Join Whore School on May 10, 2026 to learn all about the health benefits of masturbation! Welcome to Masturbation May and the leadup to the Stroke-A-Thon, where it’s all dick all the time with a locked-in focus on stroking and masturbating. Remember that you have until May 22, 2026 at midnight Eastern time to get yourself registered for the Stroke-A-Thon, but you can always masturbate! In fact, you should masturbate, it’s healthy and you should do more.
Health Benefits of Masturbation
The Men’s Health Magazine has a wonderful article with Ten Benefits of Masturbation you should check out, but if you’re allergic to links, let me sum up for you. Masturbation lowers your risk of prostate cancer, improves your heart health, increases your stamina, makes sex better because you can get harder and last longer as well as giving you a better knowledge of yourself and your sexuality. It can help you fall asleep faster, lowers stress, increases your lifespan, AND, masturbation makes your skin look better. Get that ‘just jacked off glow’ today!
Masturbation All Year Long
Don’t worry if a magazine seems like a weird place to get your medical information, I’ve got more sources for my claims! Check out the Cleveland Clinic’s article on the health benefits of cranking one out, or pop on over to my favorite place to make a donation in the honor of bigots, Planned Parenthood! Is Masturbation bad for you? Nope, and we can prove it. Masturbation can enhance your partnered sex in uncountable ways, and make your sex life all around better.
Stroke-A-Thon
Join the Stroke-A-Thon and have a lot of fun with Masturbation! It’s for your health, honest. All you need to do is complete a 30 minute session with any of the fifteen participating Mistresses, of which I am one, or purchase the assignment from the store, and you’re in. Follow the instructions, send one email to register after your call, and reap all the benefits. You’ll get to experience JOI from fifteen talented Mistresses, all demanding, begging, pleading, and coaxing you to cum for us. You’ll try to resist (good luck with that), and in the end even if you don’t officially win, you’ll still have a really great time and get to cum with us! There are no losers in the Stroke-A-Thon!
Your Masturbation Mistress, Harper
Find me on Discord: LDWHarper 
Check it out: I was recently a guest on the Weekly Hot Spot, discussing the Stroke-A-Thon! Go listen to Stroke-A-Thon Secrets.
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