Have you ever been to a BDSM Dungeon? Let me tell you about it, in case you’ve never been, because they’re awesome. Specialized furniture in each play space meant for adult fun and games, with hardpoints for attaching bondage gear in various positions, along with the occasional drain in the floor for easy clean up! Did you know you can set up your own home with BDSM play furniture without having to dig out a new basement and hide your perversions? It’s true!

BDSM Play Furniture

Instead of giving you a bunch of links to specific items and telling you to go stock up on them, I’m going to tell you where to look for yourself, and what terms to put into the search bar to find exactly what you’re looking for. From full restraint systems to more subtle furniture you can have right out in the open, the wide world of BDSM furniture is here for you to explore like a bull in a china shop. Or something with candy, I lost the plot there. Maybe you’re a crafty sort of a person, and you’d like to DIY yourself a spanking bench. You can get woodworking plans, too!

Whore School Adult Sex Education

Join me on 7 December, 2025 at 11 pm for your live adult sex education podcast, Whore School. We’ll be talking about woodworking, and BDSM play furniture, because if you pop into the discord and make a joke about how I should talk about something, well. If it’s at all feasible, we’re gonna discuss it! From how to make your own bondage equipment to where to look to buy toys for both a fun weekend evening and to fully equip your very own basement dungeon, we’ll go over everything.

December Is Here!

Join us all month long for our Stuff Your Stocking free minutes promotion: just visit any of our sites and look at the popup. Call in when you see it, and tell the lovely winter holiday elves (aka our Dispatch Team) that you’d like to Stuff Your Stocking and you’ll get free minutes added to your call with us. Sign up for Enchantrix Perks to earn a point for every dollar you spend on calls as well as in our audios and assignments stores, and get Double Perks Points on the 15th of December. You can trade in your points for awesome stuff like free calls and discounts on the stores.

And, yes, I am a professional phone sex femdom, so you can call in and speak to the host of Whore School to get your questions answered and your ass stuffed, too! (I was gonna make a turkey joke there, but it’s too soon, I can’t face another turkey yet.)

Got A Question For Harper?

Drop a comment here, email me, or find me on Discord with your questions and show topics! If the idea is even remotely related to the Whore School ouvre, I’ll tackle it! A throwaway joke about a St. Andrew’s Cross and woodworking inspired this episode, after all. Oh, and you should check out sites like Etsy for small businesses that are making awesome BDSM play furniture. For stuff that can fit into a discrete trunk with a padlock, try The Stockroom. And search for words like “BDSM play furniture”, “spanking bench”, “St. Andrew’s cross”, or even “BDSM stocks”.

Your BDSM Mistress, Harper