WS 497 JOI vs Edging

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WS 497 JOI vs Edging

 

Welcome to Masturbation May, and the Stroke-A-Thon! Have you heard the internet famous acronym ‘JOI’, and wondered what that meant? What about ‘edging’, you know how that’s different from JOI, right? Never fear if you don’t know, your Head Teacher Harper is here to educate you.

 

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It’s Whore School time, ladies, gentlemen, folks. I hope that you’re all enjoying the evening, the time, the beauty, the grace, the glory, the wonder. And I also hope that some of you can hear me.

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If you can’t, let me know. Because I need to know. Nobody else is here.

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I just tried to type, listen, love. Oh my gosh. I can type.

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There’s something about doing this show on Discord instead of anywhere else. I forget to do all of my stuff that I’m supposed to be doing. Am I early? Or am I right on time? I think I’m on time.

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You might be early. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? I’m just going to sing about it. In hopes that eventually somebody will notice and take pity on me.

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And be like, oh no. How tragic. Harper doesn’t know if anybody can hear her.

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Oh, you can hear me. Hi, Miss Addie. I’m running around trying to put the link everywhere.

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The link that I forgot to share all over. Because I sometimes am a dumbass. That’s fine.

I’m allowed to be. I know. So bad.

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In my defense, I got distracted. By you. I’m kidding.

That’s not the reason why I was being bad. I know I do need an assistant. Odd.

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I got a new planner thingy. Good, my speakers do work. That’s good to know.

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I got a planner thingy at the start of the year. And it’s been useful, I think. Hey, Gwunet.

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So that’s been a useful thing. It’s just, sometimes I forget to use it. For reasons.

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I literally, legit forget that it exists. And then I forget to fill it out. Here, I’m going to do this.

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Why? I don’t know why it decided that I can’t hear the freaking soundboard. Oh, I heard it that time. That was much louder.

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Hi. Whore school is adult sex education. No fear, no guilt, no shame.

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And don’t worry, I have in the books. Coming up at some point in May. I’m going to do an episode about fear, guilt, and shame.

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But don’t worry, it won’t be until after the Stroke-a-thon. See, Addy says that assistants will just do stuff. That sounds so nice.

I would love that. That’d be so pleasant to have somebody who just does things for me. And I don’t even have to think.

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Fuck. So tonight we’re talking about JOI versus edging. And don’t worry, I’m going to tell you what all those words mean.

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And why it’s a versus. Next week, we’re going to get the health benefits of masturbation. The week after that, we’re going to get stamina.

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The week after that, chastity. I guess, why not? And the week after that, for the 31st at the end of the month, which is also another full moon. We get shame, guilt, and fear.

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Boom. See, I told you. When I remember to use the frickin’ planner, I know everything that’s going to be happening.

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Like, I am on it. Hey, Patti. You are a tad bit late, and you were so excited about this topic.

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When you didn’t immediately show up, I was like, uh-oh. Did I do the link wrong? A bunch of people have been messaging me asking where Whore School went, which is nice to know. That, you know, people notice when the RSS feed fails.

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Unfortunately, the reason Whore School isn’t being posted to Spotify right now is because it’s supposed to go up automatically. And I upload it to Spreaker, which is supposed to feed to Podbean, which in turn feeds to everywhere else. And somewhere in there, the RSS is broken.

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And I don’t know how to fix it. Yeah, Goonit says it’s not on Spotify anymore. Wait, it’s not on Spotify at all? Motherfucker.

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Goddammit. Oh, it is. Oh.

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Girl, don’t freak me out. I know. I should log back into Podbean and just manually upload everything to Podbean.

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But I don’t know if we’re going to continue paying for Podbean, you know? So, it’s a stopgap measure at best. Don’t worry, I’ll complain about it. Look at this, Patty’s trying to get me back on topic.

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That’s so sweet, girl. You should know that trying to get me on topic is like hurting a cat. It’s not going to work.

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Patty says, so tonight is very topical given the Stroke-a-thon, right? It is! Everything is Stroke-a-thon, Stroke-a-thon, Stroke-a-thon, Stroke-a-thon. Which reminds me, the Stroke-a-thon is a special event that we hold every five years or so. Mainly because organizing it and getting everything lined up and doing all of the stuff is a huge undertaking.

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And usually, Miss Constance is the one who does all of the Stroke-a-thon. And, uh, she gets burned out. Legit, I can’t blame you, girl.

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It’s a lot. But, I pestered. I was an obnoxious little brat.

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I’m so sorry. I was so bad. In a good way.

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I was an obnoxious brat and I kept asking about, are we going to do a Stroke-a-thon? I’ll help. Look, I’ll help. I can help organize stuff.

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I’m good at that. Completely ignore everything that I just was talking about. About needing an assistant and not knowing where things are going and forgetting to use my planner.

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Ignore all of that, okay? Because that’s like for me. When I’m responsible to other people, oh, I follow through way better. Way better than when it’s only me.

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When I’m only responsible to myself. Yeah, fuck that bitch. So, uh, anyways.

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I pestered. I begged. I cried.

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I pleaded. I advocated for all of the Strokers. Because I was like, we need to do the Stroke-a-thon again.

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The guys love it. So, we’re doing the Stroke-a-thon again. The Stroke-a-thon, to enter, all you have to do is a 30-minute session with any of the 15 participating mistresses.

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Or, you can just go to the assignment store, Phone Sex Assignments, and buy the assignment. It’s $80. For the assignment.

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It’s $85 something. If you do the 30-minute session, do the 30-minute session. It’s worth it.

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We’re awesome. Any of the 15 participating mistresses. Andy.

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Audrey. Becky. Bianca.

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Charlotte. Demi. Erica.

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Hadley. Harper. Me!

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Hunter. Kat. Krista.

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Meshelle, who is our Mistress of the Month for May. Olivia. And Sasha.

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Are all the participating mistresses. Do 30 minutes with any one of us and then send an email to support at EnchantrixEmpire.com with the date and time and who you spoke to. And you’re in! Please do remember that you have to send in your Discord username.

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And I have one that I need to add to the group, but I’m not sure because there’s a period in our paperwork. And under the period, they do not show up. But without the period, they do.

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So I’m pretty certain I know who it is. But also, I want to make sure. You know, just in case.

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Patty says, so when it’s someone else asking you to do something, you have a better chance of following through. Sounds familiar to how I do things, and I consider that some form of submission. Hmm.

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I thought Miss Harper was 0% submissive. It’s not a dominance and submission thing because there’s no dynamic to it. I don’t do it as an act of service.

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It’s just the way that my brain works. Welcome to the wonderful world of ADHD. And the weird fucking workarounds that I have to put forth to get my brain to fucking work.

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Hey, Wonder the Wanderer has joined us in the chatroom. Sup, homie? Patty says, that’s interesting, Patty. I don’t know if doms get to be bratty too.

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Girl, I’m always bratty. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Goonette says, can a goonette participate and just rub the little thing that I call a clitty? Sure.

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The rules are, for the Stroke-a-thon, you have to be touching yourself the whole entire time. No stopping. You must have something that you have put your hand on and you are actively stroking the whole time.

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You cannot stop. If you take your hand away, you are disqualified. You do not win.

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If you stop moving when nobody’s told you, hey, stop moving for a minute, you are disqualified. You do not win. So, in order to win, you have to have something that you can masturbate and play with for the whole entire time.

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That’s how you win. You win by touching yourself until you squirt all over the place. So, it doesn’t matter if you call it a clit, or a cock, or a dick, or a pricklet, or a cocky stick, or a sissy clitty.

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It doesn’t matter. We don’t care what verbiage you use as long as whatever it is is being touched. That’s what we want.

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Exactly. Patty said, stroke or lose, basically. Yes.

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Okay, J-O-I versus edging. As if it is a battle, when really, technically speaking, edging is something that you can do with J-O-I. J-O-I is an acronym.

You may have run across it on the internet at some point in the past. It means Jerk Off Instructions. It’s a pretty common thing to run across in the world of the porn.

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Jerk Off Instructions can be very, very fetish and niche, or it can be a little bit more almost vanilla. In fact, sometimes it is a little bit vanilla. I’m a rather dominant person, so if I’m giving you Jerk Off Instructions, the odds are good that there’s going to be a little bit of a dynamic in there.

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Even if I’m being sweet and kind and gentle and compassionate while I tell you what to do with your dick, I still expect you to do what I tell you to do with your dick. Obedience isn’t optional. I mean, technically it is, but you know what I mean.

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Wonder says, I remember when it was masturbation encouragement. Both of those came around the same time as CFNM. It was a good era.

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Yeah. Patty says, I had no clue what J-O-I meant until after it became the form of porn I watched most often for a bit because literally no one explained it. Yeah.

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Oftentimes acronyms are used in BDSM and Kink 1 because the actual words get banned by the sites that we’re posting stuff on. So in the same way that people on TikTok will say unalive or PDF file when talking about adult topics, in order to avoid an algorithmic ban or shadow ban. In the old days, it wasn’t a machine learning thing that went after you.

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It was actual moderators who would be like, you can’t say those words. Those are dirty. You’re not allowed to talk about that.

You’re not allowed to tag your audio with that. You’re not allowed to be dirty and kinky and perverted by the fact that the internet is for porn. Anyways, so they don’t tell you what the acronym is.

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And also it’s a subtle way to kind of gatekeep. I cannot begin to tell you the number of times I’ve had somebody call me and say an acronym really fast. I’m like, do you even know what CFNM is? CFNM? Yeah, I know CFNM.

I know what that is. And you can slow down and say it right. C-F-N-M.

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Enunciate, bitch. And they’re doing it in order to kind of test you to see, do you know? Do you know what that really is? Like, are you as smart as you claim to be? Are you as in? Are you a dirty pervert like I am? Do you know what these are? And we use a lot of coded language both to signal in and out group membership. And to foil moderation techniques.

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To be able to talk about dirty stuff without getting caught talking about dirty stuff. Yeah. Addie says, spelling joy sounds so weird.

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In Portuguese, we almost always pronounce acronyms as a single word. So for me, it was always something like joy in my mind. It is.

And it’s a very joyful thing, too. So, J-O-I and joy. Yeah.

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Gunet says there’s also C-E-I, which is a more kinky. I-Y-K-Y-K, which is an acronym that stands for if you know, you know. Patty says, should we get into how language changes based on corporations’ moral judgments as participating in capitalism? Do we have time? I think you just did.

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And yeah, that’s basically it. That’s the whole conversation right there. Free speech, bitches.

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Patty says I feel like there’s also some amount of embarrassment with it as well. As in not wanting to have to explain something to someone who doesn’t know. And be confronted with that and have the potential embarrassment if the person just doesn’t jive.

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Yeah, sometimes it’s because you don’t want to say that. And so the acronym makes it safer feeling. Because instead of saying, I want you to tell me exactly what to do with my dick.

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Right? Which is a little bit of a bold statement. And I love a bold bitch. But not everybody is that strong and upfront.

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Sometimes what you say is, I’m just really into, you know, JOI. And then I can be like, oh, yeah, I know exactly what that is. And then I get to be the one to say, I’m going to tell you what to do with that cock.

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Muahahaha. Because I have no shame. Done.

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Wore it. Wore it off. There is no more shame left.

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So, jerk off instructions. Very popular porn category. It usually involves a person telling another person who has a penis what to do with their penis.

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If you’ve never experienced it, dude, the internet is literally for porn. You can go find tons of JOI content out there. And I recommend that you do.

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But if you want to have an extra large amount of fun, hey, you should call me. Because we’re doing an entire event that features JOI. Just saying.

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That’s what the Stroke-a-thon is. So, the way the Stroke-a-thon works. You are going to be touching yourself and following the JOI of the 15 beautiful ladies.

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Each of us gets three minutes. We’re going to go through and we’re going to do our very damnedest to make you pop. Like a shaken bottle of champagne.

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If you make it all the way through and you manage to resist, good luck with that. We go to sudden come. And then it’s whoever comes first.

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So, if more than one person makes it all the way through to the very, very, very end. We go to sudden whoever comes first. So, it’s all about orgasm.

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Control for you guys. Mwa ha ha ha ha. He he he he he he he.

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Oh, that’s hilarious. Patty said, I realized that my primary reaction to trying to discuss less vanilla stuff is to get all embarrassed and giggle a lot. I had to have this told to me by someone else.

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And that itself caused me to be very embarrassed. A lot of people react like that. Because learning how to have this conversation and how to say these things.

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These words out loud to another human being. Scary. Embarrassing.

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Humiliating. Anxiety inducing. Yikes.

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Which is another reason why you should call me. Because I am very not kidding when I tell you. You cannot embarrass me.

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It’s not going to work. You’re going to come over here and you’re going to say things. And you’re going to think to yourself, wow, this is super duper embarrassing and humiliating.

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And I’m going to be over here going, is that what you’re into? That’s mild, baby. That’s like vanilla adjacent at this point. Like, God.

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The kink escalator works on everybody. And trust me, the things that I used to think were really, really weird and edgy. Yeah.

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Nah, that’s sweet though. Addie says, how did porn get in the internet and conquer it though? The porn was here from the beginning. There are historians of the internet.

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And all the way back in the Usenet days, there was porn on the internet. Alt-sex, babies. Alt-dot-sex-dot-stories.

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Before we had Litteratica, we had alt-sex-stories. I’m not even kidding. Goonet said, I thought it was just masturbation.

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This makes it way more fun and interactive. Oh, it’s not just, okay, ready, set, go. No, we’re going to be using our voices and our skills and our minds and our ability to tell you what to do to make you come.

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Like, it’s seriously, seriously, the stroke-a-thon is great. Oh, everyone should join the stroke-a-thon. You’re going to love it.

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Patty says, it’s hilarious that the porn was here first, is the truth. Like, that almost sounds fake, but I love that it’s a true fact. Yeah.

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The CompuServe servers? I don’t know. It was full of porn. It was full of porn.

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Like, from the very, very beginning. Porn has always been here, and we’ve always been dirty and fucking on the internet. The original email groups were full of porn.

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Wander says, I think I learned edging from webcam teases. It’s now Milovana? I wanted to say that differently. Mivilana, or something like that.

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I don’t know. He says, I wish I still had the file of those originals. Right? Back in the day.

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Hey, Bucky M. Bucky M? See, all these people who have the same fricking user avatar? I took the pussy for your pledge? Because I’m like, oh, hey, that’s Mary Faye. No, it’s not. That’s Bucky M. I don’t know who the hell Bucky M is.

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Sup, homie? I’m going to make Becky go and number all of those. So that I can tell you the fuck apart. Right? Patty says, I also thought that was Mary Faye.

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Y’all. Terrible. Alright, so jerk-off instructions versus edging.

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Jerk-off instructions are, I tell you what to do with your dick. It’s guided masturbation, or directed masturbation, or even encouraged masturbation. Not that most guys need a whole heck of a lot of encouragement to start touching themselves.

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That’s fine. But apparently some people do. I’ve occasionally run into people who desperately, desperately wanted me to tell them that it’s okay to masturbate.

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Keep on listening. It’s Masturbation May. I’m going to talk about the health benefits of masturbation.

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So, yeah, you should masturbate. It’s good. Yeah.

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Patty says he has a Yahoo email he can’t use because it only receives porn, and a Hotmail account he can’t use because it only sends porn to his Yahoo account. It’s a quote from John Oliver. Yes.

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Welcome to the internet. It’s full of porn. Absolutely chock-fucking full of porn.

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Top to bottom. So if joy is telling you how to touch yourself, edging is one of the things that you can do while enjoying joy. It is an orgasm control game.

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Orgasm denial or orgasm delay involving trying to put off an orgasm for as long as possible. And some types of jerk-off instructions are a guided masturbation experience of edging. And it would include instructions like, if you feel yourself start to cum, stop.

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Or slow down. Or go much more slower. Or queeze right behind the head of your dick so that you absolutely do not cum.

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That can all be part of the instructions that you’re receiving as part of your jerk-off instructions while edging. Get it? You can also edge without jerk-off instructions. If you just do your masturbation without anybody guiding you or telling you to do it.

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You’re just kind of au naturel. Trying to make yourself last as long as possible. So it’s less joy versus edging.

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And more, these are related things because they’re definitely things you do while masturbating. And one can lead to the other, but they’re not intertwined. They’re not synonyms.

They’re not the same thing. And you don’t have to ever let the two circles of this Venn diagram overlap at all. It’s very possible to enjoy jerk-off instructions and never edge.

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Koonit says, there are some Discord servers. That’s all I can say. You can’t share links to those because some of those Discord servers will give you the Discord herpes.

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Do not come over here with your Discord herpes because I will kick you out. The Discord herpes is a reference to getting a bot. As best I can figure, the bot lurks in your cached files and hijacks your account to make you invite everyone.

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Every single server and every individual you’ve ever chatted with in any way whatsoever to join the server. And so if you get somebody who’s like, you should join the camgirls, camgirls, camgirls, camgirls, and they just spam the same link all over the place. One, let any of the mistresses in the server know.

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You can type at mistress and it will get our attention. You will ping every single one of us if you do that. Use this knowledge carefully.

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And we will deal with it. Because Discord herpes. Please don’t.

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God. Ugh. Alright, bye Patti.

Go sleep well, girly. And he says, I’m confused. What are you confused about? Which part? Discord herpes? The dangers of joining some of these servers? They seem like an awful lot of fun.

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It’s a good way to get yourself kicked out of my servers. I’ll just go through and be like, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, kick. And he says the JOI and edging Venn diagrams.

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Jerkoff instructions are simply somebody else telling you how to touch yourself. Edging is one of the things that they can tell you to do. And you can edge without somebody telling you to edge.

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You can just edge. Kat says hi. Hi.

Do you need something? She doesn’t usually announce herself like that. My gosh. She’s jumped on the couch and said, meh, real loud.

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Hi. You’re a butthole. Goonette says she’s in a bunch of servers, but they’re mostly safe.

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I’m in a bunch of servers too. I’m in, let’s see, I’m in the Whore School server. I’m in Demi’s Island of Debauchery.

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I’m in, let’s see, I’m in Brighton’s Naughty Box. Bethany’s Babe Cave. A couple I can’t tell you that I’m in.

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Pornhub. Lovense. The reason I can’t tell you that I’m in them is because they’re not Enchantrix Empire servers.

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They’re not one of ours. Oh, Maddy says, so they can cross sometimes. I thought you said they were totally separated and got confused.

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Yes, they can cross. It is possible that the person who’s giving you jerk-off instructions is going to tell you how to edge. That’s a niche.

That is a thing that can happen. It’s also possible that you can edge without somebody giving you jerk-off instructions. Or that jerk-off instructions don’t have to include edging.

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For example, the Stroke-a-thon is full of jerk-off instructions. None of what we’re going to be talking about involves edging. We’re not going to tell you, okay now, go nice and slow, I want you to edge.

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No, fuck that, I want you to come. No edging, just coming. Our goal is to win by making you come.

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That’s how I win. I’m going to win the Stroke-a-thon. I’m going to make you all fucking come.

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Your job is to resist. Good luck. God.

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Cat’s acting like I’ve never ever fed her. There’s food in your bowl. There’s food in your bowl, asshole.

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She was chasing the dog earlier today. So terrible. Such a butt.

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She just rolled over, flopped down, and showed me her belly. Because she loves getting her belly petted. Goonette said, edging can be really humiliating.

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Because you’re not allowed to come, and your orgasm is in the hands of the mistress. That is true. It can be humiliating.

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I mean, humiliation is one of those fetishes you can add to pretty much anything. Don’t worry, fellas, for the Stroke-a-thon, we’re not going to be humiliating you. Because there’s some people that any form of erotic humiliation makes their boner wilt.

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And so we’re going to not be doing that, because we don’t want boner wilting to happen. Your boner’s only allowed to wilt after you come. I tried to stop petting her, so she started meowing again.

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Good thing you’re cute. Little fluffy jerk. Goonette says, I’m a girl, though.

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For the Stroke-a-thon, we’re probably just going to refer to you as having a penis. Stroking it, stroking a cock, stroking a dick. We’re going to stick with more masculine phrasing.

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Because some of the fellas, if you call them a girl, it’s a boner killer. Which sucks. Hi.

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You’re right, I should keep on vetting you. I think we might have some trans girls who are going to be joining us. I know a couple who were talking about they might want to join the Stroke-a-thon.

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Which is fabulous. If you’re a trans woman and you still have a penis, you can come and play with us. Absolutely.

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As long as you have something between your legs that you can feasibly stroke in some way, you can join the Stroke-a-thon and you can enjoy our jerk-off instructions. I don’t know if you can hear her purring. It’s very loud.

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Goonette says, I really want to do it. Then do it, girl. We want you to.

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The Wanderer over here keeps saying that he won back in the day. Well, come on. Come win it again.

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I want to see all of you in the Stroke-a-thon. Because I want to see your dick. Let me put it this way.

Patty’s in the Stroke-a-thon. I’ve seen her dick. It’s nice.

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I know she’s not even in here and I’m still like, that’s a nice dick. I still remember. God.

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The guy who had the really pretty cock. No clue what his name was. Cannot remember that, but I remember that dick.

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It was really pretty. It was pretty. Ever see just a pretty dick? Like, not too veiny.

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Not like funny looking. Just proportional. Just nice.

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Just a nice dick. Addie said, faceless pretty dick. Yeah, basically.

I wasn’t looking at his face. Sorry, but… I wasn’t looking at his face. I was looking… Lower.

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Wonder says, 2007. You’d have to dig deep in the forum to find it, but it’s there. See, we don’t keep… We don’t keep… It’s not recorded.

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And trust me, some of the ladies were like, oh, we should record it and give it to all the guys who participate. And I was like, um… No. I could probably figure out how to do it, but no.

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Please don’t make me do that. The editing of that audio. By itself.

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Would drive me insane. Like, no. There’s also… For those of you who are like, oh, I want to fuck around with the stroke-a-thon.

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Great. Love that for you. You should.

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What you’re gonna do is you’re going to go to PhoneSexAudios.com Right? And you’re gonna look at the… The new audios. Which are on the front page. They’re all in a row right now.

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Stroke-a-thon training with Ms. Hadley. Stroke-a-thon training with Ms. Krista. Stroke-a-thon training in session with Ms. Kat.

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Come for me with Ms. Becky. A stroke-a-thon series erotic audio. A short edging practice with Ms. Sasha.

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Stroke-a-thon training with Ms. Harper. There’s six of them. That are up there for right now.

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And we’re… It’s because everybody gets their audios done at a different rate. You know? But you can go over there and you can be like, I want to look at the stroke-a-thon audios. And then you can get them and put them in a playlist and hit random on there.

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Like, you can absolutely randomize that. And then… Good luck, bitches! Hmm. Oh my gosh.

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Wonder says we didn’t have sound. It was over Yahoo Manager, I think. God, that is way back in the day.

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No. The earliest one that I participated in, we were on Skype. Before Microsoft decided to be stupid and get rid of Skype.

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So, now it’s going to be on Discord. Because… Discord’s my bitch. So, phonesexaudios.com Currently there are six.

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If you wait just a little bit, once we know everybody’s got their audios up, we’re going to bundle them and give you a little discount on it. If you buy all of them. But right now, you can just go and buy them one by one by one by one by one by one.

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There are currently six. And I know Miss Hunter has hers recorded. I think she’s working on editing it and getting it up into the store.

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So, there’s about to be seven. Because we love that shit. So, what you can do to prepare yourself for the Stroke-a-thon, or just to increase your own stamina and pleasure and have an awful lot of fun all at the same time.

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You can practice edging. Not everyone can successfully edge. Yeah, see if you chase the dog, when you get too close to him, he’s mad at you.

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So maybe in the future, you shouldn’t chase the fucking dog, you weirdo. The cat stepped too close to the dog, and the dog was like, God, it’s so fucking dramatic. Anyway, not everyone is capable of edging.

I’m not. I can’t edge. I tried.

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I gave it ye olde college try. I’ve even tried more than once, and all that happens if I get really really close to the come. Close to the edge of orgasm, right? And I’m almost there, and I’m like, oh yeah, I’m there.

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I’m there, oh, oh. And you want to make that moment last as long as possible, right? Edging, that’s what it’s all about. You get to that point, and you stay there as long as you can.

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Right? You just, you’re there, and you’re there, and you’re there, and you’re there forever. It’s great. Then some people can back off, and kind of let that simmer down a bit, and then okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, and then you build back up again, right? And then you get there a second time, and you’re there, and oh, it’s great, and oh, it’s even better than it was before, because you’re so close, and you’re going to, oh, and you stay that way.

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I can’t do it. It makes me grumpy. There is a point where if I don’t come, I’m done.

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I’m finished. I’m not going to be able to come, possibly for like 24 hours, which sucks a whole lot. I got pissed off my body, and now it won’t let me finish.

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Fucking hell, man. I can kind of, like, I can stay on the precipice for a little bit longer, and be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but then I gotta come. I gotta come.

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I cannot back off, and then come back to it, because it’s not going to work. It just makes me angry. I get grumpy as fuck if you try to edge me.

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So, if that also applies to you, you’re not alone. Some of us, and it’s not a willpower thing. It’s not a who’s dominant and who’s submissive.

That has nothing to do with it. It’s a physiology thing. Most women cannot edge.

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Most men can edge, but as with all things, there are some men who cannot edge, and there are some women who can edge, which is great. I’m so jealous of the ladies who can edge. I’m like, goddammit, it sounds so fun.

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It sounds like the perfect thing. An endless rising spiral of every edge drives you higher and higher and higher, and you’re just horny and needy, and oh my god, that sounds so good. It pisses me off.

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Irrational anger, and then I’m just grumpy until I come, which is going to be a while, because the refractory period then kicks in, and I’m left going, great. Then he says, for me, it sounds tiring. It’s definitely not the kind of thing that I would personally choose to attempt on a daily basis.

There are some people out there who have a sex drive and a libido that is so high that they absolutely can, and they do. Like, if masturbation is your favorite hobby, then you can devote hours upon hours every day to playing with yourself. Great.

Good for you, buddy. I crochet. I just need you to know the cat finally settled down, and she’s laying directly next to me with her head kind of pillowed on my leg.

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She’s stretched out one paw and put it above my knee and has just been sitting over here slowly flexing her claws to slowly prick through my leggings. She wants something. And he said, oh, to be a cat next to her by his lap.

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She’s a very happy kitty. She just is like, you know, you put your foot there and she’s just kind of like, la la la la slowly, slowly, slowly flexing. Are you trying to tell me that you need me to trim your toenails? Because I absolutely fucking will.

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I have the cat clippers right here because this is where usually the cats come over and I’m like, ooh, it’s time. Let me trim those real quick. This is not the foot fetish content that you were looking for.

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So you should try edging. If you’ve never edged before, give it a whirl because you might like it. You might hate it.

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But you might like it. And if you’re a person who happens to have a penis, the odds are extremely good that you’re going to really, really like it. You’re going to like it a lot.

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It’s going to be awesome. You’re going to do edging as often as you can find the stamina to do some edging. Hell yes.

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Absolutely. I cannot even begin to blame you for spending all of your time edging yourself. It’s a no-brainer.

Like, duh. If I could, I would. Fucking duh.

Hello? I’m not dumb. I know. That sounds like it would feel really good.

I would love to do that. Oh, and for those of you who are curious, yes, it is possible for there to be jerk-off instructions, J-O-I, that are really jill-off instructions. Sometimes jerk-off is the phrase that’s used for a man masturbating, or a male person masturbating, because they take their penis in their hand and they jerk it off.

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But because the internet is sometimes a little bit twee and an awful lot sexist, we can’t just call what a woman does jerking off, uh, no, it’s like jack. Jack-off. Jerk-off.

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Jack-off instructions. Jill-off instructions. Jack and Jill.

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Like, after the nursery rhymes or the books or whatever the hell. Yeah. And he’s like, what’s a Jill exactly? No, it’s just the fucking name.

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It’s because it’s jerk-off instructions or jack-off instructions. And so, the internet is stupid and sexist and called it Jill-off instructions, or Jilling-off when a woman does it. I can jerk-off.

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I should be allowed to jerk-off. I should be allowed to jack-off. Fuck.

Anyways. Yes, Jill-off instructions exist. And in case you want something that’s catered towards a more feminine or female-oriented version of masturbation, you would use Jill-off instructions when searching for that kind of content.

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And he says, I thought it might be a verb with a fun backstory and etymology. No, it’s just sexism. No fun backstory.

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Just sexism. That’s all it is. Womp womp.

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So you can look for Jill-off instructions if you would like somebody telling you how to touch your clit and how to finger your pussy. If you don’t actually have a clitoris or a vulva or a vagina and therefore can’t physically do those actions, you can get pretty close on more traditionally male genitalia. You’ll want to use plenty of lube for your pussy.

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And he said, what’s the one with the bean? Flick? Yeah, flicking the bean. Sometimes the clit is referred to as the bean because it’s the myth of the clitoris on the internet is that it’s the size of a small bean. Which mostly true, most of the external structure of the clitoris is about the size of a bean, but it can be bigger.

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It can be smaller. It can be up to 2 inches long. It’s a really big bean.

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It’s a long bean. I planted a Kentucky pole bean this spring and I was getting green beans off of it and I got one that’s like good. It’s a good dick size.

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It’s an 8 inch long bean. I was like, oh, that’s cute. So, this is what happens when you talk about beans.

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Got me talking about green beans. This is my green giant. Goonette says I love calling my little cute thingy a clitty.

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Yeah. So if you look for jill-off instructions all of the language and terminology used in that sort of content will be geared towards people who have a vagina or a vulva and a pussy or a cunt or a hole or, you know, a clit, a clitoris or a bean. Fucking a bean.

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You know, I had somebody one time who tried to thump my clit. It’s one of the many things that have happened to me in my life that caused me to kick somebody in the head. Don’t thump it.

Do you know how many nerve endings are in there? Obviously more than are in your head, so. And he says, you tried to what? I didn’t try that. Somebody else tried that.

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Tried to thump it. He thought that’s what flicking a bean meant. He was gonna flick it with his fingers.

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And I kicked him. Cuz. No.

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Respect, bitches. I could have said beaning off doesn’t sound so sexy. Well, that’s right up where, so, for the 10 year anniversary episode, I told you guys about the guy who pushed me over the edge to finally You know what? I’m doing a podcast.

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Because he informed me that he was going to put his thumb inside my clit. You can’t put your- Nothing goes inside of it. You can’t- No.

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Ow. I still remember that guy. It was like a decade ago, cuz the visceral horror that came over me, like a wave of ugh over the phone.

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Which is just proof that talking to somebody on the phone can have very physical effects on you. If somebody has a particularly good turn of phrase and ability to speak and communicate, and you’ve got a particular kind of imagination that results in you literally visualizing shit. Like me.

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Yeah. What is it? Emotional trauma. Emotional damage.

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Yeah. You can’t- It’s not an innie. It’s not a- It’s an outie, and you can’t- No.

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Anatomy. Reasons why the second episode of Whore School ever was on anatomy and physiology. That guy.

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That was basically an entire hour-long episode of me explaining that you cannot put anything inside a clit. For fuck’s sake. Anyway.

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Who that says, all caps, ANATOMY. Well. At that point in time, I had questions.

So many questions. Like, have you ever actually seen a vulva? Have you ever looked at a woman’s genitalia? Because I’m willing to bet that when they do the POV in the porn of the dick going in, you’re looking at the dick, aren’t ya? You can admit it. You’re looking at the penis.

You’re not looking at where he’s sticking it. You’re looking at the cock. We all know because the sheer volume of men who look at porn and still can’t manage to FIND the clit.

It’s right there. It’s not hiding. It… Yeah.

Anyway. Sigh. Okay.

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Jerk-off instructions. Or Jack-off instructions. Or Jill-off instructions.

Literally guided masturbation. It’s fun. You should try it.

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It’s wonderful. If you’ve never edged before, you should try that too. It can help with learning when you’re about to orgasm, when you’re about to cum, and then being able to hold that off.

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Which would be a good thing for you to do if you want to participate in and win the Stroke-a-thon. Knowing when you’re about to cum and then being able to, no, I’m just gonna, I’m not gonna do it. Like that mental discipline of uh-uh-uh-uh.

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Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

Not yet. Despite the fact that all these ladies are gonna be telling you now. Come for me now.

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Now, now, now. So, if you can edge, great practice. You’re gonna need that.

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If you can’t edge, you know what? Join the Stroke-a-thon. Because last time we had the Stroke-a-thon, we had somebody in there who came like two or three times. It was great.

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At least twice. I think he was working on a third, but still. Mad respect.

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Even if you don’t win the Stroke-a-thon, you still win. You still have tons of fun. You cum.

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You enjoy. Fifteen ladies. Join the Stroke-a-thon.

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Seriously. You’ll like it. It’s wonderful.

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Yeah, it said multiple orgasms. We love it. Hell yes.

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Hell yes. I was there. I know who won.

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We did it in two sessions because we had so many people who had signed up for it. We also had too many mistresses. Each of us only had two minutes or 90 seconds.

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Something like that. Not enough time. But I still remember the guy who came repeated.

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Because he came pretty early. We were like, Kyle, you’re out! And he just sat there and kept stroking and going through the entire rest. We were like, look, there’s absolutely no way you can win, but boy, you won.

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That was so cool. That’s impressive as hell. It was cool.

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It was neat. Join the Stroke-a-thon. I want both of you.

I want Addie. I want Gunet to join. I want Bucky M to join.

I want… Patty’s already in. Wander, you need to do a session so you can get in. Everybody needs to join the Stroke-a-thon.

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There’s absolutely no reason for you not to join the Stroke-a-thon. Addie said, isn’t that a little painful, going right back to stroking after coming? Maybe. Odds are good that he was into it.

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Obviously, because he did it. That’s why we were like, is he just gonna keep going? Alright. Respect.

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I respect it. Shit yeah. Keep going, buddy.

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Let’s make you come again. Multiple orgasms. Yes.

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Alright. This is Whore School. I am Harper.

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I guess this next week, adding to my list of things to do is to put everything on Podbean. So everybody can catch up. Fucking Podbean.

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Thank you for joining me tonight, ladies, gentlemen, folks in between. Whore School is your live adult sex education podcast. To join the live show, head to discord dot g g slash Enchantrix Empire.

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All one word. Hang out with us because we’ve got podcasts that happen every single day of the week. Did you know that? Check out the events for more tomorrow.

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The weekly Hotspot podcast will drop. Hey, I might have a special reason for pointing you towards that. Was I a guest? Maybe.

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Tuesday, so you can join us for a happy hour with Kay Marie. She’s going to be coming over to Discord eventually. Wednesdays, Kink Corner with Constance at 8pm.

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Thursdays, Hangin’ with Hunter at 8pm Eastern. Friday, Kinkology, The Psychology of Kink, drops on Spotify. And we have the live Multiple Mistress podcast, Femdom Fridays, at 9pm right here in the Discord.

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And then on Saturdays, Kinks and Drinks with Miss Krista, 9pm on Saturday. Also taking place here in the Discord server. So come join us.

We’ve got all the good stuff. Thank you all for listening. Whore School will be back again next week with more about dicks and masturbation.

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Happy Masturbation May! I’ll talk to you all later. Goodnight!

 

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