WS 479 Intentions and Resolutions for 2026

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WS 479 Intentions and Resolutions for 2026

 

For the last show of 2025, airing on Sunday December 28, 2025, Ms Harper brought a deep dive into setting your intentions and resolutions for 2026. Start broad and then get granular! Set your resolution with the entire year in mind, but then break it into easily met goals for the half year, each quarter of the year, monthly, weekly, and only then set your daily goals. Another tip from Ms Harper is to think of your life in terms of areas. Spiritual (what feeds your heart, what makes it worth getting up in the morning?), Mental (your mental health has needs, too!), Physical, Career, Finance, and so on. From there, craft your resolutions so that you build for yourself a full and complete, happy life!

 

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You know it’s time for the show when I hit that chime. Chong! This is Whore School. I am Harper, you are listening.

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And if you’re not, what the fuck, dude? Why aren’t you listening? You should be listening. Come to the fun side. Whore School is adult sex education aimed at producing mostly adult human beings who can and will and do participate in all of the fun stuff of being an adult human being which includes things like dirty fucking.

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When I said this was adult sex education I really meant it. Extremely adult. Very adult.

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I cuss a lot. If you’re listening to the live show, by the way, head to communitykink.com and join the chat. Lacey, Mott, and Patty are all already in here and Mott is trying to do a call and response with ye traditional Texas song.

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Don’t do that to me, ma’am. Don’t do that, that’s rude. The stars at night are big and bright.

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I’m not clapping. Deep in the heart of Texas. Anyways.

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Yeah, I’m from Texas, and what? We’re gonna talk about intentions and resolutions. Oh, Patty says after reading an absolutely batshit crazy quote opinion unquote that someone had about sex, I need some Whore School tonight. Oh no.

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There are some truly terrible takes. Like, sometimes people open up their mouths and what comes out is not very intelligent. It happens.

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There’s a reason why I’ve been doing adult sex education for many years now. It’s because… Yikes. Folks.

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Come on, y’all. We can’t be doing this. You can’t be running around acting like a Looney Tune.

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It’s illegal. That’s against the rules, y’all. Patty said it wasn’t harmful, just profanity dumb? Or did you mean profoundly? Whatever you’re thinking, it’s worse.

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I don’t know. I don’t know, you spoke profanity correctly. I’ve heard and seen people say some shockingly stupid things.

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There’s the perennial evergreen take that some men have that apparently women have a cloaca. They think we pee out of our vagina. Which, for the record, no.

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There really are three holes down there. Women have three holes, men have two. Patty said, oh wow, that’s pretty bad.

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I know. You’ll hear it a lot. People are always bringing that one up.

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Hey, Demi Owns Me has joined us. Hi. How’s your tantric breathing exercises going? So we’re talking about setting intentions and resolutions.

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And what I really wanted to do is introduce maybe a little bit more of a deeper take on resolutions than most what I’ve talked about in the past. So in the past, when I talk about setting a resolution, I give you advice about how to set a reasonable resolution. That’s the kind of thing that you’re probably going to be able to actually keep for a change.

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You’re going to be able to actually maintain and follow through with. Six Pack joined us in here as well. Sup, homie? Demi Owns Me says, hey, Ms. Harper, they’re going great.

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There you go. Oh, that’s fabulous. Oh, and you can actually hear me this time.

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I don’t know, maybe they updated Podbean or some shit. Speaking of people who updated things, I spent most of Friday banging my head on a keyboard because… Okay, so we have the Enchantrix Empire Discord server, right? Discord.gg slash Enchantrix Empire. Easy peasy.

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Custom URL works great. You just pop right in. I have set up so that Feedly autoposts to Discord.

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At least it’s supposed to. There’s a channel where Feedly will automatically post new posts into the Discord channel so that you will never miss a blog post. Because I’m nice that way.

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You’re welcome. Patty said, oh, has that not been working? They updated something on, like, December 22nd. Because that’s the last time it posted in there.

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And then I noticed, like, a week later, going, huh, that’s odd. It hasn’t been updating. What the hell? Oh, my god.

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Patty said, was it for all blogs or specific ones? The whole fucking thing stopped working. It is, I use Zapier, which has a bot that works in Discord. So you can automate it to do Discord things for you.

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Zapier is a program service that I pay for. Like, I pay for that. And I also pay for a professional Feedly account.

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So that I can hook them together and make them do this for me. Because I’m extra that way. Anyway, I got it to work again.

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So your, yeah. Your comment about things not working well. I was like, oh, yeah, speaking of.

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Bullshit. It was bullshit. I was pissed.

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But it works now. Mont says, so many blogs. There really are.

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They’re a shit ton. They’re a massive shit ton of blogs. I have a complete list of all of them.

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I know all our blog URLs. There are 64. 64 different blogs.

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You’re welcome. Patty said, damn. I know.

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This is why every time somebody’s like, there’s just not enough to do. I’m like, are you kidding? You’re kidding. You’ve got to be kidding.

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Right? Like, obviously, you’re fucking with me. That seems like you’re fucking with me. Don’t do that.

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Don’t fuck with me. Not for free. Also, go to suckpatrol.com because I put a new blog post on there.

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And Patty said, some of the ladies post borderline porn. Yeah. Most of us post borderline porn.

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We’re not supposed to cross the line into actual porn. It’s all supposed to be borderline. Anyways, so that’s my thing.

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Suckpatrol.com. Go read my current blog that’s on there. And leave comments on it because comments are love. You’re welcome.

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You’re not an innocent bean, Patty. I’ve seen your penis. So, of course, if you’re going to be making resolutions for yourself, years past, my advice has been to be very specific about what it is that you want.

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Yes, I did have to bring that up. Specificity is better than being vague. If your resolution is to get totally ripped, bro, great.

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Can we break that down into some sort of a metric that can be tracked so that you know if you’ve gotten totally ripped, bro? So it could be something like, see that one, I’d break it down into multiple little areas. And I’m about to tell you which areas it would be in. So if you want to become totally ripped, we’re going to be looking at your diet.

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We’re going to look at your exercise. We’re going to look at your cardio and your weightlifting. And we’re also going to be looking at your mental stamina and your ability to maintain what you’re doing going forward.

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And we’re going to work in some sort of a way to track all of this so that we know that you’re still continuing to make progress towards becoming totally ripped, bro. So be specific, be clear, and make your resolution a positive statement, not a negative one. Patty says, you mean I need to take more care to have mathematics define my life? Hey, mathematics is good, man.

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We stan a math nerd. Okay, so when I say that your resolution or your intention needs to be positive rather than negative. So if your resolution is something like, I hereby resolve that in 2026 I will never eat sugar.

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Oof, okay, never? Step one, strong language like never, should, ought to, must. Those are no-no words. Don’t use those words.

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Those are not the best for you. All right, Patty, I’ll see you later. Sleep well, baby.

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And two, by phrasing your resolution as something that you’re going to avoid, it’s so much harder to do that. For one thing, never is an absolute. And for another, avoiding all sugar for an entire year is impossible.

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Your resolution and intentions for the coming year or quarter or six months or however long you want to set your time span for, those resolutions are easier if they’re more positive. Because then you’re working towards something instead of trying to avoid something. Especially trying to avoid something that cannot be fucking avoided.

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If it’s got a carb, it’s got sugar. So if your resolution is to avoid sugar, how about if you make your resolution that you will eat a well-balanced diet that includes plenty of things like protein and carbs and healthy fats? Matt says, is there sugar in toothpaste? Yes. And he said, is murder positive? Girl! Depends.

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Okay, you have to keep it as simple as you possibly can, which is why I’m a fan of breaking them down into multiple small resolutions and small intentions. If your goal is something really, really big and complex, break that fucker down into steps, dumbass. I mean, I love you, but also set that, break that into steps.

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Keep it simple. And focus on your intentions repeatedly. So write them down and put them somewhere that you will look at them every single day.

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And hopefully not just let your eyes pass over them so that they become background noise. If you are neurodivergent and have ADHD, hey, it’s me. It’s really easy for things to just become kind of clutter.

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Just background. You stop seeing it. It stops being a thing that makes you go, ooh, look at that.

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So what you can do is set your screensaver to show you your intentions. You can try your best to build a new habit of paying attention to what your intention is for the year, which is also why making it simple is easier. It’s easier for you to remember.

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It’s easier for you to return to. Whatever it is that you’ve set your intention as, you have to actually make an effort to follow through on it. Your actions have to match your intention.

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If your intention is to get totally ripped, bro, and then you eat an entire pound cake, your actions are not lining up with what your intention was. So if you want to become healthier in the new year, see how that’s so much simpler? To become healthier in the new year, you’re going to break that further down into areas of your life. So think about it in terms of your spiritual life, your mental life, your work life, love, which includes family, relationships, and connections with people around you, your wealth, your financial goals, social, so community beyond romantic, physical, so health, fitness, exercise, and things that inspire you, that make you happier.

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So travel, creativity, adventures that you can go on. So if your goal is you want to be healthier, then you want to be healthier spiritually, mentally, physically, emotionally. You want to have a healthier work-life balance.

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You want to be healthier in general. So you’re going to focus on things like how can you be more open to adventure and creativity? How can you connect more with the people in your personal life and also in your more public life in a healthier way, right? So you can take your overarching goal, your intention for the year, healthier, totally ripped, bro. And then you break that down into these areas of your life.

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If you’re really deeply into astrology, you can break that down into 12 things, the 12 houses. Each house kind of represents an area of your life. And then I immediately forgot the 12 houses.

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Oh my God, my brain. I love my brain. I love I put in 12 houses and Google goes, oh, of astrology.

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Thank you so much. The 12 houses of astrology. And yes, all 12 of these apply to you.

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So self, your appearance, your body, your first impressions, your attitude, your identity, your approach to life, your money, your work, your income, your daily routines, your mind. So your education, what you think, the way that you monitor and control what your mind is doing, your home, which can include both your actual physical home, your family, your self care, what makes you feel happy and cozy and like content in your life. Romance, love affairs, play, creativity, health, fitness systems, and your work habits, your organization, and how you serve the world, relationships, marriage, business partners, your interpersonal style, how you interact with the world in a larger sense.

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It keeps on going. Your partners, your relationships, your sex life, your assets, your property, but especially it’s all things that are shared within a relationship. Usually travel, wisdom, philosophy, your higher education, your religion, your ethics, your career, your long term goals, your reputation and public image, your friend group, your humanitarianism, how you take care of the world and are taken care of in turn, your interactions with technology and the future goals for the future.

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And then healing, spirituality, your mental life, the subconscious, old age, things that are hidden, limiting beliefs. Sissy Addie said, Aries, and Maud is also an Aries. I see you over there, April birthdays.

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Addie said, if I do the horoscope thing, can I wait until March? Oh, so you are early in Aries, I see how that is. What you’re talking about is your sun sign, that’s very different from what the houses are. So these are areas of your existence in which you can narrow down and use as a guideline when making your intentions and your resolutions that you look at as the framework around which you’re building your resolutions.

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Hear me turning pages? Would I do research? What do you want to start with? Addie said, but aren’t the signs also called houses? Or is it a language thing? It’s not a language thing. There are 12 signs, there are also 12 houses. They don’t necessarily have to line up.

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If you know your birth time and location, when you do a birth chart, go to astro.com, by the way. The signs can shift around so that the signs are in different houses, but usually Aries is the first sign and rules the first house. Most of the time.

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But sometimes you wind up with Aries in a different house. For example, my Aries is located… where the fuck is my Aries? I swear I know what this is. It’s in here somewhere.

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I’ve done way too many fucking charts. You would think I would have all of the shit memorized. I’m a Sagittarius.

I know where it is. Aries… when I generated my chart, I didn’t put in where I was born. God, I’m a moron.

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Anyways, my Sun is in Sagittarius. I know that much. Addie said, too much to memorize.

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I know, there’s a lot to memorize. There’s so much to memorize about astrology. It’s complex, y’all.

There’s too much. Anyways, I’ll look that up later. Matt says, no you’re not, Ms. Harper.

You’re smart as fuck. Sometimes I memorize things, and other times I don’t. I don’t bother.

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I’m pretty sure I put the bot in all of my channels. If I didn’t, I will in this new chart. Oh, the time.

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Aries rules the second house in my birth chart. If you go to any of the Discord servers that I run, they should have the astrobot in them. You can go to the bot channel, and you can fuck around with it until you figure out how to make it give you your birth chart.

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There. My rising sign is Aquarius. I have entirely interocepted houses.

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Aquarius rules the first house. Aries rules the second. Because Pisces is completely inside the first house.

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It’s one of those fun and interesting things. Addie says, there’s a bot on Whore School. That much I know.

Hell yeah. You can go get your birth chart, but that’s not about setting intentions. That’s extra.

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Take your time when trying to figure out what you want in your life. Start from the less physical and work your way towards the more physical, general ideas about the world. Start with thinking about in terms of your spiritual life and your mental life, especially.

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What do you want to learn? Who do you want to be? What’s your ethics? What’s really, really, really important to you as a person? Not you as a person in a relationship, and not you as a person who, whatever it is you identify yourself as. That’s also important, but just you. You without any of these other extra identifiers tacked on.

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By the time you get up to looking at your work and your career and setting up goals for that, then you’re going to be thinking about you as a fill-in-the-blank, whatever your job title is. I think about myself as just me. Just Harper.

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Ta-da. Just Harper. This is just who and what and how I am.

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Ta-da. Then I also think about Harper as a sex worker. I am a phone sex mistress.

You can call me. You can talk to me about your dick. The goals that I have for myself are different than the goals that I have for my work.

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My goal for work can be to become even better at doing what I do. To expand listenership for Whoreschool. To expand the Whoreschool.net blog.

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To have more guests come on the show in order to expand my audience that way. To learn more about sex and sexuality. Is it possible to get a doctorate in this? Because I think that could be fun.

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Note to self, look into it. That’s what happens when I lay a book down on top of the keyboard. I sent you guys a plus sign.

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Sorry about that. I need more space. All of this is different from me as a creative person.

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Although it does overlap a fair amount. Sex and sexuality are a big part of how I express my creativity. But I also express my creativity through fine lace crochet.

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Because I’m a giant fucking nerd. I express my creativity through watercolor painting. Through singing sometimes.

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I express my creativity in a whole lot of different ways. So how do I express my goals for health and fitness? Keeping in mind that my goal for work is to expand my reach and get better at this. Then I can also have a goal.

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Six Pack said, weren’t you going to buy a guitar at one point? I already have a guitar. It turns out that steel string guitars are a pain in the fingertips to strum. The guitar is hanging on the wall behind me right now.

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He says, guitar mean. Guitar hurt fingers. It does.

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I have small hands. So the nylon string guitars, the neck on them is wider and I can’t reach all of the strings. So I had to get a steel string guitar.

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Because it’s more narrow and I can reach all of the strings. But because it’s steel string, it means it hurts more. And it turns out, I am a wimp.

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Also, I have long fingernails. You cannot play guitar with long fingernails. So, these are things that I learned by doing.

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I own a guitar and I don’t really play it. I don’t know if you can hear, but the wind is really picking up outside. It’s rattling the hell out of my windows.

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Hello, cold front. Where the fuck have you been? It was 80 today. It’s going to be 50 tomorrow.

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What the shit? Anyways. So, when you’re making your intentions, start broad and then work your way down. Addie says, the fingernail is confusing to me.

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Some people say it helps and some say it gets in the way. The thing that I was using to learn was like, yes, with the tip of your finger, I’m pressing down. And honestly, because my hands are small, in order to reach all the way across, some of them, like the top string, whatever the fuck that one is, I can’t press directly down on it.

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My hand’s not big enough. Not unless I do something disgusting to my wrist and then that hurts too. Motherfucker.

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But yeah, I’ve broken my fingernails on the fucking guitar, so I’m not interested in doing that anymore. I can play a ukulele though, because that’s much smaller and has nylon strings. The chat’s giving me recommendations for new guitars.

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I have a Fender. I have a Fender guitar. I can’t fucking play.

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Make me cry. Okay, so start big with your goals. Start large.

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Large. And then break them down into smaller and smaller action steps that you can work on, on a half-year, quarterly, monthly, weekly, and daily basis. I promise you, if you start hyper-granular right at the very, very beginning of making your goals, you are going to psych yourself out.

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Okay? If your goal is to become totally ripped, bro, and then you start out by saying, I’m going to only have this many calories, and I’m going to work out every day, and do this list of exercises, dear god, man, I’m tired. And that’s not even my goal. Start with, I’m going to be healthier.

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I’m going to live a more healthy, balanced lifestyle in 2026. And then, so in one year, I will have, what? Do you want to lose weight? Do you want to gain muscle? Do you want to be able to do a bench press at a certain weight? Like, what? Make it specific. Not just be healthier, but make it a specific thing that you can keep track of.

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And he says, gain booty! Whose booty? Yeah? Yeah? I can gain booty. Come here. See, I’ve gained your booty.

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So, make it specific. Make it something that you can keep track of. And set a goal that’s relatively reasonable.

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So, if you currently can do a bench press with 150 pounds, then you can say that by the end of the year, you want to be able to bench press 200 pounds. I have no idea if that is a reasonable jump or not, but it’s a jump of 50 pounds, which means you want to jump by 25 pounds at the 6-month mark, which means at the 3-month mark, you want to have added a whole 12 pounds. Gosh.

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And all of a sudden, that seems so much more doable, doesn’t it? Because then we break that down into by months. You’re only adding like 4 pounds per month, which is a pound a week added to your bench press. Now, that’s doable.

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But if you had started off with, I’m going to add 50 pounds to my bench press, buddy, I hope you have someone spotting for you because I think you’re about to hurt yourself. You can’t do a 50-pound jump, but a 1-pound jump every week, that you can do. And it’s really annoying because I have to lose weight, but also gain weight, right? You’ve just got to shift it around wherever it’s located in your body.

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This works. Hormones help a lot because it changes where on your body the fat is distributed. And if you have too much testosterone and not enough estrogen, if you flip those around, the hormones go, ah, I see what you’re doing here.

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You want an ass and tits. And then those hormones will take two or three years, years, multiple years, but eventually it does happen. It’s not instant.

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If you want really big tits, add progesterone. Progesterone will give you boobies. And also pay attention to the genetic women in your family.

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If none of them have big boobs, you probably won’t either. There’s only so much hormones can do. They’re working with whatever it is your genetics says.

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He said, I don’t know what the deal is with my body, but it’s like, bitch, I do what I want. You may need to go up. You may need to increase your dose.

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And also, I’m not kidding, two or three years before you start to see really big, noticeable, nice changes. Years. It’s a pain in the ass.

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And you might just be one of these sweet girls who’s got a flat ass and tiny titties. It happens. You can go buy some tits and get a Brazilian butt lift.

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That’ll give you an ass. What’s this? I have a tiny booty. I have an enormous ass.

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Not enormous. I’m trying not to put myself down. I got a nice butt.

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I have an hourglass figure. I have a nice ass. I got big boobs, too.

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I got to tell you, the red dress, I’m so glad I don’t have to wear that red dress anymore because it was tight as shit. So once you think of the areas of your life you want to improve, spiritual, mental, physical, emotional, so mental, you’d be mental health and also your education. So you can break that into two different areas easily.

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You want to make sure that your spiritual health and what feeds you, like what is keeping your soul lit up, what makes you happy in the world, what brings you such bliss and joy that makes getting up in the morning and doing all of this shit worthwhile. I already said money. That’s a whole different area.

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What are you using the money for? That’s closer to what, like why? Why do you get up? Why do you exist? Why do you do shit? Your raison d’etre, right? Your reason for being. Why are you here? What are you doing? That, what is your driving force? And one says, I do it for the laughs. So when you’re doing your soul, it can be religious.

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It can be just because it makes you happy, because it feeds something in you. For me, it’s helping people, community, reaching out to people and helping make their lives better. And I guarantee you, after you call me, your life will be better.

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Making the world better, one orgasm at a time. Like, hell yes. I used to sell fine jewelry.

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It’s really hard to convince yourself that when all you’re doing is selling fucking diamonds, that you’re making the world materially better. You know? But this job? Oh, yeah. People are less stressed after they talk to me.

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They’re happier. They’re way more relaxed. And I obviously made the world better, one person at a time.

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It’s also why, oh, hey, Kylie. Welcome to the show tonight. Sup, girl? It’s also why I volunteer with an animal rescue, making the world just a little bit better.

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Slowly pushing that boulder up the hill. Let’s go, Sisyphus. You gots to, right? Find something that lights you up and then do that.

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And if you can manage to make it into something that you actually do for a living, dude, highly recommend. Highly recommend. It makes your life amazing.

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To say, not only do I make the world better, but it pays my bills. Fuck yes. Love that.

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I wish that for everyone. That you can find something you do for a career that is both awesome and fulfilling and pays you well. Hell yes.

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So, think about what makes you you and what makes you happy and what brings you that fire in the heart and the soul and how can you do more of that. So, contemplate that and that becomes your goals. Think in terms of actual, real world actions you can take to make more of whatever it is that is bringing you that peace, happiness and joy.

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Right? So, I really enjoy teaching a lot, but obviously, whore school. So, in 2026, I’m going to teach more. I’m going to teach more.

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I’m going to do crochet classes. I’m going to teach people. I’m thinking about doing a lecture series with the local library on sex education for adults.

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Whore school is going in person. Thinking about it. I’ve got to figure out how that’s going to work.

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But, yeah. How can I make this more? I want to do more of this. So, on the mental side, what do I want to learn? How do I want to push and expand my mind into the world? So, I’ve decided that because I really like crochet a lot, I’m going to learn Irish crochet.

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It’s a variation of crochet. It’s more complex. Which… That pleases me.

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I’m going to learn Irish crochet. And I’m going to work on my watercolour skills. And I’ve got this idea.

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And I don’t know if it’s going to work. But I think I should be able to take crochet and then prepare it the way that one would a canvas for painting on. And then I think I can paint it.

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I think. So, yeah. I’m going to work on that.

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That’s going to be fucking awesome. Right? How cool is that? For work, my career, I’ve got to write more. I’ve got to blog more.

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I’ve got to record more audio clips. I’ve got to get out there more. And so, I’m trying to be way more active on social media.

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Which sucks, because I hate social media. It sucks the soul right out of me. Boo.

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But I’m trying to figure out ways to do that in a smarter way. In a smart and easy… Yeah. How can I not drive myself absolutely crazy? Addie says, use the machines.

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I found a service called Buffer that will let me schedule tweets and things. Tweets and blue sky posts. So, that’s kind of awesome.

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I’m down with that. So, I’ve been using that. I keep forgetting.

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I need to go fill that up again. Boo. I also got this really cool planner that I’m using, which I’m sure you can hear me turning the pages of.

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All of this stuff is out of this planner, because it’s a really great planner. And so, I’m going to be using this planner in order to keep track of what I’ve written, what I’ve recorded, make sure that I stay on top of what my goals are for advancing my work stuff. I want Whore School to go big.

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I want more people to read my stuff, because I’m a great writer, frankly. I’m awesome. I don’t know if you were aware of that, but I actually am.

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And you should read everything I’ve ever written, ever. I’m hilarious. Yeah.

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So, all of that. So, in terms of family relationships, I, oh, God. It’s complex.

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Some parts of my family have decided to lose their everlasting fucking minds and gone a little, uh, politically inconvenient. I don’t know if you can tell or not, but I’m extremely liberal, and they aren’t. So, I have to find a way to navigate that.

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God, what a pain in the ass. I’m still working on that. I know what I want.

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I’m working on how do I get to what I want. What I want, I might not be able to have. And he says, you’re a liberal? The horror! I know, right? A socialist! Yeah.

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Yeah. I’m also ordained in the Church of Spiritual Humanism, which is another area of conflict with some portions of my family. Spiritual Humanism? Sounds like devil worship, talk to me! Okay, sure.

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Yeah, that’s definitely what’s going on there. Kylie’s like, I like humans. You know what? I’m very, very introverted.

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The MBTI says I’m an INFJ. I like the theory of humans. So, like, wealth? It’s very closely related to the career stuff.

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Because one leads to the next, right? So, my goals for wealth is more savings. Duh. Come on.

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Social. Also very closely related to the soul stuff. Because a lot of the soul stuff leads directly to social connections, community, and fun.

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What feeds my soul is teaching. I’m going to teach crochet classes. That’s very social.

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I want my social stuff frequently has an element of service to it for me. Because I find just hanging out with people a little awkward and odd. I have some friends, and we used to do game nights, and so we can bring back game nights, that would be fabulous.

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But a whole bunch of people have fucking moved, you little shits. Fuckers. They left, you bitches.

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So, we need to expand our social groups so we can have game nights. Damn it. It’s exhausting.

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Kylie said, Having quit a job I hated, I found I don’t have to spend as much to medicate myself with dopamine. Instead, I can just be happy. Yes.

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Yes. When you don’t have to fight as hard to get to a place of contentment, when you can just exist within it. Oh.

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So much less expensive. Fewer drugs. So, my physical fitness, I need to walk more, I need to exercise, I need to walk the dogs.

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I was watching a TikTok, and I know. Look, a lot of research starts there, and then you go find more information. So, I was watching this fitness person, who’s actually really nice, Liam, on TikTok, and he was saying that one of the best predictors for your health is your activity level, and the more active you are, the more healthy you’re likely to be.

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I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but I am often available for calls and sessions Monday through Saturday from 9am to 9pm. I gotta get a treadmill. Like, that’s the only solution I could think of.

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I’ve gotta get a treadmill, so that in between calls and sessions, I can walk on a treadmill. Right? I’ve gotta. It makes sense.

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I’ve gotta increase my activity level, but I also still need to be available. Fuck. Fuck.

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I think that’s what I have to do. And then, travel, creativity, and adventure. God.

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Travel? In this economy? Thoughts on treadmill erotica. Yeah. All the audios I create are going to have little vroom vroom going on in the background.

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The droning buzz of the treadmill going. Get used to it, bitches. You’ll learn to jerk off to it.

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It’s fine. The biggest problem I had with taking calls is I’m really terrible with using short periods of time, and if it’s unscheduled short periods, I’m even worse. You have to get used to it, and you have to develop a certain kind of discipline around it.

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Because otherwise, yeah, you are absolutely going to fuck yourself over. Because brains suck at that. It’s terrible.

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So, I’m thinking the creativity part, that’s going to be pretty easy. Because, again, I’m planning to learn Irish crochet. And Irish crochet is often a matter of motifs that you put together rather than a specific pattern for a finished thing.

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So there’s a ton of creativity within it. Once you learn how to make the motifs, then you have to put them together. The way you want them to be.

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So that’s creative. My plan to explore painted doilies? That’s also intensely creative. I think I can do it, though.

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I don’t know if I can paint watercolor on it, though. Or if it would have to be acrylic? Hmm. Or ink.

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Anyway. And then adventure. Well, you know, I might be able to tie that back around and link into the social stuff.

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This previous section. Physical for adventure and also social by doing, like, maybe there’s a group around here or something that does nature walks. That could be fun.

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Maybe there’s a rock hound group that goes and collects rocks. That’d be awesome. Or there might be local foraging groups.

Ooh, I would fucking love that. That’d be awesome. So that would be social and physical and feed my inspiration.

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Oh. So this is what I mean when I say you go through each of these steps and stages and you look at them and you apply your creativity. You apply your brain to it.

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Because at first you might think to yourself, travel, creativity, and adventure. I got nothing. No.

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No. I just came up with some really great ideas that are definite things that I can work up into. Really awesome goals.

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So the goal for the first three months of 2026 is going to be find social groups doing foraging, rock collecting or rock hounding, and nature walks. There’s gotta be something. Right? And if there isn’t, maybe I’ll make one.

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Dang it. Sure. I can do that.

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Maddy says, rocks are pretty. The area I live in? Tons of petrified wood. Tons of it.

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So that’s a goal. I have a goal right there. And it covers multiple areas of life.

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Kylie says, I know a group that does foraging, but you need an introduction. Also, we’re in different parts of the country. I gotta be local.

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So when you’re making your goals, your resolutions, break it down and do a lot of thinking and contemplating first to determine for yourself what’s most important to you in those areas. Ooh, Demi owns me says, I do dog walking at a local shelter and I get exercise, feel good about helping others, and also meet new friends. That’s a good goal.

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That is fabulous. The local animal shelter also has dog walking where you can go and sign up and you just walk the dogs. That’s, I can do that.

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Huh. Alright. Note to self.

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Mott says, community garden Ms. Harper. Hell yes. Fuck yeah.

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See? There’s tons of things that can help get you out of that isolated gotta be alone wolf bullshit mindset. Because we’re humans. We’re intensely social.

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We’re not made to be alone like that. That’s why social stuff is one of the major areas of life to keep in mind when making your resolutions and your intentions. So, for me I’m not gonna have a single word to define 2026 because I can’t have you met me? One word? The word of the year? Ugh.

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No, I’m gonna have a fucking phrase. Kylie says, the big problem I have is I’m planning on moving some kind of between areas. I am so fucking tempted to move.

It was 80 degrees here today. I gotta move somewhere further north. This is shit.

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I don’t wanna move. Boo. Anyway.

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So, I think that my major intention for 2026 is to move with mindfulness and deliberation through the world as I make the world a better place. How do you say it? 80? That’s cute. Yes, but you’re in the southern hemisphere.

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You’re in summertime. It’s supposed to be winter here. This is winter.

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I’m in the northern hemisphere. It’s supposed to be cold. It’ll freeze by Tuesday.

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If I had a time machine first off, there’s a whole bunch of people who would suddenly cease to exist. That’s just number one. And number two, I would track down all the people who started that whole climate change isn’t that big of a deal and I would beat them to something not nice.

Like I would I would abuse a time machine is what I’m saying, okay? It’s not a big deal. It was 82 yesterday. In December.

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So luckily gaining access to a time machine is not a realistic goal. So everyone can just relax. You know, just breathe deep and be happy that I don’t have access to a time machine.

Or, you know, just be sad that I don’t have access to a time machine because I guarantee I can make the world better. Okay, Whore School is adult sex education. I got big goals for 2026.

That’s right, bitches. Said lovingly. Check out Whore School dot net.

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That is the blog for Whore School. Every week I will post about what the coming week’s episode is going to be because I have January all planned out already. That’s right.

This planner is all ready. Awesome. It’s already paying dividends.

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Brace yourselves. Good stuff’s coming. Remember you can find me on Twitter or X, Enchantrix Harper.

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No I. I’m also on Blue Sky Harper or Enchantrix with an I. Come join me on Discord. There’s a link to join Whore School in the show description or you can go to Enchantrix Empire Discord dot gg slash Enchantrix Empire and join that server or you can join Enchantrix Empire dot net because that’s our bespoke social network and it’s way less shitty than other social networks. So now you know where to find me.

You can also call me 800-601- 7259. When you call ask for Harper and remember I’m not usually up this late. I’m not a night owl.

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Thank you all for listening. This has been Whore School. Please wash your ass and I will see you all again next week.

 

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