WS 488 Easy Feminization

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WS 488 Easy Feminization

 

For the first show in March, 2026, Mistress Harper brought out some Easy Feminization Tips! If you’re yearning for a smokey eye, super smooth and hairless skin, or just to refresh your wardrobe on a budget, listen and learn. Feminization doesn’t have to be perfect, and obsessing over getting every single little detail ‘right’ is what is stopping you from having the time of your life. Or even just, living your life as you see fit!

 

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It is Whore School time, and that means you get to listen right here, right now. Hopefully you heard that chime. If you didn’t, uh, whoops.

Whore School is adult sex education, airing live on Sundays from 11 to midnight on the East Coast, that’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast. Time zones? Figure it out. You’re an adult.

If you’re not an adult, fuck off. That’s pretty, uh, direct, right? If you are listening to the live show, please head to communitykink.com because the chat room is open. There are people in there, so far I’ve seen Mott, I’ve seen Kali, where’s the rest of my sissies? Where y’all at? Look, I know how much you guys, my sweet little sissies, really, really, really love sissy content.

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So here I am, providing for you. I am giving you what you have demanded. Exactly the sorts of sexy, fun, flirty, teasing content that you salivate over.

And how do you repay me? By hiding from me. My goodness. That’s fine.

That’s fine. You don’t have to be in here. Fucktoy69 has joined us, though.

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Please be a sissy. Please be a sissy. With a name like that.

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Oh my god. Hi, Fucktoy. We’re going to discuss easy feminization tonight.

Because. Hey, Sissy Addie has joined us. The chat room was just mentioning that, like, I can’t believe I haven’t seen Addie yet.

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And there she is. She appears. Voila.

Speak and she appears. So, okay. Easy feminization.

Why would I be doing another feminization episode so soon? Right? Because if you’re a fan of Whore School, then you know I’ve recently done an episode on sissy stuff in January. But I’m going to do it again. I’m going to do it one more time.

The reason, I’ve had too many people call me for a session lately who were, hmm, what’s the nice way to say it? They were overthinking shit. They were building up feminization to be something that you have to do perfectly the first time. And that you’re not supposed to or not allowed to somehow experiment and play around and make mistakes.

That if they did this, I don’t know, wrong somehow. I don’t know how you do feminization wrongly. But they were worried about this.

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And as a member of Overthinkers Anonymous, I have been known to overthink things from time to time. It happens. You get caught up in a thought.

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You get really attached to, you know, oh, this has to be perfect. It has to come out perfectly. If I do it wrong, it’s just, I’m going to fuck it up.

And then I’m going to let people down. And they’re going to judge me. And I’m going to judge me.

And it’s just, it’s going to be terrible. It’s bad. Ew, gross.

Right? So you wind up kind of overthinking it. Overthinking it a whole lot. Overthinking it in a way that is bad for you.

Extremely bad for you. Most of the time, when it comes to stuff that you’re likely to overthink, you’re tying yourself up in knots. You are doing stuff to yourself in a way that is counterproductive.

It’s not good for you. You’re just going to wind up kind of screwing yourself over. And overthinking will absolutely get you there.

Fucktoys says, what’s everyone up to tonight? We’re doing a podcast. I don’t know about you. Kinky Katie has joined us in the chat room.

Hi, girl. Hi. Okay.

So the people who are overthinking it, to be fair, they’re overthinking things because it matters a whole lot to them. I get that. But also, girl, you gotta relax.

You gotta calm down a little bit. It’s, it is complex. Gender is a tricky thing when you decide you want to start exploring and playing around with it.

But at the same time, it doesn’t have to be. Your gender, your gender expression and playing with your gender like this can be an awful lot of fun if you can let go of perfection. Oh, Maddie says she’s trying not to think about how fucked I’ll be at work tomorrow.

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Oh, I don’t like that. You should only get fucked at work if you’re a sex worker. Anyway.

Oh, Nick, Nikki Lynn, or Nicklin96 has joined us. See if 69 is like, you know, mutual oral, then 96 is they’re butt bumping. They’re rubbing their butts together.

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Okay, so the pursuit of perfection. Oh, there’s a, I use a lot of sayings, right? Because they’re short, they’re pithy, and they remind me when I get too far up in my own head, right? They remind me to calm the fuck down and stop holding myself to impossible goddamn standards. So, you know, half ass is better than no ass.

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Demonstrably a true sentence. The other one is perfect is the enemy of good. Okay.

Perfect is the enemy of good. You could do something that’s good. It’s good for you.

It’s good for the world. You know, it’s good. You did a good thing.

But if you stop yourself from releasing the thing and saying that it’s done and yeeting it forth into the world to go and do what it’s going to be doing, because it’s not perfect yet. Like I could work on it some more. I can make it better.

Oh, let me edit just a little bit more. Oh, I can fix it. Then the good that it could have been, it doesn’t exist.

The good never takes flight, because you ruined it by holding it back and putting so much pressure on yourself to make it perfect. See, Kinky Katie says I put so much pressure and expectations on myself for not being amazing or perfect or not knowing everything. But I’m trying not too hard on myself and take it at my own pace.

It’s the hardest thing in the world. Because we’ve all, every single freaking one of us, we’ve all been raised with these ideas about, well, is that your best work? The most poisonous sentence that anyone can ever say, ever. Room for improvement.

Oh, I hate that sentence. I heard it all the time. I could bring home, you know, so that the university, it was technically possible to get above a 4.0. If you took honors, you could get up into like the fives, like a 4.9, you know, almost a five, you could be perfect.

So if you brought home like a 3.7 GPA, well, there’s room for improvement. You can bring home a 4.0, there’s room for improvement. I’m gonna climb up your nostrils and lay eggs.

Like, oh, I hate room for improvement. Yeah. Kinky Katie said perfection takes a long fucking time.

Hey, potato. Hot potato. I’m gonna mash you up and put some butter in there.

Anyway, hi. How you doing? So yeah, if you grew up with high expectations being placed on you, you should join Overthinkers Anonymous. Because we’ve got room for you.

There’s plenty of room in the Overthinkers Anonymous. And the striving for perfection, despite the fact that look, it’ll never be perfect. Kinky Katie says easy feminization, gimme gimme.

Okay, so if perfect is impossible, and it is, perfect is an impossible ideal. You will never reach it. I will never reach it.

There is always room for improvement. So let’s just ignore perfect. Fuck perfect.

Let’s aim for wabi sabi. You ever watch King of the Hill? Come on. I like it a little wabi sabi.

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It’s not perfect. It’s got the wabi sabi. Okay.

Yes. Yes. Embrace imperfections.

I paint. And don’t worry, this is not as much of a digression as you might think it is. I paint.

I do watercolors. Watercolors will teach you more about perfection and imperfection than anything else. Oh, somebody’s over in the wrong chat room.

They’re like, is anybody over here? No. Okay, so I paint. I do watercolors.

And just to really help your brains go, I learned first oil, and then acrylic, and then watercolor. I know, it’s backwards from the classical progression of fine art, but what the fuck ever. Watercolor, if you try to control it too much, you keep on going back and working on it.

If you don’t stop and let it dry and let it be finished, you will fuck it up. So it is fabulous training in embracing imperfections. Every single piece of art that I do with watercolor, there’s a mistake in there.

And oftentimes it’s a big glaring mistake because I know it’s in there. I know there’s a mistake. I can see it right there.

There’s a mistake. Fuck it. Go.

Kiki Katie said, with painting, you can, were you trying to say you can’t really change it once it’s done? Depends on what you’re doing and how you’re doing it and how willing you are to take a knife to your art. Anyway, she also said, I want to be passable and soft and smooth, but even that takes so much time and energy and effort. It really does.

Miss Addie said, not being raised by anyone is so weird. I know about the existence of all of this and how it impacts everyone else, but I never had any of that imprinted on me. She says, so in a way, I’m really free of all the societal expectations and weird norms, but at the same time, I’m really indifferent to everything.

So I’m left being apathetic and irresponsible to a very serious degree. Yeah. Miss Collie said, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.

Hey, Bob Ross, I see you over there. Okay. So easy feminization.

I’m going to start you off because the chat room is talking about soft and smooth and Miss Addie brought up a laser. So like laser hair removal. I got one that’s even better for you.

If you’re in the United States, you are going to go and pick up a product called magic shaving powder. Okay. It comes in a canister.

It is literally a powder. You will put it in a bowl. You’ll mix it with water.

It has the instructions right on the canister. It is lie, L-Y-E, lie. That’s basically what it is.

It’s going to take off all of the hair. Okay. Magic shaving powder.

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I learned this from a stripper. This is a way to get hair off, like gone, gone. And because it is lie, it’s basic.

So talking about the pH basic. Follow the instructions on the canister and seriously follow the instructions on the canister for how long you leave it on and exactly how you use it. But the best thing that I found was to use the back of a butter knife or a spoon, not a razor.

It softens your skin too much. If you use a shaving razor and magic shaving powder, you will cut yourself so bad. Don’t do that.

You’re going to use something dull. Once the product has sat on your skin long enough, it’s like 10 or 15 minutes and you just scrape it off. It scrapes it right off.

You will be soft. You’ll be smooth. You’ll be completely hairless.

I learned this from strippers because getting everything really smooth and really hairless on an ongoing basis where nothing has grown back in is very expensive. Lot says, definitely record yourself doing this. It doesn’t smell super good.

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Like it smells a little funky. We’re playing with chemistry. And the main thing I want you to know is after you use magic shaving powder, do not wash it off with soap.

Just rinse with water. Do not. Don’t grab that African net sponge.

Do not grab the soap. Do not grab any, like no chemistry. None.

Because you will cause a chemical burn. You will give yourself a chemical burn on your bits. Don’t do it.

Ask me how I know. Hurts like a son of a bitch. Okay.

It hurts so bad. Please do not do that to yourself. So just rinse.

Lot said, how do you know? Because I was a dumb ass and thought to myself, they don’t mean it. It says it on the canister. It warns you.

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Your hubris is not more powerful than basic motherfucking organic chemistry. Okay. It is literally lie.

If it comes in contact with, um, so if you take lye and you mix it with oil, you get soap, right? Most modern soaps are not made with lye anymore. They’re not like a lye based soap, unless you’re using dove or Irish spring, like soap soap. So most of them have other types of surfactants, which is the stuff that foams up and makes the bubbles and breaks up oil.

But a lot of them also have moisturizers added. Lye plus any moisturizer or any other chemistry is going to react. And it’s, it’s going to get hot.

It eats, it heats right on up and it has not very nice chemistry effects that happen to all of your bits. So don’t use soap, any form of soap, anything with a surfactant at all whatsoever. After you use magic shaving powder, okay, you’re going to rinse really, really well and rinse and rinse and rinse.

Okay. And then the next day you can use some soap because you’re going to get in here and you’re going to get all wet all over and you’re going to get comfy and then you can wash. Okay.

Not immediately. Give, give it time to get off of you. Chemistry.

Addie says I shouldn’t play with that. I suck at following rules to the letter, you know, for this, for this. Yeah.

Addie says, but how long does it last? It takes off this, the hair and the very outermost layer of your skin. Like it, it exfoliates the daylights out of you. You will be so smooth afterwards.

So fucking smooth. It’s awesome. And it, it lasts about as long as it does if you go and get waxed.

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So it lasts longer than shaving. So two weeks ish, two weeks ish. Potato said, that sounds kind of horrifying.

It’s basically, it’s what Nair is. Nair comes in a paste or a liquidy in a bottle. That’s already been pre mixed.

The magic shaving powder is cheaper. You will find it. Yeah.

Like I know Walmart carries it in the ethnic hair care section and they have an X it’s magic shaving powder is often marketed to black men who want to look very, very, very freshly shaven. So because what is it foresee the hair that’s super duper kinky black men’s beards are often very thick and extremely dark, right? And so they can shave and it still looks like they haven’t shaved because you can see under the skin just a little bit. You can still see the root of the hair.

So magic shaving powder is to get that, which is why it works real great on your butt crack. Like it takes off everything. So they make a product.

There’s different strengths of it. Start with the regular strength. Start with regular strength because they make an extra strength for stubborn beards.

Yeah. Yeah. And it will take off.

Like it works. It does the job. It does exactly what it says.

It’s going to do. Use it precisely the way the packaging says, but you will be so soft and so smooth and completely hairless. It’s pretty great.

It’s really good. It’s a good product. So easy feminization.

It’s, you know, you got to measure a little bit and you have to follow the instructions. But if you want super soft, extremely smooth, utterly hairless, fastest way I’ve ever found to do it, that doesn’t involve you having to go and book at a salon and let somebody hot wax you and rip all your hair off. You do it at home by yourself.

It will stain your towels. I’ll warn you about that. Potato says my policy is anything that’s not soap stays away from my privates and ass.

Oh, am I going to have to change my name to soap? Anyway. Okay. So I hope that answered some of the questions about an easy, easy way to feminize yourself by taking off all of that hair, all of it.

You can remove everything from the eyebrows down using that product. Oh, six pack says I don’t need magic powder because I’m hot. I have used it before.

Awkward as hell because you’re standing in the shower, right? Turn the water off because you want to keep it as the powder. It has to stay on, like the paste you make out of the powder and you got to spackle it in there. And then you have to sit and wait for 10 minutes for it to do what it’s doing.

And then you kind of scrape it all off. Addie says it won’t work on eyebrows and hair. Well, generally people want to leave their eyebrows and hair in place.

You can use it on that. Absolutely. I wouldn’t.

Kinky Katie says Tim would better have this. You know, I don’t know if they do or not. You don’t make me look it up.

I’ll leave the promotion. Fuck off. Let me see if they have it.

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Magic shaving powder immediately pops up. Well, we got other products in here. Oh, they got some interesting products.

They don’t have that brand because magic shaving powder is the literal name of it. They have other things that are similar to it. People have been trying to remove their hair off their bodies forever.

So my first advice for people who are interested in playing with feminization, start with your skin out. Start skin outward and swap your products. Instead of using products that are marketed towards men, swap out for something that is for women.

If you need more body soap, go get a floral scented one instead of whatever more masculine product that you’ve decided to use. I really do enjoy Night Panther from Old Spice. He says, Old Spice? Hell yeah, man.

Night Panther is the one from Old Spice that smells like flowers. Hey, prisoner. Sup, homie? I like it a whole lot.

Of the various smells, that one’s nice. The Old Spice Volcano, if they make that into a body wash, holy fucking shit. It’s because I am a complete and utter absolute whore for anything with amber in the scent.

I am a whore for amber. The Volcano scent has a lot of amber and cedar in it, which smells so good to me. Potato said I have very curly hair, and most of the stuff for curly hair is marketed towards women.

So I guess I do that already. Hell yeah. Six Pack says, Dior Home.

I wear it and it dries girls nuts. See, if you want to smell girly, swap to… I use Herbal Essences shampoo. It’s good stuff.

Sulfate free. That’s the important part. Sweet Pea scented.

It’s very, very light, very floral. It’s really nice. I’d also picked up… Y’all have got me opening all of my shopping apps.

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Where was it? My Orders. Search My Orders. Body Wash.

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Because I don’t want to tell you the wrong name of what I got. It was from Cremo, I think. Yep.

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Cremo White Jasmine Amber Skin Moisturizing Body Wash for Women. Notes of white jasmine, red currant, and sweet amber. I told you I’m a whore for amber.

Like, I am a slut for amber. Addie says, I’m not sure I know what amber smells like. It’s sweet with a little slightest hint of musk.

It’s really good. I like it. Potato says, amber is a scent.

I thought it was just the thing from Jurassic Park. Yeah. Technically, the amber as a scent is Ambergris, which is… It comes from whales.

Not the place, the mammals. But they came up with a way to make a synthetic amber that doesn’t… Yeah, there you go. Prisoner to K. Marie says, Ambergris equals whale vomit.

Yeah, I was trying not to say that. But they found a way to make artificial amber scent. It smells… It smells nice.

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Potato says, it’s fake whale vomit. Great. Yeah, I wasn’t trying to go there.

It’s one of the classic scents, though. Like, it is… Seriously, it’s a classic smell. It’s nice.

It’s nice. See, now you got me looking it up. It’s also possible that it could be ambergris, and it could be amber, the stuff, the orangey mineral thing.

It smells sweet. It’s a little bit musky. I like it.

I like it a whole lot. Anyways, so start by swapping out your… Next time you have to go and buy… You’re like, man, I’m out of body wash. Okay, normally, if what you go and get is on the boy side of the aisle, look on the other side for a minute.

And most of the drugstores are places that you might go to buy these products. For some reason, body washes are not sealed. They’re not hermetically sealed, right? Like, if you buy Sriracha… I just opened a thing of Sriracha today.

You have to unscrew the lid and then take off the seal thing, right? Shampoo, body wash, and conditioner don’t have that. So you can just open it and sniff it in the store. So, do that.

For those of you who are like, Sriracha? Isn’t that a spicy sauce? Yeah, I’m using it as the example of the seal thing. Don’t open Sriracha and just start sniffing it in the store. But you can open a body wash and smell it to see if you like the way that it smells.

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So that’s what I do. Every time I decide I need a new smell, I go and I start sniffing them. I’m like, do I like this one? No, that one’s nasty.

You know, if it’s too flowery… Like, some of them have too much, like, pollen scent to it. I’m like, that’s gonna make my allergies act up. Ew, gross.

You know, I sniff them. I sniff everything in there. Sometimes I go and I sniff things just to see.

I’m like, I don’t really need any more, but you know what? I’m gonna go sniff things. It’s like enrichment. So, go sniff things.

And if you smell something that makes you go, ooh, damn, that’s the one. That’s what you need. Potato said, all the body wash is locked away at my local store, so I don’t think that’s a good idea.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Where the hell do you live? What? What do you mean they’d lock up the body wash? Prisoner says, same here along with the deodorant. Well, they’ve had too many people sniffing them. And he says, your allergies are smell activated? I thought the issue with pollen was literally because of the little thingies going inside your nose.

It is, but I also… It’s psychosomatic. I can smell pollen. I’m just like, nope, because I’m like… I’m in Texas.

We have cedar. Fucking cedar. Despite the fact that I like the way that cedar trees smell, I don’t like cedar pollen.

Those fuckers. Mom says I can smell cocaine. Potato said, I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re so expensive that people are stealing them.

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I don’t know. I think if people are stealing soap, I’d let them. I’m like, you’re right.

Go forth and you should steal some soap so you can smell better. That hooey. Goodness.

So I’m not saying immediately go out and buy all new products right this second. I am saying next time you need to get more body wash, pick one that smells good. And yes, you can go online and you can look up descriptions of what things are supposed to smell like.

That’s how I knew. I went, I looked up old spice, most floral smell to see which one did everybody online agree was the most flowery smelling old spice version. Because as a woman shopping on the masculine side of the aisle, your shit’s cheaper.

I got an enormous bottle of the old spice for the same price as a much smaller bottle of the cremo. The cremo smells really good though. Yeah.

Kiki Katie says being female is expensive. It is. Maud said, I want to smell like bubble gum and cotton candy body washes.

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They have those. They absolutely have those. Here’s the other fun fact.

Most of the time, people are not going to pay any attention whatsoever to what you smell like. Only if your smell is so overwhelming that they’re like, Oh goodness, God, I can smell you coming and going. Right.

So what does old spice smell like? Um, this is what prisoner asked. According to the internet, warm, spicy citrus notes with nutmeg, lemon, orange, cinnamon, and clove with powdery vanilla, tonka bean, and a cedar base. It.

Yeah. That that’s what old spice, old spice smells like. Traditional old spice.

I like the volcano cause it’s got more amber in it. Old spice volcano. Uh, from the fresher collection, it has citrus, amber, and woodsy notes.

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Yes. Yes, it does. Prisoner said, that sounds like a recipe for eggnog.

Well, yeah. And don’t you want to smell delicious? And he said, imagine a sunken pirate ship. There’s a chest in it.

Inside the chest, there are small containers with cinnamon. That’s old spice. Kinky Katie wants easy makeup tips.

Oh, super duper easy. Cherry lip balm. See six pack says that Dior home is a heavy amber and iris.

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The iris would be a no. Some of the floral scents. Uh, if it’s some of them, it smells too much like pollen.

And I just, uh, I did really enjoy. Oh my God. What was the name of it? Uh, holy shit.

I can picture what the bottle looked like, but not what it was. Might’ve been glow. Oh, there it is.

All right. Live from Jennifer Lopez was really, really good. And, uh, yep.

Live Lux. That one was nice. That one smelled so good.

And it was in a really pretty bottle. This does not tell me what it smells like. Good job.

Internet. All right. Floral and fruity pineapple, Sicilian, lemon, Italian, orange, peony, and caramel smells really, really, really fucking good.

Like really floral, but not floral in the, it smells too much. Like, so like if it smells like a lily, if it smells like an iris or if it smells like a rose, I’m out flashbacks to church. Nope.

But if it smells like a passion flower in sold Jasmine in done, you know, I’m very particular about my smells. Some flowers. Yes.

Other flowers. So easy makeup tips. All right.

You’re going to go to the drugstore and you’re going to get a little makeup palette for your eyes. Okay. And it’s going to have like three different colors in it.

There’s a light color, a mid color, and a dark color using the little makeup applicator thing. Get some of that dark stuff and put it right at the line of your eyelashes. Okay.

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Just smear it on there. Then you’re going to use that middle color and you’re going to put that on the middle of your eyelashes or of your eyelid and kind of blend it in to the dark stuff that you just put on there. And then you’re going to take that light one and you’re going to put it at the corners of your eyes, the inner corners and under your eye to make it look like bigger and brighter.

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And then after that, you’re going to put on mascara on your eyelashes. I’m not going to tell you to put on eyeliner because until you’ve practiced a little bit with that, it’s not easy because you’re, you’re kind of likely to stab yourself in the eyeball. So don’t even worry about it by putting the darker color right at the lash line.

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You have simulated a smoky eye. You don’t have to mess around with eyeliner. You can just leave that part off.

Put a little bit of mascara and if you’re really scared of it, don’t even worry. Put it on the upper lashes, on the outside corners. That’s it.

You do not have to put a whole ton on. Make sure, pretty pretty please, if you’re going to wear a whole lot of makeup, get the not waterproof mascara. The waterproof mascara was, there’s been a few studies that implicated it in some very weird and obscure cancers.

So I tend to avoid the ones that are waterproof. If however you know you’re going to be crying a whole lot, okay, as a special occasion, yes, you can put some mascara on there. Addie says, I’ve stabbed myself more times with mascara than with eyeliner.

You try not to stab yourself in the eyeball with the fucking mascara wand. That hurts. What you can do, hold the mascara wand close to your eye and then close your eye so that your lashes land across it.

Okay, bring your eye to it instead of it to your eye. He says, but that classic crying mascara look, look, if you want to look like, um, the, the, the televangelist’s wife, whoever the fuck that was. She always had mascara tracks all the way down her face.

One of my grandmothers used to, Tammy Faye, thank you. One of my grandmothers used to watch that all the fucking time. Addie says it hurts and literally paints your eyeball.

So you have a giant black blob on your vision. Yeah, you can learn not to do that. Hopefully learn from other people’s mistakes and just simply don’t do that.

Don’t stick the mascara wand in your eye. It hurts and sucks. Anything that is too scary or that you’re like, I don’t want to, you don’t have to.

Remember, perfect is the enemy of good. You ain’t gotta, like you absolutely do not have to do any of the makeup shit that you don’t feel like you want to do. You can leave that off.

Potato says, eye makeup tips for if you wear glasses. The eye shadow stuff is going to be your best bet. Um, Katie’s is eyeliner is kind of essential.

It makes a big difference. It can, if you’re not afraid of it, if you’re not like freaking out about it. So easy eyeliner, you’re going to get charcoal, not black.

Black is really harsh and, um, it can look, it can produce a really harsh line for you. You’re going to get charcoal. You’re not going to sharpen it all the way.

You’re going to leave it fairly dull. Okay. You’re going to dab it on.

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Don’t just be like, I’m just going to draw this on. No, you’re going to tap it and put it on as if it was a dotted line right at your upper eye, um, eye line. Right.

And then you’re going to take your finger and you’re going to press your finger onto the eyeliner that you just put on and kind of smear it around. This is the easy version. I’m not going to be like, and this is how to get a perfect cut cat eye.

Yikes. That takes a whole lot of practice. No, we’re going for a smudgy, smoky eye.

That’s, that’s literally the name of it. Katie says charcoal dab and tap. Got it.

Then finger smear. Got it. Yep.

That’s it. That’s exactly how you do it. You tap it on there and then you smear it just a little bit.

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You’ll be fine. Easy peasy. For your lips, get yourself, so I like Clinique.

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Clinique has a lip pencil in a dusty rose that looks really good. Long wearing goes on nice and smooth. Outline your lips or where you wish your lips were.

Color in the rest of your lip with the same lip pencil. Then put your lipstick on. The lip pencil will act as a kind of a primer and make sure that your lipstick sticks to your lip where you want it to be.

You can also use the lip pencil to, it stops your lipstick from bleeding. By which I mean, have you ever seen people like you get really up close on their lips and it’s like it’s their lipstick’s kind of, it looks like it’s oozing off of their lip into little fine lines around their lips? Everybody has those lines. Don’t worry about that.

It’s like the nature of skin. Okay, so you put on a lip liner that’s fairly close to your actual lip color and then you can put whatever color lipstick you want on on top of it. Prisoner Decay Marie said, uh, the lipstick melts.

Yes, it kind of melts. It, it bleeds. It just bleeds up into, I’m gonna find a picture of that.

I’m sure I can do that. Lipstick bleeding into lip lines. Like it’s, it’s so fucking common.

It happens all the time. Um, like it’s, it’s feathering. It’s where your, your lipstick is just doing terrible things to you.

Let’s see. Upload. There you go.

Lip liner prevents that, the feathered look. Addie says the most interesting thing about lipstick that I’ve learned is that we eat it. Yeah.

If you lick your lips throughout the day, it comes off and you wind up eating some of it. So in order to, to make sure that your lipstick stays put, use lip liner. That’s what it’s for.

Okay. Get something that’s fairly close to the natural lip color. There was a thing in the eighties and nineties where they would put a really dark lip liner at the edge of the lips and then a lighter lipstick or lip gloss to give you that.

But very, it was a very specific look that people would do. Addie says, I remember that. Yeah.

Um, so there is, there’s different ways that you can do stuff. Addie says Goths still do it. Hell yeah.

Um, but if you want your lips to look all one color, use a lip, a lip pencil that’s pretty close to your natural lip color and color the whole lip in. So prisoner said that must be why lipstick is flavored. Yeah.

Cause otherwise it just tastes like oil. It’s gross. Okay.

Another easy, easy, easy. It’s a two product lip look, lip pencil, lip gloss, any gloss will do. It really does not matter.

And yes, you can be extra femme and get the motherfucking high gloss flavored lip gloss. Do it, do it, do it. I have one, a strawberry acai 24 hour moisture super balm from EOS.

It was like four whole dollars. The stuff is delicious and it looks really cute. That’s the sound of me putting it on.

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Nom, nom, nom. It’s delicious. So you put on the lip pencil to give a little color and then the lip balm or lip gloss to make your lips shiny on top of it.

Addie’s impressed that I said acai, right? Hell yeah, girl. So it’s an easy, easy, easy two product cute lip look. And if you keep your lip pencil close to the natural color of your lips, again, the vast majority of people, one aren’t going to look, they won’t notice.

They won’t see a single goddamn thing. And if they do, you can just be like, Oh yeah, I just put on lip balm. My lips were dry.

And then go on about your day. Katie says, is lip gloss on top of lipstick a bad idea? No, it’s just, it adds a third product to your lips. So if you’re like, I want this to be super duper easy, lip pencil, lip gloss, done.

In, out, done. Even easier, skip the lip pencil, just put on the gloss. Addie says, sometimes I do that when the lipstick is too matte.

Yes. Because hell yes. The word is matte, M-A-T-T-E, matte.

And, and Mott says, I thought you liked cherry. I do like cherry. Cherry lip balm, absolutely delicious.

But I picked up this strawberry acai because it sounded good. It is fruity. I like fruit.

Further feminization that requires very little effort. Next time you need to go buy literally anything to wear, just get the women’s version. Women’s t-shirts are cut differently from men’s t-shirts.

Men’s t-shirts are roomier, they’re baggier, they’re cut to be bigger. The, where the shoulder seams sit is different than on a women’s t-shirt. For that matter, on a men’s t-shirt, the sleeves come all the way down to your elbows.

A women’s t-shirt, the sleeves don’t come down that far. They’re much shorter. They’re cut differently in the neck.

They’re cut differently in the body. They, instead of being a straight seam, like literally a straight seam from armpit down to the, the bottom hem, on a women’s t-shirt, it curves inward. Most people will never notice, but you will.

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Prisoner says, but the women’s version is more expensive. Yep. Yeah.

It is. But if what you’re looking for is feminization, the cut of the shirt does make a difference. If you’re super duper on a budget, thrift store.

Go to a thrift store. Love a thrift store. I love vintage.

Oh my god, you can find some cute vintage dresses at the thrift store. Hello. Potato says, I’m always too scared.

Eh, don’t be scared. Most people don’t pay any fucking attention. They never look up.

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Then they’re not going to look at you. The difference between the, uh, tank tops in the women’s section and the tank tops in the men’s section, nothing. It’s the same fucking shirt.

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Katie says, I literally swapped my old boy clothes to get new dresses yesterday. Hell yeah. Thrift stores love a thrift store.

You can find some really, really cute stuff in there. If you’re worried about, oh no, they’re going to judge me for trying this on. Here’s your lie.

Okay. If they say anything to you when you’re checking out, oh yeah, some friends of mine, you know, they, they just lost everything. There was a fire.

And so, you know, I just thought I’d drop in and, and try to pick out some things, you know, so they don’t have to think about it. I guarantee whoever was checking you out and tried to say something about why are you buying women’s clothes? It’s going to go, oh my goodness. I feel like shit.

And maybe they’ll give you a discount. Nobody gives a fuck. You can buy the stuff, take it home, try it on.

You can either bring it back and be like, oh, it turns out this one didn’t work or re-donate it to them. Because it’s a thrift store. You probably paid like $2.

Prisoner K. Marie says most people have their faces buried in a screen somewhere these days. Oh, it’s, it’s even worse than that. Like this is the reason why eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.

Nobody looks up. Right? Nobody’s gonna look up. Nobody pays any fucking attention.

I, I can prove it to you. If you interacted with another human being today, real quick, what kind of shoes were they wearing? What kind of shirt were they wearing? Are you certain that that was a men’s or a women’s shirt? Really? Did you notice? You didn’t notice. Nobody else notices.

Nobody pays any fucking attention. Nobody cares. So wear whatever the fuck you feel like.

Half ass is better than no ass. Perfect is the enemy of good. Just fucking do it.

Get you some panties. Put them on. Put some makeup on your face.

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Go get you some magic shaving powder. And if somebody’s like, that’s for strippers, be like, really? I thought it was for my beard. Huh? How do you know it’s for strippers? Okay.

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Yeah. Kylie says the key to doing anything without it being embarrassing is to look confident. Like you know what you’re wearing.

If you act weird, people will think you’re weird. If you act like you belong, people think you belong. Hell yes.

Yes. Confidence. And always remember a high vis vest and a clipboard will get you into anything.

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