WS 474 Furries, Futa, and MORE

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WS 474 Furries, Futa, and MORE

 

Airing live on November 23, 2025, Ms Harper brought education with a smile to the internet, as she discussed Furries, futa (futanari), and so much more. Learn all about what genre of porn the hit TV series Supernatural sparked, and why that’s relevant to both Furries and Futa!

 

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And in case you can hear the noise in the background, that’s the ding. This is Whore School. I am Harper.

You are listening. And if you’re not listening, well that’s useless. I can’t even talk to you if you’re not even listening.

Boo. If on the random wild chance that you are listening, please head to communitykink.com because the chat is open and you can come and talk to me. And I promise I’m not scary much all the time.

Frequently. Yeah, I’m, I’m barely scary at all. Miss Krista has joined us in the chat room tonight.

Beautiful. That’s, that’s awesome. Hello.

Howdy. See, I still can’t type and talk at the same time. Okay.

I’m not saying that I have a whole bunch of stuff that’s balanced right next to my computer. But I am saying I moved something and caused an avalanche. So for in the chat, Mistress Krista has joined us.

I also have Patty and Prisoner to Kay Marie has popped over here and joined us in the chat room. Please remember that Whore School has a blog now, which is pretty fucking cool. WhoreSchool.net. You can go over there and you would find out about what the upcoming episode is going to be.

You can also find a little about me page. There’s a schedule so that you can like, look at the, mostly it’s the schedule for all of the Cock Radio shows. Because it’s not like Whore School changes.

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Whore School is a live adult sex education podcast that airs Sunday evenings from 11 to midnight on the East Coast, eight to nine on the West Coast. You can join in via the communitykink.com chat room. There is also a discord.

It’s linked over there. You can find all the stuff. Sissy Addie has also joined us in the chat room just this second, like right now.

Sup homies. I believe that I have sent out my, Hey, you should listen to the show links on Twitter, Bluesky and the discords. There’s so many.

Prisoner says, are you saying there are some shows that are not fun? Uh, I guess it’s possible. I don’t know. I think they’re all fun in their own way.

Oh, and Miss Meshelle has joined us. It turns out if you advertise what the show topic is ahead of time, people who are interested in it will show up. Oh, you were talking to Patty.

Patty, uh, uh, Patty said, um, where is it? I kind of knew about the topic of tonight in advance and I’m a bit excited. I hope this is one of the fun ones. So that’s why Prisoner was saying, are there not fun ones? So if you head to WhoreSchool.net, yes, I absolutely blogged about this show topic before, uh, like last week.

So you’re welcome. Um, and you can go and read that. I don’t know why you would want to, but you can, it’s about Futa and furries.

What the heck is that? Because, uh, yeah, I’m verbose that away. I’m actually very proud of the header graphic for that post. I made that.

It looks good, right? It looks purdy. See, the thing is, I know that Patty is very into Futanari. So the reason why I’m going to talk about furries and Futa, um, is because somebody asked me about a topic for Whore School that our payment processors won’t let me talk about.

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Isn’t that, that’s pretty wild, right? Oh, and Addie says today is still wolfenoot. That’s a brand new, relatively new, uh, holiday. Oh God.

I can remember wolfenoot. I remember that it is new, but I do not remember why it is new. Hang on.

Something went wrong. Shut up. Nothing went wrong.

Bite me. I can type wolfenoot, uh, November 23rd for kindness to dogs and to honor the spirit of the wolf created in 2018 in New Zealand. That’s adorable.

Yes. We eat meat and cake shaped like the moon for the wolves, for werewolves. I fucking love it.

Yes. That’s a, that’s stinking cute. Absolutely adorable.

Booyah. Okay. So we’re going to talk about furries and we’re going to talk about Futa and we’re going to talk about Supernatural, the TV show, because I fucking can.

We’re also going to discuss, Patty says, I’m sorry, what? Yeah, just wait. I’m going to explain it to you. Miss Meshelle said Hank and Dean are the hottest dudes ever.

Um, it’s not, it’s not Hank. It’s Sam. I’m Tina.

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This is my bad. Dean and Sam. Hank.

I don’t know why that’s so funny, but it is. Patty says I watched three episodes of Supernatural and was like, yeah, this ain’t for me. I fucking love Supernatural.

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Oh, Krista’s trying out a new drink tonight. And Matt says that Hank Hill is my dude. And you’re like propane and propane accessories.

He’s so from Fort Worth. Like Fort Worth is just propane. The rest of the state of Texas, charcoal.

Thank you. Charcoal, not propane. Yeah.

All right. So what’s a furry? You are probably going to notice that there is an awful lot of me doing, uh, some verbal dancing around some topics because we’re going to skate right up on what our payment processors will let us talk about because fuck them dudes. Anyways, six pack joined us tonight.

You into propane. Okay. Um, so furries are people who dress up in anthropomorphic costumes.

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See how nice that is. Isn’t that good? They dress up in anthropomorphic costumes that are usually based on creatures from the class Mammalia, occasionally Aves or Amphibia or Reptilia. I haven’t really seen anybody based on a fish.

I’m sure it happens though, because mermaids exist. We can talk about mermaids. Mermaids are easy because those are definitely not human.

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Prisoner said no birds. No, that’s what Aves is. Aves is birds.

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Miss Krista said payment processors equals cock hairs in their teeth. Yes. Abso-fucking-lutely.

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Little shitheads. Like, well, if you talk about furries, it means that you must be wanting to talk about, you know, what they’re an anthropomorphic version of. No, no, we’re not.

It’s if you take a human, adult human being, and kind of smooshed in characteristics from Animalia. Okay, that’s the closest I can get to the word and I’m not going to repeat it. All right.

Hattie says people are weird about their purity. What’s wrong with furry or foodit? It’s not like they’re paying with scooby snacks. People are fucking weird.

Like, dumbasses. So we’re not going to discuss anything that you can do with a non-anthropomorphic thing, because we don’t fucking do that. If it cannot consent, you do not get to fuck.

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Easy. Right there. Okay.

And also, if it doesn’t have a brain. I know way too much about biology. I’m just going to drop that whole line.

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Yeah. Hattie said I had to explain to some people what the term anthropomorphic meant. It’s just a with human proportions.

Think like the movie Zootopia. Yes. Yes.

It’s Zootopia. It’s people who dress up in costumes so that they can look like they’re from the movie Zootopia. And in fact, Zootopia, there’s a bunch of fanfic that don’t like, oh, okay.

Do go look it up. But fair warning, it’s dirty. It’s very dirty.

Hattie said there’s a lot. There’s a lot. And it’s very dirty.

And Addie agrees. It’s really dirty. Prisoner said porn is dirty.

No, fanfic. So fanfic is fandom based fiction. And fanfic is nasty.

Don’t worry. I’m going to explain more about that. And Tina said fursuits seem to cost so much money.

They really do. So a full fursuit. Like think sports mascot.

Okay. It’s a full fucking suit made out of faux fur. The whole thing.

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You got gloves, you got the whole body suit, and you have a head encompassing mask. That’s a full fursuit. There are some people who don’t go for the full fursuit.

Sometimes they’re like, you know what? I’m going to use body paint. And honestly, I can see it because I don’t want to wear a whole fucking mascot suit made out of faux fur. Stinky.

Mott said sweat. I know. Ew.

Grody. The chat room’s discussing rule 34 for fanfic. Yeah, it gets dirty.

We dirty. Chris doesn’t sweat dripping on you. I do not enjoy that idea.

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That’s the reason why I’m on top. That way gravity makes you my bitch. I’m not the other way around.

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No oozing on me, please and thank you. Why? I can practically feel some people out there going, why in the fuck would you do that? Oh, that’s easy. Because it’s fun.

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It’s fun. Prisoner said, is the sex really good if there’s no oozing? Yes. It’s perfectly acceptable.

There’s no need to get messy with it. Ew. So okay, why do people want to do furry stuff? Oh, that’s easy.

Because it’s fun. They do furry stuff because it’s fun. Krista says I would do it just because our society is so against it.

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It’s because anytime that you’re role playing, right? Anytime that you take on a role for sexy times, you’re one, it’s fun to you’re exercising a little creativity. And three, it unlocks parts of your personality and yourself. It’s the same reason why people engage in dominance and submission play.

Right? So like high powered executives who occasionally like to put on panties and wear a collar and be told to bark like a slut. I almost said one of the words that I wasn’t going to say tonight. So that was me restraining myself.

Okay, so why? Because it unlocks a part of yourself that you don’t get to be all the rest of the time. And we can talk about primal play as well. If we’re going to talk about primal is also a thing that people like to play around with.

And if you get deep into the BDSM community, you will run into people who are like, I’m a primal. And that sometimes means so look, if it’s a cis het white dude, who tells you that he’s a primal alpha, oh, he’s a dick. Like just just assume that he’s going to be a prick, right? He’s going to be abusive, or at best borderline abusive, but probably full on abusive ass monkey.

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Okay, like the red flags are waving. There’s a whole thing. And it’s because people like that have a strong tendency to assume that primal means Oh, if I just tell you I’m primal, that means I don’t have to be civilized or cultured.

And that means that I can leave the toilet seat up and I can, you know, demand things of you because well, it’s just my nature. I’m just very primal. You’re a rude dickhead.

That’s what that is. Miss Meshelle says does it count as shadow work? It can absolutely. So there’s that idea from Freud, right that everyone has your anima and animus, which I can get away with saying those because those are Latin words.

And he says, remember, folks, if a man says he’s an alpha male, you can ask if that’s a furry thing. Yeah, ask him if it’s a furry thing or actually ask him if it’s all you haven’t even made it into beta yet. Oh, so you’re full of bugs.

Because it upsets them. Here’s their feelings. Okay, jump in.

Get in there. Thank you. Right.

Okay, so, um, furries primal, it is a really great way if you feel as if you are too buttoned up, like if getting in touch with your emotions is really hard to do. If you feel like you are extremely repressed. If the thought of going into the woods and running around half naked while yelling makes parts of you go, ew, then maybe a little time spent getting in touch with your more wild side would be good for you.

A little primal play can be really, really good and really fun. Also, fucking while in touch with your more raw, emotional, less rational, less restrained self. It’s fun.

Because you just go for it. What do you want to do? It’s tricky, because human minds are very, very useful to us. It’s why we fucking evolved to have them.

Because it allows us to not be caught up in our instincts all of the time. But every now and then, it’s kind of fun. Put on a mask and become someone else for a little while.

And then you take the mask off and you can go back to being regular you. Right? Meshelle said, not to mention the release you would get from all the scratching and biting. I always warn people, if we’re going to make out, I bite.

I’m really sorry about that. I like to use my teeth. I like to chew on people.

You’re going to be a chew toy. If we’re doing a little primal play, oh, you’re going to get marked up. I’m so sorry.

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I try to warn people ahead of time about that. So that if they’re very, very against it, they’re like, no, seriously, keep it well below my collarbones, because no one can see this. Okay, great.

Nipples, it is. Fawn said, just don’t eat me. Meshelle said, same.

I don’t want them to be shocked if I break skin by accident or leave a mark. Right? At least I warn people. I can tell them ahead of time that, oh, hey, I’m gonna I’m gonna use my teeth on you.

It’s going to happen. Biting is a form of affection. I’m part, I can’t say that word.

See? Meow, meow. A-T, that. Prisner said, vampire? Close.

And Patty says, human bites are no joke. It’s all the bacteria. Yeah.

Okay, so it doesn’t really count as breaking the skin if it’s just a very severe hickey. You’re fine. Also, I brush my teeth first.

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Actually, if you if you do get bitten, bitten, like teeth marks all over, like bitten, bitten, yes, definitely go get antibiotics. But we’re not talking about like that level of biting. It’s, you know, it’s fun biting.

Tina says, if you kiss you exchange bacteria too. Look, don’t don’t mess, don’t don’t mess with the, yeah. Don’t introduce way too much microbiology into my kink.

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Keep, keep your microbiology to yourself. That’s, that’s not part of furries. Okay, so let’s talk about FUDA, since I brought it up.

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What’s a FUDA? Oh boy, oh boy. Okay, so FUDA, got started. The word is a, is an English shortening of the word futanari, and futanari is Japanese.

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Futanari dates back to the Heian period in Japan. From in, so we use common era over here, so we didn’t just use these numbers. So if we are currently in the year 2025, right, the Heian period was from 794 to 1185.

So futanari has been around for a minute and a thousand years. Prisoner says, futanari, weird Japanese porn. Nope.

Futanari, intersex people. It’s intersex people, that’s what it is. That’s where it started.

It started with intersex people and inter-Japanese folk tales during the Heian period, and it’s become more common and accepted and spread around a whole lot now because of the internet. And because futanari and futanari folk tales got picked up by anime, so adult cartoons, which Westerners, that would be most of us, looked at anime and went, ooh, cool. And then hentai.

Yeah, Susie Addie said, it’s not weird for Japanese standards. No, it’s practically normal. Prisoner says, oh, I was thinking of the tentacle stuff.

Yeah, brace yourself, I just mentioned that. Hentai. Hentai means, it’s a category of Japanese erotica, and it is popular, especially in the West.

Every year at the end of the year, Pornhub and various other websites will put out their popular lists of what people were searching for, what people were interested in, and hentai is rising in the ranks. People are very into it. Addie says, I worked at the Brazilian rating system for movies and games.

They do weird there. It gets real fucking weird, like, especially from a Western point of view. Patty says, futanari is the category and hentai is the genres of Japanese erotica.

He says, not genre, wrong word. Anyways, it’s, they’re, the Venn diagrams of futa and hentai overlap. They are not the same thing.

They are similar, and both of them are referring to fun and interesting sex. Hentai usually refers to tentacles, for which we can go even more interesting. So, Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.

Look at this, I type in Dream of the Fish, and it goes, oh, you wanted to look at this one, right? The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife. Okay, it’s from 1814. Number one, 1814, it’s also known as the Girl Diver and the Octopi.

We’re talking about art. Art. Okay.

I am not going to describe it. You are going to have to look it up. It is a woodblock print.

It is from Hokusai is the artist who did it. It was from the Edo period. He did woodblock prints.

He did the Great Wave of Kanagawa. He did 36 Views of Mount Fuji. Like, he’s done, he’s a very, he’s a well-respected, famous artist.

He was making art all the way up into his 90s. He was prolific as hell, and he did the Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife when he was younger. And it was published in Shunga Erotica in 1814.

It was a three-volume book of erotic art. And when I say erotic art, I mean it’s dirty. It’s dirty as shit.

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It’s pretty great. And he said, it’s totally insane. I’ve looked at scenes I couldn’t even classify or describe.

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It’s just too sex, very violence. Yeah. Sometimes you look at things and you’re like, I don’t know what’s going on there.

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It’s definitely sex and violence. Oh yeah. So when I’m talking about Futa and Futanari and Hentai, it’s not just anime.

It’s also manga or printed material that you can look at. It refers to videos. There have been people branching out into live action.

Don’t worry, they didn’t actually use anything from Octopodai. Thank god, because, well, okay. Search at your own risk, because you might, there’s things on the internet, okay, that we can’t talk about, and I’m not going to, on account of, ew, gross.

Mostly it’s very large dildos made in the shape of tentacles. Patty says, maybe don’t search. Prisoners of Tonight’s Whore School topic, exploring the culture of Japan.

Well, Tina looked for it. Dream of the Fisherman? No, it’s Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife. It’s tentacles.

It’s tentacles. Also, personally, I would not let an Octopodai’s little beaky mouth anywhere near any portion of my anatomy, so I’m just going to put that out there on account of, nope. So, next.

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Futa. I mentioned it’s intersex. Futa can be tentacles.

Sometimes a sexy person, instead of having a penis, has a tentacle. I’m just going to drop that. Let y’all think about it.

Next. Patty says, at what point was the beak anywhere part of the equation? Go look at the picture. Go look at Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.

You’ll know. Okay, so a person who is a futa is a person who has female sexual characteristics, usually boobs. They got titties, okay? They’ve got the female build most of the time, and they usually also have a penis.

They may have balls. They might not have balls. They might also have a vulva.

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They may not have a vulva. They may have a vagina. They might not have a vagina, but it’s generally speaking boobs and dick, and I want to be abundantly clear that we are not going to use the commonly used slur for a trans woman when talking about a futa.

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Ah, that’s so nice. That’s awesome. Thank you, Miss Krista.

Always with the really, really good. The good sex toys. Those would be tentacles, and they’re very big.

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See, Patty said, Hokusai was horny. Hokusai was extremely horny and also obsessed with Mount Fuji and the Great Wave. He painted that thing repeatedly.

Like, there’s multiple iterations of it. It’s fascinating to look at. Patty says, the versatility is what’s so amazing.

I prefer futanaris with balls. Krista says, all I can say is, why? When you really, really, really, really want to have a tentacle come up the back of your throat and tickle your nostrils. People are horny.

People are horny and really perverted. Extremely perverted, horny perverts. Those would poke your eyes out from the inside.

Yeah, some people want that. It probably wouldn’t. Most of those tentacle dildos like that, that are made, like, it’s longer than a human arm.

The picture that she shared is very long and very thick at the base, but very narrow down at the tip. They’re usually not made out of the harder of the silicones. They’re very floppy, which is great because your guts are coiled.

Ah, sentences I get to say. Patty says, I was about to say exactly what you’re saying. Miss Meshelle says, upping them guts.

Yep. Your intestines, they go inward for about eight inches, six to eight inches, and then they take a sharp turn to the right. Welcome to your sigmoid colon.

Then from there, it’s coiled. It’s very coiled in there. Prisoner said, are floppy tentacles as bad as floppy dicks? No, at a certain point, once you’ve got the tip in, you just kind of work the rest of it in and it keeps on going.

Yeah. Tentacles are fun. Okay.

Are these a thing that you should necessarily run immediately out and grab and be like, you know what I’m going to do? Miss Krista said, roto-rooter for the innards. I was just about to say, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to clean myself out by roto-rooter-ing with a tentacle. No.

Patty says, I used a 25 centimeter toy once. Is that long? Centimeters are nothing. What’s that, like 10 inches? That ain’t nothing.

No, you’re fine. That’s deep, but you would not take that as a, like a beginner toy. That’s definitely a, you’ve worked your way up to that size toy.

Patty says, in fantasy, they’re fully controlled by muscles. So they’d be exploring all over your body, all over, all sorts of places. I see the appeal.

Yeah. Patty said, it’s actually really thin and easy to use. Yep.

And it should be at that length. So a person who is a futa in real life is probably a person who is intersex. Because in that era of Japan, you know, a thousand years ago, they didn’t have hormone replacement therapy.

And the surgeries for like sex reassignment surgeries, those didn’t exist yet. But there are people who are born who have ambiguous genitalia. And so there are people who develop boobs who also have either a very large clit or a, it’s a dick.

It depends on where the ureter is located. Honestly, if the ureter is behind it, it’s probably more female ish. And if the ureter is located in the clit slash penis, then it’s probably more masculine ish.

But ambiguous genitalia, it’s ambiguous for a reason. Sometimes it’s really fucking hard to tell. When you look at some people’s anatomy, we may exist with a mostly binary between two potential options for sex.

But in practice, it’s a lot more of a spectrum. Patty says, I was actually a bit mad at was a site I used to go to banned the term futa because they considered it transphobic. Yeah, I wouldn’t say that futa is transphobic.

It’s referring to intersex people. But I could also see the point of view from like modern times here. And now, like Thursday was the trans day of remembrance.

And y’all are just lucky that I’m not doing you know, my, we’re going to read off the names of all the trans people who’ve been fucking murdered in the past year. So in the face of actual real world people who have been fucked over pretty harshly. Yeah, you can see being like, Okay, we’re not going to allow you to use certain terms, because they’ve been abused and misused and turned into ways to treat trans people poorly.

I can see it. But I can also see see Miss Meshelle says the removal of that category seems more transphobic since intersex people are in community with us. Exactly.

I can see it from both sides. And, and it’s not a case of oppression Olympics with, you know, well, who’s more oppressed? It sucks. Everybody’s fucking oppressed.

This is terrible. Boo. Sissy Addie said, I think it’s potentially offensive if you compare real people to the super exaggerated cartoons.

Yes. Yes. Okay, so FUTA.

Basically, brace yourself. It’s a chick with a dick. That that’s what FUTA refers to.

So if you look that one up, F U T A, FUTA. It’s a chick with a dick. The whole thing.

So now I’m going to talk to you about supernatural. Yes, Sam and Dean. Oh, okay, so what I cannot talk to you about is a very popular category from the supernatural world called W*ncest.

And I’m not saying that again, because we don’t do that. But I can talk to you about the other extremely popular category of porn that was kicked off by the hit TV show that ran for 15 seasons, Supernatural, Omegaverse. It’s real dumb.

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Hold, hold on to your pearls. ‘Mistress Harper, what’s Omegaverse?’ Oh, it can also be referred to as A B O. Patty said, wait, that started with Supernatural. And I hate that I know what this is.

Yeah, that started with Supernatural. That started with Supernatural fanfic online, and it spread to everything else. Basically, it’s a reimagining of humanity if people had three genders, instead of just two, or possibly six, depending on how you look at it.

Alpha, Beta, Omega. Alphas have a penis and can impregnate people. Betas are kind of like normal people, both male and female.

Alphas can be male, they can be female. Omegas are hyperfertile, usually male. Alpha and the Omega have boink, boink, boink, boink sex, and the Omega can become pregnant.

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So this also gave rise to a concept called impreg, male pregnancy. Which, as a person who’s capable of pregnancy, I love. Hey, Kylie joined us tonight, just in time.

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Sissy had a shared a link to the Omegaverse on Wikipedia. Yeah, this is fucking great. Okay.

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Yeah, Patty said, sometimes instead of Omega, some people use a very not nice word for gay people that I won’t say here. Yeah, some buttholes. It’s impreg.

Literally, the letter M, impreg. I fucking love the internet. So an Alpha usually has a knot at the base of their penis.

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Yes, like members of the genus Canid. Hallowed the moon. Them.

Kylie said, that sounds like an audiophile. Kinky dot impreg. And Patty says, but wasn’t impreg a thing in fan fiction for so much longer before Omegaverse? No.

Very, very rarely, but it did not take off to the same extent until Omegaverse started up. And Omegaverse started up, introduced impreg to more people, and then impreg got really, really big and popular all by itself. Also, there is currently a C-drama, like a Chinese drama, like a literal, made in China, C-drama, which is blowing the minds of Tumblr in particular, but the internet in general, because China has very restrictive censorship of anything to do with sex, sexuality, and especially about gay people and trans people, then you cannot show any of that, like at all, none of that.

But they can make the show in China and then never, ever show it in China. They, it’s broadcast outside of China. So it is a made in China C-drama that isn’t being played in China.

And it’s got alphas and omegas and betas in it up to and including impreg. It’s so fucking cool. Anyways, I just had to toss that one out there for you.

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Patty says, I hate there are parts of the Omegaverse that are somewhat interesting. It’s like the dominance and submission fantasies to some extremes, but like some assholes ruined it. I mean, assholes ruin fucking everything.

Everything. Assholes fuck over all of the stuff. Fuck them dudes.

The key is when you find something that you really, really enjoy, just enjoy what you like, and then ignore the crappy bits because fuck them dudes anyways. So you’ll notice that I said the Omegaverse either has three or six genders, depending on how you look at it. So it is entirely possible to have a woman, boobies, vulva, and an alpha.

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So she has a dick. Some authors write it as she is, it’s her clit. Her clit is just really, really big and she can fuck you with it.

And some people write it as yep, full on hermaphrodite. There’s so much. The variety is out there.

Go on archive of our own Godspeed Soldier and do a little digging around in there because there’s so much. There’s so much. You can also go to Lit Erotica and look on there and there’s more.

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It’s wild. Wild as shit. Like absolutely cry cry.

So yes, it is possible to have a foota in Omegaverse because boobs and a dick at the same time. And he said, never Google anything Miss Harper tells you to Google ever, only with extreme caution. Look, you’re listening to an adult sex education podcast.

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If you get curious and want to know more about the stuff I’m telling you, absolutely go look it up. Just be aware that you’re listening to an adult sex education podcast. It’s dirty.

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Oh, good night six pack. Meshelle says I’m fucking with the Omegaverse so heavy right now. Krista said the advanced version of this show is extra online reading.

(48:12 – 48:42)
Patty says that boobs and a dick at the same time. Absolute perfection. Hell yeah.

I love Omegaverse. Dude. Hello.

What up, yo. I love the idea of a foota. I love this weird, freaky shit.

This is fabulous. This is awesome. I have written tentacle porn.

(48:44 – 49:24)
It’s on my blog. Fetishphonesexblog.com. I wrote tentacle porn. Patty says, what? Yeah, I’ve written tentacle porn.

It was Eldritch Horrors from Beyond Space and Time because we cannot do the other version of tentacles. But you know what? I think I’m going to have to write some foota porn to go up somewhere because I would love to have a dick. Like fuck yeah.

I want a penis. I want to have a penis. I want to fuck somebody.

(49:27 – 49:56)
Yep. Anyways, pleasant thoughts right there. So here’s the real topic that the person on Discord asked me to talk about.

This one’s for you, buddy. I cannot say the word. It is, well, I could say the word, but I can’t tell you where it came from.

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Huchow. There you go. They asked about that one.

It is a type of furry. It is a sub-category of furry. Sometimes people, they want to have a canid penis and some of them want big floppy ears and a big wet nose and some of them want to be livestock.

Okay. So occasionally there are furries and sometimes there are furries. Miss Krista said, branding party.

Branding, sure. Breeding as well. Patty said, oh, oh no.

Yeah. So Mot says do more critter sounds. I can’t.

Oh, you made me say the A word. Damn it. Patty said, is that like meaningfully different from pet play? Not really.

The overlap is pretty close. Like, yeah. It’s just domesticated companion critters versus the livestock that’s out in the field.

Okay. The huchow is often overlaps with bimbos because for whatever reason, oftentimes livestock is anthropomorphized as being less intelligent. Can you do it? Uh, no, technically yes, but I feel like we’re getting into custom audio territory.

If you would like to pay me to do critter noises, you can do that. I do critter sounds. I’m perfectly okay with that.

(52:33 – 52:59)
What’s like, he, he misspelled it. It’s all one word. Also, when you go to the whoreschool.net, I have a page of transcripts now and I’m slowly working backwards through the, through the episodes to put up transcripts for things.

(53:01 – 53:21)
This particular episode transcript is going to have things redacted because you made me say the word you boogers. Addie shared a link. Wikipedia has everything.

(53:24 – 53:46)
They have links to all of the things. Tina said that word is banned?! Our payment processes are stupid.

I can say that straight up. They’re real dumb. It’s the second half of that word that they don’t like because they’re stupid.

(53:47 – 54:14)
I, I vote that we should be able to use that word because that word is a very specific word, but they apparently will, will ping on it and be upset because they’re cowards. Anyways, next. Meshelle says, I see what you did there.

(54:23 – 55:54)
Yeah, it gets real, it gets real aggravating running a sex education podcast when there’s words I can’t say. Like this is stupid. That’s, but I, we have no control over that.

This is like, yeah, it’s people being stupid. Fucking Puritans. Okay, so furries.

Are they freaks? Yep. Do they fucking fursuits? No, those fursuits are one, expensive. You don’t do that in something that’s that expensive that you have to have fucking dry cleaned.

No. Do they occasionally rub on each other? Yeah, sure. Why not? But so first up, they’re going to wear underwear.

So any mess that they might possibly make won’t stain to, it’s really hot in a full fursuit. They’re not trying to court heat stroke over here. Like, no.

And he’s like, you sure about that? I’m mostly sure about that. He says, I’ve seen furry porn in a real life fursuit. That was made for pay.

(55:55 – 56:08)
The vast majority of people who are furries, they’re not. It’s called yiffing. And he said, there’s definitely people who fuck in those suits.

(56:09 – 56:47)
It’s not all of them. It’s not every single furry convention, you’re not going to be able to walk into a furry con and see people fucking in the middle of the convention hall. None of that’s going to happen.

If they’re fucking, they’re doing that in their hotel rooms. Privately. And hopefully, while wearing something absorbent, just from a pure, I don’t want to get your jizz in my faux fur point of view.

(56:49 – 58:02)
Meshelle said, I never thought I would actually ever hear someone say yiff out loud. See, I can say that word. I can say yiff and yiffing.

Also, most of the time, if you run across the word yiff, it’s used as a descriptor of erotica. So if you come across an artist’s website and they have a section that’s called yiff, hey, that’s got the furry porn. That’s got furry porn in it.

That’s what that means. It doesn’t necessarily mean we’re fucking. It means there’s erotica.

Very yiffy erotica. The urban legend is that the word yiff, because that’s what the fox says. Anyways, that’s a song.

It’s a song title. Maddie said, oh, shut up. That can’t be real.

(58:06 – 59:46)
It’s the urban legend. Yeah, Tina says it doesn’t seem like the majority of furries and they don’t like it to be the main topic. Yeah, it gets very, very sensationalized online.

Furries in the furry community have shown up in a lot of media, including an entire episode of CSI that featured furries killing each other, apparently, and yiffing. But that’s fucking TV. You know, anything you see on TV, for one thing, that’s not how luminol works.

And for another, that’s not how furries work. They don’t fucking do that. Patties would say what a lot tonight.

You’re learning. It’s educational. What even is CSI? It’s a TV show.

It’s an American TV show about crime scene investigations. It’s ruled up. Meshelle said CSI is awesome.

Yeah, it was a guilty pleasure. Patty says I thought it was one of the true ones. No, dear god, no.

It’s fake as shit. No, not that one. Okay, so now you know about furries and you know about FUTA.

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And you know about the Omegaverse. You’re welcome. I taught you things tonight.

Fun things. So, Whore School is adult sex education. I hope you learned something.

You might have learned it against your will, but you learned something tonight, didn’t you? You’re welcome. Enjoy your new interest in furries, FUTA, Omegaverse, and other things. Whore School airs live every Sunday from 11 to midnight on the East Coast.

It’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast. Check out our new blog, Whoreschool.net, because I’m proud of it. Yeah, thank you guys for listening.

I am your host, Harper, and I guess I’ll see you all again next week. Good night.

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