WS 495 Ten Years of Whore School

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WS 495 Ten Years of Whore School

 

To celebrate ten years (holy crap!) of Whore School, I gave away a bunch of gifts live on the air for the April 19, 2026 show. If you can, I highly recommend joining Whore School for the live shows, and joining our Discord for all the other fun we have over there. Pop on in and maybe YOU can win prizes and have fun with all of us, too!

 

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Sometimes, sometimes, I enjoy doing the bwong. Because the bwong, the bwong is just so good. The bwong is a happy sound, it’s a beautiful sound, and it lets you know that Whore School is live.

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When you hear the bwong, especially if you’re in the Discord, oh yeah, that’s what I meant to do. Absolutely. I meant to push that button.

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Yikes, I just about gave myself a heart attack. Howdy y’all. Welcome to Whore School.

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I’m Harper. You are listening. Today, Whore School is celebrating 10 years.

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10 years. Since when? Since 10 years ago. April 16th, 2016.

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That’s when Whore School got started, which is, quite frankly, the wildest shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life. I started Horse School way back in the day because I was tired of people being, it’s a nice way to say stupid, oh god, there goes the dog. I had one too many person, both in my personal life, like real life, and also callers, who said dumb things out loud about sex and sexuality.

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Why, why, why are you loud? Can you please shut up? Cat says hi at the top of her fucking lungs. Oh no, Patty says, I still remember some of those early episodes, not because I was there for them, but because I thought I would need to listen to every single episode in order if I wanted to watch live. I gave that up after episode 47.

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You’re so fucking precious, Patty. You really are, you’re so precious. Like the kitty.

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She sounds muffled because she was pressing her face into the palm of my hand. So far in the chatroom tonight, I’ve got Miss Addy, Demi Owns Me, Giggi, Goonette Bimbo Doll, Kali the Sweet Girl, Patty, Tina, and Miss Meshelle. Look at that, someone joined.

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Mandy Pratt has joined. Howdy, new folks. It’s 10 years of Whore School.

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Whore School is adult sex education. Heavy, heavy emphasis on adult sex education. A friend of mine said that he actually went and listened to some of the episodes, which I did not know.

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I didn’t know he was actually going to listen to them, and that it wasn’t anything like what he thought Whore School was. Just from the title, from the name of the show, he thought it would be more, you know, whorish. But no, no, it’s more school than it is hoe.

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Tina says she missed the last two episodes live and didn’t want to miss the 10 years. 10 years? It’s been a fucking decade. Kali said that she found Harper, me, through Spotify, which limits the number of episodes it keeps, apparently.

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It’s not supposed to, it’s supposed to have all of the episodes, but I don’t know, I’m not in charge of other things. I don’t know. I do know that this is episode number 495.

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Aren’t you glad that you gave up on that whole listening to all of the past episodes before you could finally join a live show? You would have never made it in here. Thank you, Miss Meshelle. She said, congrats on the milestone.

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I know. I usually, I might nod to the anniversary, but I don’t want to draw big attention to it because, like, whatever, it’s another year. And next.

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But 10? 10 seems significant. 10 seems like a bunch. Several.

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Patty says, yeah, I might have thought it was something else, too, initially. I found it during my admittedly a tiny bit obnoxious sissy phase. I’m glad I was wrong because I learned a lot more than I would have if this was porn.

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Yes. Whore school got started because I was frustrated with people who had learned about sex from porn. Also, very memorable.

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One of the people who actually just kicked me over into, you know what, I’m going to start a fucking sex education podcast because I was so annoyed. I still remember him. It was on a session in a call and he informed me.

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And this is a grown ass adult man, like an older gentleman who tells me, apparently thinking that it was going to turn me on, that he was going to, and I quote, put my thumb in your clit. Which is why one of my very early episodes focuses on anatomy and physiology. Yeah.

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Hey, Maude, you made it. Oh, Goonette said, I was so excited to have an online sissy whore school and then I realized it’s way more educational and informative than I thought. Oh, Miss Meshelle said adult sex ed is sorely lacking.

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I’m so glad you exist. Yeah. We’re going to, we’re going to educate some people.

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So yeah. Addie said, see, I’m not so bad at English. I know the difference between in and on.

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No, this was a native English speaker. Like, absolutely. Yep.

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Older 60s, 70s. I don’t know. In.

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In. Oh, Lord. Addie’s quoting me.

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Welcome to Whore School. You will learn something. And that is a threat.

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Because sometimes the threat is, hold still. Just hold still while I teach you something. Allie said for conservatives, that actually would be a threat.

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Sometimes it is a threat. Hold still while I teach you. And he said many slogans for the show exist, including Miss Harper explains exactly how and why I’m doing life wrong.

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Although that one is probably just for me. It’s never intentional. That’s not the goal.

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The goal isn’t to explain to you how you’re fucking up. The goal is, you know, to present information. And if it happens to be relevant, well, that’s cool.

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Just, there’s an awful lot of people for an awful lot of the topics. Apply. So, recently, this month, I’ve been mostly focused on things like the Stroke-a-thon and orgasm control.

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Which is why one of the prizes that I’m, or gifts, I guess, that I’m giving away tonight is the, shut up Google, fuck you, the Stroke-a-thon audio that I recently created. So, for people who have done sessions with me in the past, you’re eligible to get that audio. Because I know that you’re over 18.

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If you’ve done a session with me in the past, and I know that you’re over 18, you’re also eligible to get a 3-minute custom audio from me. Custom. That’s, that’s a good prize.

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I’m just saying. That’s a good prize. I’m also going to give away the Sissy Panty Feminization Guide.

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It’s available in the store. You could go and buy. I have various audio ringtones.

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They’re very short. You can use it as a ringtone on your phone, or you can just, I don’t know, enjoy it. One of them is an audio of me saying, basically, answer the phone, cocksucker.

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So, I don’t know if that’s the kind of audio that you want to use on your phone, but hey, go crazy. Patty’s a damn, maybe I should have done a session with Harper at some point. Those are some incredible prizes.

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Patty, you’ve done a session with me. I’ve seen your penis. Miss Meshelle says, is the entire audience in there running for these prizes? Yes.

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Patty’s like, oh shit, you’re right. I forgot. Thank God.

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My cat is desperately trying to get in my lap, and I don’t want her to be in my lap because she’s being loud. Hey. So, she’s like rubbing her face all over my elbow, trying to get me to move.

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She’s like, move so I can get in your lap. I’m busy, kitty cat. Now she’s laying on the floor.

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Patty says, am I a cat? It is, it isn’t. Lucifer? Hi, Lucifer. No, this one’s Deathwish.

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Good lord. She’s called Deathwish because one time I caught her on top of the cat tree, staring at the ceiling fan, contemplatively. Like, she was thinking about, how could I jump from here to there? I think I could make it.

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So, Deathwish. I believe it’s because I looked at her and I said, do you have a Deathwish? And she went, me? Yeah, so. Deathwish.

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She ran away. So, there’s five minutes added on to a Discord session. And it’s because if I want to add on anything onto a session, it has to be through Discord and not through our Dispatch.

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Because I’m not going to ask them to keep track of, you know, oh yeah, I gave away five minutes to so-and-so. No, it’s too much work, and I love our Dispatchers, so it has to be through Discord. But it’s okay, because as you can tell, the audio quality on Discord is really, really well.

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Really good. So, you can get five minutes added on to a Discord session. You can get ten minutes with me on Discord.

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How you doin’? Yeah, Miss Meshelle said we’ve got the best Dispatchers here. They’re the best, and I refuse to be a butthole to them, because I love my Dispatchers. Yeah.

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Yeah. Patty says, no joke, Discord gives me less audio and connection trouble than regular calls. Fuck yes.

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I like Discord. I like Discord a whole bunch. I think Discord is neat.

I just think it’s neat. I know a whole bunch of people have still been bitchin’ and moanin’, because they’re like, but, mmm, boo-hoo-hoo, about having to switch over to Discord. Yeah, and Tina says, for internationals like me, Discord is better.

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And Meshelle said, those folks bitchin’ need to suck it up. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Get with the program, y’all. Discord rules. Just, I’m gonna remind you, one more time, if you join Discord, be careful about joining other adult-oriented servers, because some of them are infested with bots that will hijack your account and make your account post invite links to their spammy, spammy, spam, spam servers.

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And if you do that in any of the servers that I moderate, I will remove all of those links and then kick you out of the server to make you stop doing that. So, um, not all of the servers are nice. The servers I run are.

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Yeah. Meshelle said, Lord have mercy. The frickin’ bots.

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Yes. That’s why every bot that I add to the server is one that I have carefully researched and looked at before I add it. Because I’m not adding one of those crap-ass bots.

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There are bots in the server. Craig is a bot. He records the audios for us.

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Like, he’s recording right now. Good job, Craig. Good boy, Craig.

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We like Craig. Craig is useful. I hate being a cat.

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There’s, uh, ReactionRoles is a bot that’s in the server. You’ve probably interacted with the ReactionRoles bot. If you’ve gone to the Roles selection channel, you’ve interacted with the bot.

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Astrobot is in here. You can get your astrology chart done with that. I thought about adding, like, one of the tarot bots, because there are some, and it’ll do a tarot reading for you.

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But, um, honestly, you can just ask me. I’ll do a tarot reading for you. Maddie said, Craig is a weird name for a robot, right? I don’t know why it’s named Craig.

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I could rename it. I just think Craig is a cute name for a bot. Craig.

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Craig. Callie said, sessions on Discord with a headset and some self-bondage would be a lot easier than with a phone. Callie said, I mean, no weirder than Johnny Five.

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Johnny Five is alive! I got that reference. Okay, so let’s give something away. I have a little wheel.

I’m going to spin this wheel. What am I giving away? I know you guys can’t hear it, but I can hear it. 10 minutes on Discord.

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So who am I going to give that to? Who gets it? Let’s see. I didn’t put the names in. Now I have to figure it out.

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Okay, I’ve got to do a split screen here. How am I going to do that? Well, that is not useful. Ah! What? No, don’t do that.

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There, and there. Ha ha! Show me the names of who’s in the chat. Freaking, freaking, freaking.

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See, I’m good at this. I’m so good at this. Like, I’m the best.

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Look how good I am at, like, adulthood and shit. Alright. Addy.

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He owns me. Mott. Mandy Pratt.

I don’t think I’ve ever done a session with you. Holly, Gigi, Patty. I don’t think I’ve ever done a session with you either, Gigi.

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Hey, Miss Addy. Here we go. Hey, girl, girl.

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Would you like 10 minutes with me on Discord, Miss Addy? I mean, if you don’t want it, of course. You don’t have to. You know, you don’t have to have 10 minutes in heaven in a private session with me via Discord.

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Chat or text. You know. Unless you want 10 minutes in heaven with me on Discord.

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Or maybe it’s 10 minutes in hell. I don’t know. I don’t judge.

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I try not to. Well, no, I judge. I gotta be honest about it.

I do. I judge. He said, it sounds rude to refuse gifts.

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It’s like a hobbit birthday, right? If you go to a hobbit birthday, the person who’s having the birthday gives away presents. Well, I’m having an anniversary, so I’m giving away shit. Cause I can.

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Tina said, I’ve only had one session, and it was with Miss Harper, because I wanted to compete in the Sissy pageant. Hell, yes. Gigi says, that could change, Mistress Harper.

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So, yes. Which reminds me. The, um, Stroke-a-thon? I know.

We’re doing all Stroke-a-thon all month long. And it’s because I have Stroke-a-thon on the mind. The Stroke-a-thon is, um, You should enter.

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Do a 30 minute session with one of the 15 participating ladies. I’m participating. Miss Meshelle is participating.

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Most of Femdom Fridays is participating. Pretty sure we all are. Um, do a 30 minute session.

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You get to have 30 minutes of heaven and fun with us. Thank you, Miss Meshelle. She’s like, here, have a link.

Boom. Um, do a session with us. And then you email support at EnchantrixEmpire.com And you tell them when and with whom you did a session.

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And that you’d like to register for the Stroke-a-thon. And then as soon as I get word that, hey, we got fresh meat in the Stroke-a-thon, I’m like, oh, okay, great, boom, in. For example, yep, everybody’s in right now.

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There are five people who have currently registered for the Stroke-a-thon. And then, um, you get to participate in the thon. Which is about an hour or so of extreme teasing.

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Triple X rated. Where each of us, each of the 15, we go through one by one by one by one. And try to make you come.

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We tell you that we want it and we need it and we crave it. And you have to do it for us right now. And your job is to try as hard as you possibly can not to come.

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Right up until the end. Eventually we will tell you when we swap over to sudden come. It’s like sudden death, only better.

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Once we swap over to sudden come, now your job is to be the first person to come. But you have to wait until we tell you, okay, we’ve swapped and now, ready, set, go. Come.

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And it really is, the Stroke-a-thon is all about how good is your orgasm control. How much control do you have over yourself? Because 15 beautiful women begging you to come for us. And then you’ve got to swap to it.

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Goonette says, I’m going to be talked to in the meanest ways for edging. Oh no, it’s way better than that. Triple X. A lot.

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It’s, it’s so good. Patty said having to swap from the last to come to first to come is genuinely evil. Would we do that? Yes, we absolutely would.

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And it is on purpose. Like, yeah, that’s, that’s the whole point of it. So for all of the guys out there who are like, well, you always do a sissy pageant, but I’m not into sissy stuff.

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What about me? Stroke-a-thon. Stroke-a-thon, you whiny little bitch. Join the fucking Stroke-a-thon.

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It does take place over Discord. So for those of you who are still like, but I don’t want to join Discord. Yeah, Ann.

Tough shit, bud. So as you can see, you’re currently in a voice channel with me, right? For all the people over here. Reach on over and like click or tap on literally any of the pretty faces that you see.

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You can see that it immediately swaps over to you see just that one face. Very, very big, right? And it could be mine. It could be somebody else’s.

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And then when you’re hoover your mouse over or you’re tapping on it, you can see where it says hide members and you can do that. And now the only thing you see is the one that you clicked on. So obviously, we won’t be doing that during the Stroke-a-thon because we’re going to be watching to see.

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Are you obeying? Are you doing what we tell you to do when we give you ox stroking instructions? But if you don’t want to see the other fellas cranking their meat, you can only look at yourself instead. Or you can look at my pretty face. Or whoever’s face is speaking.

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So, tons of fun. Meshelle said it’s super sensual and we’re all skilled masturbatrices. So it’s def got to be a challenge.

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Meshelle said I’m going to be focused on all the meat. But sure, totally making sure everyone’s following the rules. The sissy pageant? Okay, you didn’t hear it from me, but the sissy pageant will be happening this year in about six months.

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Just not right now. Because we’re going to spread it out. It’s going to be later on.

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Later on in the year, bitches. And I say bitches very affectionately. So, let’s see.

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Who wants that Stroke-a-thon audio? Who should I give that to? So, I created an audio. Oh good, it landed on the person I wanted to have it. That makes me happy.

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I created an audio. It’s going to be up in our erotic audio store. Eventually, I don’t know, whenever they get around to it.

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I’m not fussed about it. But I made an audio that is an example of exactly what I plan to do for the Stroke-a-thon. It starts off hot.

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And then it becomes very hot. Hattie says, sure, landed. No, it really actually did.

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I was fully prepared to cheat and make it look like the little wheel thing was going to go repeatedly until it landed on the right person. So, this is an audio that’s going to be up for sale. And I’m just going to give it to you because I happen to have it sitting on my hard drive going la la la la la la la.

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It’s scorching hot. It is sexy AF. You are going to intensely enjoy this.

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I can’t even remember what section I clipped out as the sample. But, you know what, fuck it. There you go.

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That’s the sample. Miss Meshelle said, can kind of confirm Harper’s audios are super fucking hot. It came out really good.

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Pattie said, the Whore School quote book expands. I was fully prepared to cheat. Mistress always wins.

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The completed audio is four minutes and six seconds. Because I went slightly over. Four seconds of that are silence.

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Two at the beginning and two at the end. And the name that actually, I’m not even kidding, won me. Let me do this for you.

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Let me show you who won. Because I love a good solid tease. Hey Hattie, would you like a free erotic audio? I think that you would.

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I think you would enjoy this. And I think you deserve it. I think it’s going to make your brains melt.

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Watch this. This is the other reason I really like Discord. Because I just sent the link, the audio, straight to you.

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There you go. Good luck. Don’t let this scare you away from the Stroke-a-thon and make you start thinking, oh, I should never join the Stroke-a-thon because I won’t be able to last.

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Just listen to it and, you know, practice. Practice for the Stroke-a-thon. That’s how nice I am.

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Miss Meshelle says, you should definitely join now, Hattie. Hattie says, Discord is magical. It really is.

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I love Discord. Hattie said, wait, was I the one you wanted to win? Yeah. You’re welcome.

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Let’s give away more prizes. More things. All right.

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I’m going to spin this thing. All right. Five minutes added on to any paid session.

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That means you do have to actually call and set up a session. But then I’ll just, if you do it on Discord, I’ll just add five minutes onto the time. Meshelle said, seems like you wanted to win more than just an audio, Harper.

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Well, have you seen his penis? Her penis. It was a very nice dick. It was a really good dick.

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You definitely need to join the Stroke-a-thon. Hey, Demi owns me. If you do a call with me, I’ll add five minutes onto it as long as it’s on Discord.

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There you go. I should write that the fuck down or else I will absolutely forget. Demi owns me.

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Add five. Who got the 10? Who was that? Addy. Addy.

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10 on Discord. See? See? That’s why I have to write shit down because I will not remember. My fucking brain.

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Addy’s like, yes, exactly. Precisely. Let’s see.

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What else am I going to give away? Why? No. How do I? It added another wheel to the thing. No, I just did that.

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Do a different thing. It’s… Unet said this is the most suspenseful episode ever. This one is? Woohoo.

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Alright, Sissy Panty Feminization Guide. Who’s going to get that? Let’s find out. Sissy Panty Feminization Guide.

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I made it up. And I put it in the store. And it’s all about panties.

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Hey, Mott. Would you like a Sissy Panty Feminization Guide? I don’t know if that appeals to you at all. Unet says, god damn it.

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Unet said they don’t need it. Gimme. And he said, don’t worry, Harper.

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I’m fine with he, him, and she, her. Although I’ve been told that some people in here, they see me as much more femme. Which I didn’t know how to feel about.

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But I’m leaning into it. That’s cool. Unet’s going to start crying.

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Oh no. And he said the other day we were talking, and he said he’s not into wearing women’s clothes. So I don’t think so.

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Maybe just caressing the panties? No, this is a guide to wearing and choosing panties. Let me spin it again then. I’m just going to keep spinning this until I land on a sissy.

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So close. I’m sorry, Unet. Kali, would you like a sissy panty feminization guide? And he’s quoting me again.

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I’m fully prepared to cheat. I’m so bad. I’m so mean.

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I’m just cruel. Let me go find it. This is the trick.

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Where in all of my stuff, stuff, where is it? I don’t know. Oh, stuff. Where would it be? Panty.

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There it is. I think. There you go.

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Although it occurs to me that’s probably just the picture of it. I’ll find it. It’s in here somewhere.

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I never delete anything. Hey, guess what? I found it. See? Unet’s a cruel mistress.

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Never heard of her. Kali said, can I wish it to Unet? Aww. You’re so sweet.

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You’re so adorable. Look how nice you are. Don’t ever say I never did something nice for you, by the way.

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Because I do nice things all the time. Oh, okay, hi. The kitty cat’s back.

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He said, the picture of what? I uploaded the wrong thing. I’m a goob. I try to name things pretty much consistently, right? So everything associated with it, like the Sissy Panty Feminization Guide, is all named Sissy Panty Feminization Guide.

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And so I found that picture, which is a pink-toned picture of a person wearing women’s underwear that’s in pink and black. And it says Sissy Panty Feminization Guide. So I found that first, and my silly brain was like, yeah, that’s the thing I wanted.

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No, I wanted the PDF. Unet said, I think Miss Harper prefers to see me drown in tears. Hey, I sent it to you.

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Check your messages, girl. Blah, blah, blah. It’s my anniversary, and I’ll celebrate it the way I feel.

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Say, I want somebody to have a ringtone. Maybe I’ll give Mott a ringtone. Maybe I’ll make a ringtone for Mott.

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Hey, Mott, would you like a ringtone? And he said, I don’t think I need to pull out the quote again at this point. The ringtone would be something like what’s on the soundboard. So, that.

(40:13 – 40:46)
For example, I forgot what that sound was. It’s the Grindr notification tone. Kylie said, speaking of ringtones or music, I’m kind of surprised you don’t have a little theme like Becky and Krista have for their shows.

(40:49 – 41:01)
It’s because Whore School is older. I don’t know if you knew it, but Whore School’s been around for 10 years. Back when I started Whore School, we couldn’t have any music.

(41:02 – 41:19)
They were like, you would have to go and buy all of the rights to the music. And at that point in time, I was like, I don’t know how to do that. And I don’t want to explore how to do that, so I’m not gonna.

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And at this point, it’s just tradition. The way I got the bong, the stinger for the show, was it’s YouTube’s had a library of sounds that you could use. And so it’s one of the ones that doesn’t require attribution.

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That’s the only reason I have that sound. Addie said Harper needs one of those bells that the old schools used to have. So for the Stroke-a-thon I set up, we have this sound.

(42:11 – 42:22)
It’s a good sound, right? That’s a good bong. That’s a good timer noise. That is an actual, literal bell that I held in my hand and chimed and recorded.

(42:24 – 42:35)
Just because I found some really good sounding bells, and then all of them were like, this sound costs $5. And I was like, I’m not going to do that. I’m gonna get my own fucking bell.

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Ring my bell. Ring my bell. Gigi wants to know if I’ve been with LDW for those 10 years.

(42:49 – 43:07)
I’ve been with LDW since 2011. So, yes. This Meshelle says, ooh, sound effects creation.

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Is there anything you can’t do, Harper? Um, I can’t go standing up without making a mess. Hey, Mott’s back. Mott, I’m going to make you a ringtone.

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It’s going to be short. What word would you like to hear my voice say? Like a word or a short phrase? Patty said, I was going to make a similar joke, but I thought that might be too far. And I promise the cat will not be meowing in the background of it.

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And he forgot what year we’re in. Yeah, so I started in, technically, I started in the last week of December. Of 2010.

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But, like, that doesn’t really count. You know? Whatever. Harper for president.

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I mean, I will. You can hear me taking notes. Like, alright, sure.

Harper for president. They’re all like, I’d vote for you. Hell yes.

As well you should. I would be a firm but fair leader. Patty said it’s a trap.

(45:12 – 45:19)
Patty said, no, don’t admit you’d do that. You have to admit how old you are. I’ve never admitted exactly how old I am.

(45:20 – 45:43)
In the U.S., you have to be over 35 to run for president. It’s why when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was first getting popular, people were like, she should be president! And then everybody was like, she’s too young. Ugh, young people.

(45:44 – 46:10)
She ain’t too young anymore. He says, in Brazil, too. We copied you people too much.

I know. As long as the checks and balances actually work, it’s all fine. Meshelle said, I feel like some young people as president might actually help things sometimes.

(46:11 – 46:30)
I think age limits for congress people would help so much. Don’t know how I did that. This wheel thing is being weird.

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Ooh, three minute custom audio. For… not the person it rolled for. Because you already won something.

(46:41 – 46:55)
Somebody else needs to win. Who’s going to get it? Aww. Three minute custom audio.

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Who gets it? Meshelle’s like, big money, no whammies. Because it’s custom. And it can be as triple X naughty dirty as you want it to be.

(47:15 – 47:33)
Like, dirty. Miss Tina, would you like a three minute custom audio from me? I have a feeling that you would. Custom audio.

(47:36 – 47:45)
Just tell me what you want the topic to be. Or if you happen to have a script. About 300 words.

(47:46 – 47:58)
I’ll just record it for you. Yeah, Miss Meshelle says, ooh, customs can be utter filth. Yeah, they can.

(48:02 – 48:12)
Custom audios are great. Most of the time, if you want one, I have a very fast turnaround. Especially if you already have a script.

(48:12 – 48:25)
If you know exactly what you want, and you’ve got it all written out. I’ll just bang that out real fast. In, out, done.

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You’re welcome. I reserve the right to edit whatever script you come up with. Because sometimes people will ask for things in their script.

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That sear themselves into my mind. Sear into my mind. Somebody one time sent me a script that contained the phrase.

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And I wish I was kidding. Hot earthworms of jizz. Yep, said that out loud.

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Yay. Well, let me know, Miss Tina. Tell me what you want it about.

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I will knock that out of the park. Patty said, is there a price penalty if the person providing the script is terrible at writing? If you make me have to write it, it’s $20 per 10 minutes. Which is a really good rate, because that’s about 1,000 words.

(49:27 – 49:39)
That’s a good rate. That also goes if I have to extensively edit your script. So if you send me a script that is grammatically incorrect, I’m going to fix it.

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If you send me a script that’s just a mess, I’m going to fix it. But I’m also going to charge you for it. Tina says, do I have to think about it now? No, just get back to me eventually.

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Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more likely I am to forget. I’ll forget about it forever. Gunit says, so is the custom ones more pricey? Yes, they are.

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They work out to about $5 a minute, roughly. Patty says, but you wrote it down. I laugh because.

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Just because I wrote it down doesn’t mean I’m going to remember it. I’m not going to remember it. My brain is made of Swiss cheese.

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I’m not going to remember it. Patty says, bold of you to assume that a neuro-spicy person won’t immediately forget the things they wrote down. I’m the same way.

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Yeah. I mean, writing it down makes me feel better about it. It makes me, like, you know, look at me, I’m being responsible.

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I wrote it down. Yeah, I’m still going to remember it. Because that requires then that I go back and look at the note.

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It’ll happen, sure. I’ll remember it. Not going to remember it.

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Brains. I don’t remember shit. Somebody says, DM to remind you that I won a custom audio.

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I don’t want you to forget. When? Can’t remember shit. What, just now? How are you hearing me if you’re not in the chatroom? Oh, that was you.

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Girl? It’s a different… Your server nickname and the name on the account you DMed me from are completely different. That’s why I was like, what the shit? Who? When? Where? What’s happening? My fucking brain. Good evening.

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Okay. We all hear you. Tina said, I don’t want everyone to know I’m a sissy.

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I get it. That makes sense now. Now I see that.

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But also, I don’t want to even try to figure out how many people who may or may not have won any form of audio from me at any point in the past that I forgot. They might pop up at any moment and go, hey, do you remember that time? Like, seven years ago when I won a thing? And I’m like, no. I don’t.

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Don’t remember shit. Patty says, I have IRL friends on Discord. Hey, me too.

(53:47 – 53:59)
Those server nicknames are great. Love that. I also tell them, I’m like, do not ever go looking for anything that you see on this account.

(53:59 – 54:08)
Just take my word for it. You don’t want to see that. My god, kitty cat.

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She’s having a moment. Gunit said, that’s when you start paying for Discord. Hell yeah.

(54:22 – 54:28)
Hell yeah. I have Nitro for Discord. Honestly, I have Nitro mostly, so I can use all of the emojis.

(54:31 – 54:51)
Life is short, I want to use all the emojis, like the ones from Pornhub. Pornhub nation, bitches. Patty says, Pornhub emojis? Hell yes.

(54:52 – 55:03)
Actually, the ones from Lovin’s are really good, too. Sex toys. Oh yeah.

(55:08 – 55:17)
Meshelle says, ooh, I need to grab the Lovin’s ones next. Custom emojis. We got a ton of custom emojis for us.

(55:18 – 55:31)
Which is fire. And makes me super happy. I made the one for Whore School have sparkles.

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Patty says, I remember almost getting caught with some of the kinky stuff on a different account. Whoops. Miss Meshelle shared one.

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That’s a penis. There’s a bunch of the ones that I put in our server. I was like, hee hee.

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Jesus, peeking around a corner. I saw that. Jesus, the sound is great on this.

(56:11 – 56:17)
It’s better than the phone. It often is. The sound on Discord is really, really good.

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Especially the sound in this server. Which is why the podcast is in the Enchantrix Empire server. Instead of my Whore School server.

(56:27 – 56:45)
Because Enchantrix Empire server, if you have Nitro, you have boosts. You can assign both of your boosts to our server. And doing so guarantees that we get the highest quality audio for voice chats like this.

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Tina says, it sounds better in live than in speaker. Yep. It’s really, really good.

(56:55 – 57:03)
We’ve boosted this server all the way to the very tippy tippy tip. So we have the highest quality audio streaming. For our server.

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Boom bitches. Gunit found all of the sex positions. They’re like stick figures.

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Sexual positions. Gigi says, if I call using Discord, I hope the sound will be this good. And the sound will be comparable.

(57:32 – 57:36)
Most of the time, people can’t tell a difference. Just listening to the audio. They can’t tell.

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If it becomes a major problem, we can make a private voice channel in the server and use that. But most of the time, if you call or you do a private session on Discord, you’re going to be doing it in private messaging outside of the server. But there is a way to do it, taking advantage of the Discord server.

(57:57 – 58:07)
It’s just, if you want a private session, it won’t be set up like this voice channel is. Where everyone can see and anyone can join. It’d be private.

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Patty said, since I don’t pay for Discord, one of the perks is never being able to accidentally use the kinky emotes in the wrong place. I’ve joined a bunch of servers, including some that have astrological symbols and tarot stuff. That I made and contributed to that server.

(59:05 – 59:29)
Tina says, I’m upset I can’t use the Lovens emoji in this chat. Sometimes I limit who’s allowed to do what where, because I don’t trust people. That’s 10 years of Whore School.

(59:29 – 59:41)
I gave away a bunch of stuff, and I kept notes about who got what. DemiOwnsMe gets to add 5 minutes to a session. Addy, left off the Y, gets 10 minutes with me.

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Matt is going to get a ringtone that says Harper for President. Tina is going to get a 3 minute custom audio. And I already sent the Strokeathon audio to Patty, and the Panty Guide went to both Kali and Gunet.

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Because I wasn’t reading the chat when I found it and sent it to Kali. Oops. Panty Guides.

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Panties for everyone. But that’s Whore School. 10 years.

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Yikes. Come back when it’s 20 years. And I’ll do more giveaways.

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With the dulcet tones of my cat in the background going, Mother! Mother! I’m hungry. Alright, Whore School is adult sex education. It is a threat, and a promise.

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No fear, no shame, no guilt. Just education. You will learn something.

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Sometimes what you might learn is how long Whore School has been on the air. In this case, a decade. We’ll be back to educational content next week.

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I hope that you all still come forth and join me, even though there won’t be any giveaways. Thank you all for listening. Whore School is live Sunday evenings from 11 to midnight on the East Coast.

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That’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast. Check out the blog, Whore School.net. I’m Harper. Find me online.

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Follow me around, and call me up sometime, because I’m fun. Thank you all, and goodnight.

 

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