WS 486 Small Penis Humiliation

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WS 486 Small Penis Humiliation

 

Leading into Micro March, and to announce the opening of the Smallest Penis in the Empire contest, Mistress Harper brought out the small penis appreciation! Learn all about the origins of erotic humiliation and exactly why some people get very turned on by being laughed at. You’ll also learn about statistical averages and why your dick isn’t actually as small as porn might make you think it is!

 

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You know, I just really like getting to talk to you guys about dirty stuff, because it’s fun. This is Whore School. I am Harper.

You, hopefully, are listening, and if you’re not, uh, where you at, bro? Come on, man. Um, Whore School is, for those who are unaware, adult sex education. That means you will learn something, and that’s probably a little teensy tiny itty bitty bit of a threat.

You gotta learn something one way or another, bitches. So, tonight we’re going to be discussing small penis humiliation. Why? Honestly, I picked small penis humiliation for this week completely without remembering that we were launching a big competition yesterday.

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I’m just that fucking good. That’s all I can say about that. Oh, by the way, if you’re listening to the live show, please head to communitykink.com. That’s the chat room.

It’s open. You can come join us. So far, it’s me and Kali, and no one else.

Where the fuck are you guys? Come on. You can tell it’s an adult show because I say fuck, and I’m gonna talk about little bitty dicks, and yes, I think I’m funny. Just kidding.

I know I’m funny. Oh, lord. This is how I exist in the world.

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I tried to do a deep conditioning thing to my hair earlier today, and I think I just need to trim the ends. I tried to run my fingers through my hair just now, and I almost shanked myself. Goodness.

Ouch. I think for last night, Miss Krista was doing kinks and drinks, and I think that she was having audio troubles, so if you can’t hear me, let me know. If you can hear me, say hey.

Kali says, did the pod bean troll under the bridge get you too? I hope not. Can you hear me? Who the hell knows? I don’t know if you can hear me or not. If you don’t tell me, you can hear me.

We were going to be discussing erotic humiliation tonight. Mott has joined us in the chat room. Hey, Mott.

Hi, girl. Hi. You get to hear me talking about my hair.

My desperate need to trim the dead ends. Mott says not yet. Why not yet? Is pod bean being a shit? I will immolate things.

Says listeners one, but total three. What the hell? God damn it. Restart pod bean.

Kali says it just now showed up as live. Oh, that’s great. That’s so good.

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We like it when the stuff that we pay premium for works really well. That’s so good. Oh, pod bean, don’t be a shit, you little fucker.

Can you hear me? Oh, okay. So I’m over in the communitykink.com chat room asking for people to let me know when they can hear me. Oh, Kali can hear me now.

Okay, good. At least somebody can hear me. You’re welcome.

I have a fabulous voice. You should be listening to me. Look at this, four minutes in and that’s how long it took for it to finally be like, oh yeah, we’ll let people listen to your live fucking show.

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It’s not like all of the stuff at the beginning is important. You know what? I’m not super impressed. Don’t make me move Whore School over to Discord because I have a few well-boiled bones to pick over there too.

For those who don’t know, Discord is being a shit. They have decided that it would probably be a good idea to change the way that they do age verification in advance of KOSA being signed into law. I am hopeful, I remain hopeful that KOSA will not be signed into law and yet still, this seems to be the direction that the internet and the world is going.

Oh, Mot can hear me now. Five minutes, six minutes in. That’s wonderful.

Hi, Kali. Hi, girl. Hi.

So, KOSA is the underage persons, the slang term, it starts with a K, online safety act. It is bullshit. You should contact all of your elected people and tell them not to pass that law because all it is is a law against freedom of speech.

It’s going to stifle freedom of expression, not just for people like myself who produces adult content that definitely people under 18 should not be interacting with. Get the fuck out of here. Your parents would be disappointed in you.

But it’s going to stifle freedom of speech for pretty much everybody else because it’s not just adult content that they’re trying to keep away from people who are underage. Just remember, every time they pull this kind of shit, all they have to do to make it so that you’re not allowed to say words out loud in public is declare whatever it is that you were about to be trying to say adult content. So, that includes things like LGBTQIA plus content.

So, if you want to talk about your transition, if you want to talk about, hey, I’m on HRT and it’s doing this to my body, what’s up with that? You won’t be able to because that’s adult content and it’s considered obscene. So, vote against that stupid fucking law. Please and thank you.

Yell at your elected people because they’re about to try to pass it. It’s so great. But it means that a bunch of the websites are going to be complying in advance because, you know, that’s how we do shit now, apparently.

So, Discord is going to be using AI. I don’t like AI. Discord is going to be using advanced prediction models.

That’s a pile of shit. To predict whether or not you are an adult or not. And if you are what they think is an adult, they’ll be like, okay, great.

You can look at adult content. And if they think you’re not an adult, they’re going to restrict your account so that you cannot look at adult content until you either do a video chat with them and show them your face, at which point AI is going to scan your face and try to decide whether or not it thinks you’re old enough. Or give it your ID.

Like, your actual ID. Like, your ID with your address on it. That ID.

Yeah, that. I hate both of those. Both of those options are terrible.

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Both of those suck. So, a bunch of people are very upset about Discord. Because fuck that.

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Mott says I’m gone if they want my face and ID. The odds are extremely good that if you’re already in a whole bunch of adult servers doing adult stuff, they’re going to look at your stuff and go, probably an adult. Hopefully.

This, of course, is coming hard on the heels of Discord. Rolled out a version of the exact same age verification system last year for the UK and Australia. And immediately, the vendor that they were using to do age verification got hacked in 70,000.

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Seven zero zero zero zero. 70,000 legal identities were stolen. It was great.

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It’s so good. They’re extra trustworthy. So, Discord says, oh, we’re not doing business with that vendor anymore.

Yeah. Okay. Cool.

Who are you doing business with? The best I can tell, it’s a daisy chain of companies. So, Discord is doing business with one company who is doing business with yet a third company. And supposedly, this third company is the one that will look at your shit and either go yes or no.

And that is the only information that they will pass to the second company who will then pass that yes or no to Discord to determine whether or not you are old enough to look at boobies. So, yeah. It’s real dumb.

Discord has been backpedaling hard, hard in the last week or so because they announced that they were just, yeah, we’re just gonna start rolling this one out. Surprise. And so many people were canceling their paid subscriptions to Discord that they crashed their system.

They crashed it. Which is hilarious. The fact that so many people went, I’m sorry.

That’s crap. You can’t have my money. So many people canceled their subscriptions.

It crashed their payment processor. That’s a lot. And apparently, it scared Discord.

And so, they were backpedaling. They did not unroll it out. They were like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It’s safe. We pinky promise. So, I don’t.

And honestly, at this point, all the big social media sites are going to be going this direction. There’s a reason I’m not on Facebook. And it’s because Facebook went real ID.

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Like, you can’t use a pseudonym on Facebook without it throwing a giant fucking hissy fit about, we want to know your real name. Like, if I want to put Harper Enchantrix as a name, I should be able to. I don’t want to give you my full name.

Because yikes. Privacy invasion. Hello.

It means Facebook has a long and sordid history of outing people who are using different names. So, sex workers. Trans people.

Women hiding from abusive husbands. Et cetera, et cetera. Fuck Facebook.

So, I’m not on Facebook. I’m not on Threads. Because Facebook owns Threads.

I’m not on Instagram. Because Facebook owns Instagram. Technically meta.

But all of those are interlinked. And if you have one name on one of those and a different name on another, they go, which one do we think is the most real one? And they change your name to it. Because it sucks.

So, every place is going to be going real ID. And real age verification. We have to see your ID so you can be on Facebook.

You know what? Fuck that shit too. You little cock whore. So, this is bullshit.

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We’re gonna ride it out as long as we possibly can. Don’t worry. Community kink, that’s my chat room.

That’s the chat that we’re currently looking at, right? That’s owned by us. We own community kink. You will not have to verify your age to use community kink.

Of course, you also are not allowed to post explicit content in community kink. Because we’re not checking your age. So, if you want to post a dick pic, it’s not gonna be over here.

Sorry, not sorry. None of our sites you can post uncensored explicit content. Because we don’t want to have to, one, look at that for free.

And two, moderate that. And three, check your fucking age. If you want to show me your dick, email it to me after we do a session.

So that I know for certain that you really are of age. Why am I paranoid about this? Let me tell you how many times a client has attempted to expose me to content that I should not ever see. I don’t want to look at that.

I’m not getting into the *pstein files. That ain’t happening. Okay? No.

You’re not paranoid. I know. We’re not paranoid.

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Y’all. Some people are stupid. They’re like, oh, but I’m over 18 now.

Yeah. Great. Assholes.

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So, we’re not gonna check your age unless you call us. In which case, hey, you used a credit card. Good job.

That’s how we check your age. Now we can do the explicit stuff. If you never, ever, want us to have access to your billing information or your legal name, don’t worry.

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It’s only the dispatchers. I don’t know your legal name. I don’t want to know your legal name.

Please do not tell me your fucking legal name. We’re not friends like that. I’m kidding.

We are friends like that. But I still don’t want to know your full legal name. Yikes.

Or your billing information. Jesus fucking Christ. Dispatch gets to handle that.

I don’t because I don’t want to. If you just really, really, really, really, really, never, ever want to give that to anybody ever, well, that’s fine. You can read my blogs.

You can follow me around on social media. But everywhere that I exist online is PG-13. Sorry.

You don’t get the explicit stuff. All on account of, I’m not stupid. Neither are you.

Don’t play dumb. So speaking of sending dick pics. We announced it yesterday.

We are looking for the smallest penis in the Enchantrix Empire for 2026. We’re looking for the little bitty fellas. We’re looking for a little bitty penis.

Little bitty dick. If you think you have what it takes to win the smallest penis in the Empire. Yes, please.

We want to look at that. You will go to the assignment store. Phonesexassignments.com. You will locate the newest product.

Smallest penis in the Empire. It’s $30. You will pay $30 to enter the smallest penis in the Empire contest.

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At which point you will be given a PDF. It will automatically, it will be like, here’s your thing. That’s what you bought.

It’s the instructions. It’s the full instructions for everything you need to do in order to enter the contest and participate. Including an email address that you will not find anywhere other than that assignment.

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I know what the email is. You don’t get to know unless you pay for it. You’re buying that email and the instructions.

You’re going to send us three pictures. You’re going to send us a picture of yourself soft, a picture of yourself hard, and a picture of yourself your choice. Do a costume.

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Do a costume. Put a measuring device in your pictures. Put your EnchantrixEmpire.net username in it because that’s what we’re using to keep track of who is who, not your legal name.

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We never want to know what your real name is. Use your username on EE, okay? You have some questions. You’re going to pick three and you’re going to answer the questions.

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Ooh, by answering the questions, you are consenting for us to use your answers. Ooh, in blogs. So if you’re into being exposed, hey, there are 10 ladies participating.

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10 different women are going to look at your dick for $30. That’s a really good deal. Every time we announce a contest or a competition like this, we all start getting pictures of penises in our emails.

Guys are obsessed with showing us their teeny tiny little dick. And I get it. You’re proud of it.

Okay. Yes. But do not send it to my email.

That’s not how you enter the contest. Do not tweet me a picture of your dick. Do not post it on EnchantrixEmpire.net. Don’t fucking do it.

Just know. Hey, Tina, I see you in here, girl. I’m busy telling people not to send me their dick pics.

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So you will pay $30. You will get the email address. You will do what needs to be done.

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You will send us your pictures and then we will look at them and we will all get together and we will vote on who we think is the winner of the smallest penis in the empire. You have a chance to win five, seven or eight minutes with ladies and it will be via Discord, Gmeet or in the Community Kink chat room, in a private chat, not out in public like this. We’re going to be judging based on size and presentation and also the answers to your questions.

If your answers to your questions are really, really funny, we’ll go with it. Like, come on. Come on.

Why? Why are we looking for the smallest penis? Kelly says the prizes are appropriately sized, right? Hell yes. The prizes are perfect. They’re snack sized.

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Why are we looking for a small penis? Why? Why? Why? Right? It’s because an awful lot of guys who happen to have a penis are very proud of showing off their dick. And erotic humiliation is an enormous, pardon the pun, turn on for people. And there’s a really, really, like once you know why erotic humiliation works the way that it does, all of a sudden you’re like, oh, that’s why.

So over on Whoreschool.net, I wrote about it because I’m incapable of keeping information back. So the most recent post over on Whoreschool.net is small penis humiliation for everyone. And I kind of told you guys exactly why embarrassment is a turn on.

It’s like that’s the content of the entire podcast. That’s the whole thing. It’s because erotic humiliation is really fun for an awful lot of people because every single human being on the face of the planet has an amygdala.

Okay. It is a teeny tiny part of your brain. It’s right in the very, very middle of your skull box.

That’s your amygdala. Your amygdala is a very old, primitive structure within your brain. We share a structure like the amygdala with an awful lot of the other mammals in the world.

It is colloquially called the lizard brain because it’s that old. Okay. It is a very old part of the brain.

The amygdala interacts with your endocrine system. That’s its main job. And your endocrine system, those are your hormones.

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Okay. And your hormones in your endocrine system, it’s not just sex hormones. It’s all the other hormones as well.

Sorry. Hang on. Tina said, if a trans woman undergoing hormone therapy has a penis due to the hormones, would that be considered cheating? Nope.

No, I don’t think that’s cheating at all. You’re just taking a picture of what you happen to have between your thighs. Go crazy.

And I’ll tell you why here in a second. Let me talk about brain chemistry and hormones and shit first. So the reason why we’re talking about your endocrine system, Kelly said, is that performance enhancing? Oh, you’ve been reading about the long jump in the winter Olympics, right? So for those who don’t know about that, in the winter Olympics, the long jump, they take off off this big ramp and fly through the air.

And it looks so fucking fun because they’re like, wee, yeet. But they’ve yeeted themselves. And apparently some of the people participating in the long jump, when they’re getting their body scanned, because they to prevent cheating, they do a scan of the person’s body.

So then when they make their uniform, they know, they’re like, ah, okay, you made the crotch too loose. And now it’s acting like a wing. You’re not allowed to do that.

I think that they should be allowed to do that. Like fucking absolutely. You know, the people who do base jumping where they put on the wingsuit, and then they fly through buildings and canyons and shit.

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They should be allowed to do that. That’s my vote. But I’ve been outruled.

So to get around the body scan thing, they’ll go and let people inject their penis so that their penis swells up and gives them a larger package. So then when it’s time to compete, their penis has unswollen, it’s gone back down in size, and now they have more fabric between their legs to act like a wing when they’re flying. And I don’t think I’ve ever competed in something that required me to let people put needles in my genitals for fuck’s sake.

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Also, for guys who happen to have a very, very teeny tiny dick, now you know you can probably get half an inch. There you go. You get half an inch for… All you have to do is hold still and let somebody put hydroaluronic acid in your dick.

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Sixpacks said you probably have. Just think back a bit. What? Let somebody put needles in my body? In my genitals? To win a competition? No.

No way in hell. Okay, so small penis humiliation and why it’s a turn-on for people. Oh gosh.

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So you have your amygdala, you have your endocrine system. Your endocrine system is… So I’m gonna have to delete that comment because you can’t say that shit. So your endocrine system is in charge of your fight or flight reflex.

It’s your response to stress, basically. Now, everybody learned about this. You learned about this way back when you were in college.

Fight or flight, right? And you might have also learned a third F. Fight or flight or freeze, right? That sometimes when you’re stressed, you want to run away. Sometimes when you’re stressed, you fight. Sometimes when you’re stressed, you just freeze.

You freeze in place, right? Kali says, Miss Becky adds a fawn response. Yeah, freeze or fawn. Sometimes they kind of get mixed up together because human emotional responses to stress states is complex as shit, actually.

But it’s called the four Fs. Fight, flight, freeze, fawn. But sometimes there’s a fifth F. Fuck.

And it’s because every single one of those states, whether or not your response is, ah, scream like a, you know, a great ape and fling shit at it, or if your response is run away really fast, or your response is hold really still and maybe it won’t see me, or if your response is, oh, if I’m nice to it, maybe it’ll leave me alone. And sometimes your response is, you know what? I’m going to get a boner. And it’s because all of those physiological states are the same thing.

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It’s just the behavior it elicits can change. But the physiological state that all of those is, is an activated nervous system and an activated endocrine system interacting in a complex manner to produce. Your blood pressure goes up.

Blood flow to your extremities increases. That’s why you can get a boner. You will flush.

Your face becomes red. You may hear blood rushing in your ears because you’re like your heart rate has gone up. Your blood pressure has gone up.

Blood flow to your extremities has increased. And this is so that your muscles will work better. You’ll be faster for running or fighting.

You’ll have more stamina, more endorphins. You will be less prone to feeling pain. So this entire system gets activated.

If you’ve ever seen like, oh no, they’re trapped in a car. Don’t worry. I’ll pick it up.

Right? That’s what’s happening. You’ve basically turned on superhero mode in your body. And yes, sometimes that response also includes becoming aroused.

It’s an aroused state of being in general. And sometimes it means that you are also sexually aroused. Okay.

So it is a response to stress. Any stress, all stress. If stress, then aroused state of being.

The amygdala does not reason. It does not think. It only responds to perceived stress.

That’s all that it does. It does not matter if the stress is real. It does not matter if the stress is something that is actually a problem for you to deal with and or fuck.

Sometimes your body just goes, I’m stressed. And this happens to you. People with anxiety will discover that their stress response is just like that.

It just goes and now you’re stressed out. This is why sometimes when you are super duper stressed like that, masturbation helps. Not all the time, but sometimes it can help.

And you might be wondering, what the fuck? Why is it that sometimes when I’m scared for my life, I get a boner? What the hell? Easy. Evolution is also stupid. Your amygdala is stupid.

Evolution is stupid. All it is, is survival of the fittest. To breed.

The first one to breed wins and passes on those genes. So, later six pack, what this means in practice is as we were evolving over time from cute little lizards to teeny tiny little lemur looking things to australopithecus to homo habilis and onward closer and closer to human. Homo sapien sapien.

Old structures and old body systems, we kept. We didn’t get rid of them unless there was strong evolutionary pressure to get rid of them. If it became actively detrimental to our survival, then those individuals would not survive to breed.

And so we would breed that out. Most of these systems were still helpful. They still do their job.

They do exactly what we expect them to do. This is what it’s for. This is what your brain is for.

This is what the amygdala does. It just sits in there and it works with the endocrine system. And most of the time it does its job perfectly well.

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But, Mot says, we are salt batteries. Yeah. So, human beings do not have a baculum.

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The baculum is a penis bone. We don’t have one. Almost all the other mammals have a baculum.

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And that means when they want to have sex, it doesn’t take as much blood flow to the genitalia to make the penis function. So, in sex, the penis has to be inserted into the vagina of the female. Penis plus vagina equals sex, right? Our bodies, your bodies, gentlemen, function by becoming aroused enough to raise your blood pressure high enough to increase blood flow to your extremities enough to make your dick swell.

And then there’s a complex structure inside your penis that prevents the blood from flowing back out again and making it stay hard because you don’t have a penis bone. If you had a penis bone, you would not have to have your blood pressure spike as high. You would not have to have quite this strong of a response.

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We are also perfectly capable of having sex for fun. Our closest relatives on the evolutionary tree, of course, are the bonobos, which are a type of chimpanzee. They also can have sex for fun.

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They masturbate. They have sex for social bonding reasons. They have sex because they just feel like it, right? We can do that too.

We do not have to have our females in estrus and our males in rut. Tina says, creationists will not be happy with your talk. Yeah, well, fuck them weirdos.

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Science, bitches. Kylie says they masturbate, but their porn sucks. Creationists.

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So, we don’t have a penis bone. And that means when we decide, oh, I want to have recreational sex or sex for procreation, our bodies don’t know the difference. We ask our amygdala and our endocrine system to do a complex job that usually is a thing that our endocrine system and amygdala is doing in response to, oh shit, a tiger or something similar.

Only now we’re doing that in response to, oh yeah, sex. This is how and why humiliation can become arousing. So, remember, I already told you your amygdala is stupid.

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Your amygdala does not reason. Your endocrine system is not capable of going, hmm, is this real? Your amygdala doesn’t give a shit. An imagined tiger is as real to your amygdala as an actual tiger walking through your bedroom.

They are the same and they elicit the same response. So, when you are going through puberty, a lot of things are changing inside your body. It is one of the absolute ape shit fucking crazy periods of massive change.

The transition between pre-period and post-period takes place across just a few years and your bodies change, our bodies change in overarching ways. Entire new systems get turned on and woken up, including the fuck response. Before this, you did absolutely have the fight or flight or FOM response.

The amygdala is in your brain. It is doing what it’s supposed to be doing. You go through puberty and all of a sudden the same system goes, oh yeah, and also I get turned on for this.

Surprise. Except sometimes your brain goes, okay, so sometimes I’m turned on, I’m aroused into this arousal state because the guy in my physics class is mean to me and called me a nerd. So now I have to fight.

Sometimes it’s because I’m taking judo classes and I have to actually fight. Sometimes it gets turned on because I saw something that was sexy. All at the same time, your body is going, you know what would be fun? Hormones.

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And it just floods you with so many sexual hormones. And it’s because it’s waking up entire sections and systems in your brain and your endocrine system. I know someone who was going through puberty and looked at a literal fire hydrant.

And you know how it’s got that little dome on top? Apparently he looked at a fire hydrant, thought, huh, that looks like a boob and got turned on by it. So it sounds like an acid trip. Yeah, puberty sucks.

So you’re going through puberty. Your brain is going with so many hormones and so much going on. Your body is changing in ways that you don’t have words for what’s going on there.

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And so it is entirely possible that as you’re going through your day to day life, somebody is going to say something derisive towards you. Like, God, you’re such a fucking nerd. And your body is your amygdala, who previously correctly identifies social danger as being a thing to respond to, right? That uh oh, this is dangerous to me because we are highly social animals.

We are extremely social. And responding properly to social threats is important for us. So your brain goes, if it could reason, this part of your brain would be going, oh, we’re in deep shit.

Quick, respond somehow. I’m on it. We’re going to activate the endocrine system and the endocrine system goes, okay, boss, I’m on it.

And then you’ve got a boner because somebody called you a nerd. And now you’re turned on by humiliation. Oh, no.

It is ridiculously easy for erotic humiliation to happen. Because when you’re going through puberty, your brain is very malleable. And you are in so much pressure.

So much pressure. It’s gonna happen. I’m so sorry.

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It’s a small penis humiliation in particular. Oh, I just checked the chat room attached to Podbean. Thank you, facts, porcupine.

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They said, despite your topic you speak about, but you’re a very smart woman. I am very smart. Thank you for that.

So the way that men are socialized, penis size is really important. Now, I’m not going to talk about why this has happened or what went wrong in our society and our world such that now we have men absolutely convinced that dick size is a valid predictor of your happiness and success in life somehow. That is a question for social scientists to mull over.

Oh, oh, Mott says no one talks about ball size. No, they do. They do.

I’ve been in some interesting sections of the internet. They talk about that too. Yeah.

He says, lol. Yeah, I’ve been in some places on the internet that no one should be in. Like, just back away.

Just walk away from that because yikes. So somehow or other, dick size becomes extremely important. And of course, when you’re in a social pressure keg, pressure cooker, like, I don’t know, formal schooling, formal education, where everyone is kind of jostling for status and standing and, who’s the cool person? Who’s in charge? Where do you stand in your clique, in your group, on your friends? And they are looking for the smallest, slightest thing to use to rank one another against each other.

And for people who have to spend time with one another and occasionally have to spend time with one another in, oh, I don’t know, a locker room, ranking one another by dick size becomes, they’re right there. It’s right there. You’re looking at it and it’s so easy to be like, well, mine is bigger, therefore I outrank you.

And to be extra abundantly clear, penis size does not correlate at all to intelligence, IQ, ability to learn, future earning, physical height, muscle mass, none of, no, it is, it’s not linked to any of that. It might vaguely be linked to possibly testosterone levels, which could also correlate in a positive manner, not positive as in it’s a good thing, but as in they’re positively correlated, they actually do interact with muscle mass. Because testosterone is involved in, are you able to build muscle? Kylie said, I find that hard to believe I’m hung like a stallion and I’m also extremely intelligent.

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Technically, you’re just lucky. So, but penis size becomes a thing that people wind up fixating on. And then of course, as soon as they become 18 and gain access to the real internet, they discover porn.

We’re just going to pretend that that happens when everybody turns 18. They all discover porn and go, wow, that’s really big because porn stars are well-endowed. They’re big.

They got a big old dick, big swinging cock. And they look at porn. And then they look at themselves or they look around the gym and go, huh, we’re all really small because they obviously make the assumption that if you see it in porn, that must be average.

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Instead of the more correct assumption that if you see it in porn, that is the extreme end of the bell curve on the big end and represents at most, at most 20% of the population. And really it’s more like 10% of the population. Standard deviations exist.

People come on, get with me here. So in the chat, Mott has brought up that mini penis statues are pretty popular. So on the one hand, cause it’s funny.

And on the other hand, it’s because so ancient Greece, you’ve, you’ve opened up, you’ve opened up a whole new world, a whole new world. So in ancient Greece, they assumed that penis size was correlated with intelligence, except it was assumed that if you had a really, really big penis, it was a sign that you were too animalistic and therefore too primitive and primal and therefore stupid. That if you had a big dick, you were not intelligent and not the ideal man.

And so in ancient Greece and Rome, the reason why all those statues have little penises is because that was the ideal. Little. Isn’t that wacky? It turns out average penis size is five and a half inches.

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It’s like, that’s not that big, right? But that’s average 50% of the population. Boom, right there, five and a half inches, one inch, either direction covers 80% of the population, 80% of the population between four and a half and six and a half inches. That’s the vast majority of the human population.

10% bigger, 10% smaller. Tina really wants to know about the myth of big black cock. Yeah, it’s a myth.

It is an absolute fucking myth. There is no, like, you can’t look at skin color as a, has nothing whatsoever to do with dick size. None.

You are more likely to find a black man with an average dick than a black man with a really big cock. 10% of any given population, no matter how you split it, 10% is above average. And the really, really, really big.

So if you go above eight inches, oh, those are even more rare. The idea of it is absolutely rooted in antebellum racist attitudes towards persons of color, especially in the US. So yes, big black cock is absolutely racist.

It’s extremely racist. The automatic assumption that if a person has a darker skin tone, that must mean their cock is enormous. No, incorrect.

Wrong. It’s not backed up by science. You are just as likely to find an average cock.

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So you’re like, you’re more likely to find an average cock. And black men are perfectly capable of having a below average cock as well. They can have a little bitty peen.

It happens. I will also point out to you that if it is below three inches, the medicalized term for that is a micro penis, because it’s really, really small. It also falls slightly under the umbrella of ambiguous genitalia, which means if you go and you talk to your doctor, like if you have under three inches, if you have under two inches, and you have very, very small testicles, or if your balls never dropped, you may be intersex.

And an awful lot of people don’t know if they are or are not intersex because they look at what they have and assume that, oh, well, I guess I just must be a dude with a little dick. You might be intersex. That might be a clit.

Sorry. The thing to do is to go get a full endocrine panel done and talk to your doctor and also ask about karyotyping and find out what’s your actual genetics look like. Because you might have won the genetic lottery.

It’s not just XX or XY on the sex game eats. There are six relatively common combinations of X and Y that may result in you. And it’s also possible you might be XX with a dick.

It can happen. We are highly, highly complex. And what our hormones are doing has way more to do with what our bodies look like than people really want to, you know, accept or admit or understand.

So, small penis humiliation. It is not necessarily true that guys with a little dick like to show off their penis more than anyone else. Men or people who are raised in socialized male or who have a brain that has been influenced by traditionally masculine hormones like testosterone are frequently very, very visual.

And that means looking at genitalia and looking at porn, looking at visual stimuli works as an erotic avenue for them. Women tend to be slightly less visual and a little bit more mental. A man can look at titties and get turned on.

A woman wants to hear about tits, like poetry or some shit, or at least written erotica. Looking by itself doesn’t do as much for a woman. But for a man, it really does.

Men like to look and this means men also like to share what they’re looking at with their partners or random people. And so they will take a picture of their dick and email it to me. Great.

Thank you for that. You are over 18, right? So, why are we having a small penis competition? Because it’s funny. Because we know it turns on guys who have an average or below average penis.

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I don’t know if you noticed, but I am a pro. We’re pros. We’re professionals at this.

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We’re going to do erotic competitions like this for fun and money. That’s what professional means. We know it turns you on and this is your opportunity to show us your dick.

So, Tina says, three inches. Is it erect or flaccid? Either. Some people are growers.

So, it starts off really small and then it’s like magic. It gets big. Some people are showers.

It’s the size that it is and then it just stands up and it’s still the same size. So, the competition, you can send a picture of it erect. You can send a picture of it flaccid.

And in fact, we want to see it in both states, please and thank you. Because some guys, I have seen guys where when it was flaccid, it was like half an inch. Half an inch.

And then they start playing with it and they can get all the way up to four inches, which that’s kind of cool. They can go from me to. That’s that’s an impressive growth.

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I’m impressed by that. There are also an awful lot of people who may or may not actually have an average penis size, but they think it’s really small. And it’s because of porn.

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The vast majority of people that you see in porn have really big, well above average penises. And that can lead you to, like, if you look at five cocks every single day, and there are five different dicks every day on porn, right? For a year, that’s a whole lot of dicks you just looked at. You look at 1,500 penises.

That’s a lot of pain. That’s a lot of dick, okay? That was a whole, wow, that’s a bunch. And then every single one of those was above average.

And then you look at yours, and yours is average. But you’ve got your brain now kind of programmed to think that what you’ve seen in those 1,500 penises, that that’s normal. That’s average.

And therefore, what’s between your thighs is ridiculously small. So watching a whole lot of porn can make you misjudge exactly how desirable what you have between your legs is. Yeah, Kali says porn is not real life.

I know. I know that. You know that.

And it’s entirely possible that people will know that logically. But our brains aren’t super duper logical. Logic plus brain equals sometimes.

Sometimes your brain is logical. Most of the time, it’s not. Most of the time, our brains are stupid.

Your amygdala does not reason. Your ability to average things out and draw inferences doesn’t work. Brains don’t work that way.

So if you are a fan of small penis humiliation, we are looking for the smallest penis in the empire. We want to see your dick. I promise I will laugh at it.

If you go to community kink or cockcontrol.com on the Daily Cock, you can find there is a blog we’re looking for announcing the smallest penis in the empire contest. Go over there. It has links.

You’re welcome. You can also head to phonesexassignments.com smallest penis in the empire. That’s the one you’re looking for.

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It’s $30. You buy that and you will get the detailed instructions for exactly how to participate. Even if you’re thinking to yourself, well, my dick’s just average.

I won’t win. You know what, there’s three different pictures and there’s the questions. In picture number three, I’m going to be awarding extra points when I vote to anybody who dresses their dick up in a costume.

Please, please put your dick in a costume. I’m so excited about this. I want to see costumes.

All right. Whoreschool is adult sex education. I don’t know why Podbean was being a butt head at the beginning of the episode.

We’ll just have to yell at it a little bit. Thank you guys for listening. Whoreschool is adult sex education that airs every Sunday from 11 to midnight on the East Coast.

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