WS 513 Cum Eating Humiliation

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WS 513 Cum Eating Humiliation

 

When Ms Harper decides to talk about a very specific niche fetish, you wind up with a lecture on evolutionary biology, hormones, and why some people develop fetishes and others don’t. Cum Eating Humiliation is a niche fetish, so brace yourselves: there’s a whole section on brain anatomy and fetish formation in this episode! Ever wondered why you’re into what you’re into? Why do you get turned on by that? The answer is both complex and really simple: human behavior is the software running on the most kludged up ad hoc assembly of ancient hardware you’ve ever seen. It’s a wonder that more of us aren’t weirdly kinky, honestly. Learn more with Whore School!

 

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Here we go! Whore School is live. Adult sex. Ah, education.

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If you are a member of our Enchantrix Empire Discord server, then you know you can jump in and join the radio station channel before I go live, which means sometimes you can listen to me play with the soundboard and abuse the shit out of myself. Literally. Why is it so funny? I don’t know.

It just is. Fuck it. I’m running around posting the, uh, hey the show is on notification, um, everywhere.

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Posting, posting, posting, posting. Okay, there and there and there and there. Yeah, that’s good enough.

Fuck it. Put it in my fuck it bucket. All right, there we go.

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So far, over here in the Enchantrix Empire Discord server, which you are free to join anytime you want to, I’ve got Goddess’s little giggle slut, Kali, the sweet girl, Mint Oovy, who has changed his icon to a red bear in bondage, and the prisoner to K-Marie. Excellent. I also have a cat in my lap, so if you hear her, she’s just my co-host.

That’s all it is. Hi. Hey.

Hello, kitty kitty. Okay, bye. Little fucker.

I also have added this sound. You’re welcome. Life is short.

It’s important to amuse oneself. If you have, uh, Nitro and you join other voice chats, you can often use sounds from other servers if it’s enabled. Um, none of the servers I’m in have sounds, or if they do, they’re not enabled for us to use because they’re boogers.

Prisoner said the cat is waiting for the dog to let its guard down so she can attack. The dog thinks that that is very true. He is currently, he’s half chihuahua, so of course he’s buried underneath the blankies, as one does when one is chihuahua, or mostly chihuahua, and so every time the cat walks on the couch near him, he has to object.

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Loudly. Sadly, it’s true. Prisoner said the dog is paranoid for a good reason.

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Yes, because when she was a kitten, she practiced her hunting skills on him. Hey, Addy. And I know for a fact that one night he was coming up the doggy stairs to get into bed like he does every single night and he’s just do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do and she was waiting for him on the bed and she waits until he’s between steps and she just fucking like wwe wrestle launches herself off the top rope full tackle and body slam like just frrrr took him out.

Hey Miss Sasha, I’m telling the story of my cat attacking my dog. Took him out off the top rope just and ever since then he’s terrified of her. She was just a little kitten, but she caught him perfectly right between steps.

She was like, I’m a mighty lion. My gazelle prey on the Serengeti. And she just took him to the ground.

It was really funny. I shouldn’t have laughed, but it was really funny. She was very proud of herself.

Now she’s like, I don’t know why he won’t be friends with me. Hey, Chicago, I didn’t see when you joined, but I see that you did. Move her a smidge.

Hey Sasha, your microphone’s on. Don’t make me play with the soundboard because I will. This is what I do when people are like in one of the voice chats, but nobody else is in there.

I pop in and I fuck around with the soundboard for a while until they go away. I could just move them. But it’s funnier to mess with the soundboard.

No worries, Miss Sasha. It happens to everybody. You join and you don’t realize that, hey, you’re on a live mic.

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All right, we’re discussing an actual topic tonight other than the antics of the furry little bastards I share my house with. We’re going to talk about cum eating humiliation. And if you were in the server earlier, you saw that one of my little cum sluts was asking how to join the show tonight.

And now he’s not here. But don’t worry, I sent him a direct invite. Hey, Tina, you’ve also joined us.

And Mint! Minty. Minty fresh. Nice.

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Prisoner said one of the biggest laughs my father had was watching a kitten get the better of an adult terrier that snarled and snapped at the kitten, only for the kitten to launch itself at the terrier snout. Hell yes. A giggle slut said that doing this in Discord makes it so much easier to join the live shows.

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You just tap one button and then you open up the chat and you’re like, boom, you’re right there. It’s all on one screen. It’s faboo.

Especially if you’re on a computer. If you’re on a mobile device, it’s less. The chat takes up the whole screen.

But that’s because you’re on a mobile device. So I was in one of the servers that I am a member of on my private side because I support their Patreon and they had a voice chat last night. And every time I joined one of their voice chats, I’m like, God damn.

These people, they’re so much more popular than I am. They’ll have like 600 people in a voice chat. Crazy.

Don’t worry, it’s not everybody all talking at once. They very carefully moderated and only let a few people have speaking privileges at a time, which is nice. Prisoner says popularity is fleeting.

Yeah, but it’s also, um, money. Um, I, this is just because I’m the kind of person who does this. I got interested in the statistics for our podcasts.

I know completely off topic. That’s just how I roll. Did you know that just on the Spreaker website, you can look at if you have podcasts, you can look at the number of podcasts.

So Get Girly, since its inception, and it’s only got one episode up as 173 listens, which damn, that’s pretty good. Cause it, our, we did our first show August, uh, 10th. So it hasn’t even been up, um, two solid weeks yet.

That’ll be tomorrow. It will have been two whole weeks. So that is real fucking good.

No wait, Get Girly’s at 173. I was on the wrong line. Not 160.

That’s fucking neat. That’s so cool. Um, this thing is currently showing me, oh, like a whole month’s worth.

Well, what if I change this? July, August 10th. There, it’ll be just two weeks worth. So in the same two week period, I, Whore School, have had 2000 listens.

And no, I’m not even the most popular podcast in the Enchantrix Empire universe. So talk radio, Enchantrix radio. I’m popular, but I’m not too popular.

I’m not popular enough to get like snooty about it. Oh, Google Sluts said these shows feel really nice. Not too big, somewhat direct, kind of like an actual convention just with a buffer.

It’s nice. He said, no one look at the what, what in the butt episode stats, please. Don’t make me go look at it.

Oh, it can’t possibly be that bad. Just in the last two weeks, Femdom Fridays has had 435 listens. Although I will absolutely click on it and then go look at it because it does break down all the way to, um, like, it’ll tell you what the most popular topics are.

The cat is screaming. The popular topics, uh, number one topic, coerced feminization. What, what in the butt is number three.

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Well, hello, Poopy. Look at you pushing that right on up there. So yeah, I can drill down and look at all sorts of statistics on here.

I like looking at what’s popular on, um, Whore School, which is why I know, I know what’s popular on Whore School. In the past two weeks, How to Size a Bra is very popular. So it’s distance domination, the sissy pageant episode, feminization and emasculation, easy feminization, small penis humiliation, erotic storytelling.

Oh, that one’s popular. That’s nice. See, I go look at it for just a month back.

It changes. Sissy pageant, feminization, emasculation, how to size a bra, how to pick a sex toy. Usually, yep, there we go.

Whore School number 91, Sissy Games, sissification, coerced feminization, and the sissy fetish. Yep. Top 10.

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So even, oh, episode 42 is way up at the top too. Damn. All right, y’all.

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Even the old episodes still get some air time. It’s so good. Poopy said I skewed the stats on that one.

No reason. It happens. And he says, like, which old ones? Well, number 13 is Cuckold, and it’s gotten in the last month.

Where did it go? Well, 72, episode 72, female superiority and female-led relationships, 14 people have listened to. Episode 14 is at 12. That’s back when I wasn’t even on the good microphone yet for, like, the early, early episodes.

Episode 15, coerced by or gay, sissy feminization and gender fluidity has 19. It’s pretty good. The sissy pageant episode is pretty popular.

So the sissy stuff, sissy topics are very popular, which is why I was like, we need to do a sissy podcast, thus Get Girly, which yes, will be back. There’s going to be more of Get Girly. Don’t worry, we’re not going to leave y’all hanging, whimpering and crying, sobbing, because you want more sissy content.

Yeah, we’re going to do more for you. We have a spreadsheet with hosting set up. On September 14, I expect you to join us again.

Miss Krista is going to be discussing the upcoming sissy pageant for you guys. The 14th is past the deadline though, so don’t think that you still have time. You do not.

You have until September 12 to register for and get all of your stuff done in the sissy pageant. And if you do not have your stuff done, you don’t get the chance to win. Remember that our sissy queen is going to be awarded both the title and all of our adoration and 60 minutes of free phone sex with one of the sissy mistresses.

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Miss Sasha said, I’m hosting on November 11th. Oh, I’ve got the spreadsheet open right here. You are the 9th, 11, 9, November 9th.

And it looks like you haven’t decided what it’s going to be. It’s going to be fun either way. I don’t have a topic firmed up for that.

See, there’s a lot of planning that goes into making these sorts of things, making these fun events happen. Yay. Giggle Slut went shopping today for items of clothing to try and put together some outfits.

Hell yeah. Poovy says he’s done with his answers, but waiting to do pictures. And Giggle said goddamn women’s fashion is a nightmare.

Yes. That’s why the first half of how to size a bra was basically me going, fuck you, fashion designers, you little shits. On account of fuck those assholes.

Why are they mean? Terrible. Yeah. There’s no such thing as unified sizing.

It’s not standardized at all. He feels that I might be second guessing being trans. Giggle You know what? That’s fair.

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Women’s clothing really is a nightmare. Giggle Kelly says I started listening around episode 475 and listened to like 75 episodes going backwards. That’s still a lot because each one is an hour long.

And I go back and I redo topics because I know nobody’s going back that far. Jesus criminy poopies. There’s 513.

This is the 513th episode, I think. No, I don’t expect. I mean, you can if you want to.

You’re going to hear some things. You will hear some things. You will hear in the first episodes, a shitty microphone.

You will hear that I didn’t know how to edit audio yet. Um, you go back far enough, you’ll hear the dog when he was a puppy. Because he was kind of stupid.

You will hear lots of cats. You will hear a cat that’s not around anymore. Her Highness.

Her kidneys got her in the end a couple years ago. That’s the cat. You’ll hear my Shih Tzu, the Empress, because she would sit right next to me on the couch and snore so loud.

And every time I was in any form of a group chat or anything like for work, a work meeting, they’d be like, what’s that sound? My dog. Are you sure? It sounds like you’re farting. That’s the dog.

The dog is doing that. Everyone should have a Shih Tzu in their life. Something about those little brachycephalic assholes.

They’re just, I love a Shih Tzu. They’re so good. They’re so good.

He says to Harper, blaming the poor dog, given that she would do it consistently for an hour. My poor asshole. Yes, Pam, you can sit on my lap.

Good girl. All right, bye. She’s like, I’m just going to come over here and sit on you and yell at you for a minute, and then I’ll leave.

Jerk. We’re talking about cum eating humiliation tonight. I’m going to start you off by talking to you about erotic humiliation.

First, erotic humiliation is one of those little kinks and fetishes that goes well with everything. And I fucking love it. How to briefly explain this.

Hey Kylie, I saw your face pop up. I was like, I know that girl. Hi girl.

Hi. Okay. Your brain on a basic level, on a level below conscious thought, your brain itself cannot tell the difference between a real threat and an imaginary threat.

This is because we think in symbols most often. We have a highly symbolic brain that doesn’t really do concrete logic. Not very well.

We do it pretty okay when we’re thinking, but when you’re just sitting around kind of existing, your brain does not logic real well. Object permanence is one of those benchmarks for cognitive development for a reason. So your brain is bad at recognizing the difference between a real tiger and an imaginary tiger.

And this is where things like anxiety comes from. It’s because on a biochemical level, your brain cannot tell the difference between, Oh, I’m scared because there’s actually something dangerous. And, Oh, I’m scared because I thought a scary thought and freaked myself out.

Look, brains are assholes. Okay. We all have one.

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It is a lump of salty tapioca inside our skulls, vividly hallucinating and making guesses about what’s going on in the world. When you, human being, went through puberty or any major hormonal change or perimenopause or menopause or got older, or just something changed in your soup, your brain soup, your brain relies on the soup that it is soaking in to help it be sane. And sometimes our soup gets a little unbalanced.

Mental illness is a thing and an awful lot of people suffer from it or enjoy it greatly. Google said, sometimes I wish I could just tell my brain it’s being a dumb ass and have it believe me. And Poovie said, not that, but it would be nice if we could tell our brains to take five once in a while.

Right? Like, you know what? I would just, I want my brain to go touch grass. Just fucking calm down, you little hallucinating shit. Meditation can help if you’re relatively stable in the first place.

If you are currently not very super duper stable and or your brain is doing mean things to you, don’t try meditation. That only brings your conscious mind and your unconscious mind into closer contact. And it can mean that your unconscious mind, which is currently enjoying a rubber rumpus room and running around chewing on all the wires, it’s just going to drag your conscious mind along with it.

It’s called a psychotic break, sweaty. We don’t like that. So meditation, if you’re already stable, is super helpful.

And if you are stable, you should meditate so that you can learn how to think your way through an emotional state. Otherwise you’re just at the mercy of whatever the fuck your brain soup is doing to you. And this is why humiliation sometimes leads to boners.

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Your brain is running homo sapien version five on homo neanderthalus version one. Hardware. Yup.

We’re running very advanced software on very, very old hardware. Sometimes that hardware has stuff hardwired into it. So your endocrine system, your amygdala sitting in there, the lizard brain, and it’s called that because it really closely resembles physically what a lizard brain looks like.

If you’ve ever taken any comparative anatomy class, then you know what a brain lizard brain looks like. You have that inside your head. We call it the amygdala.

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It’s way in the middle of your brain. And its job is to react to things. To often react to a threat.

And unfortunately, it’s a very, very old piece of your brain. It was designed and made and evolved to respond to things happening around you and tell you whether or not you need to duck or run or square up and fight. That’s its entire job.

Are we going to freeze? Are we going to run away? Are we about to fight? What are we doing? And so it’s making snap judgments. So every time you’re startled, that part of your brain goes, ah, here’s the response we’re going with today. Sometimes the response it chooses in modern human life is less than stellar.

Less than useful. Yeah. Kegelslott said sometimes my brain tries to protect me from scary things I literally made up.

Yeah. Sometimes your brain misinterprets things that are going on around you. You ever see something out of the corner of your eye and jump? You’re like, ah! And it turns out it was like your partner walking in the room and they’re like, calm down.

I live here too. You ever do that? Yep. Thank you.

Thank you, lizard brain. You little shithead. Stupid brain.

It’s because your brain is, it saw movement out of the corner of your eye and jumped to a conclusion. It was the wrong conclusion, but it jumped to a conclusion. We love that for us.

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Moving along a couple of stages of evolution. And we go from Neanderthalus to Homo habilis. Somewhere, I mean, Neanderthals probably also used sex and intimacy for social bonding, which is, we can extrapolate and assume that that probably happened.

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Probably, but Homo habilis definitely was doing that. And all the versions of Homo that came after that. We are Homo homo sapiens or Homo sapien sapien.

I don’t know. Depends on how gay we’re being. Homo sapien sapien.

So we start being able to have sex recreationally, optionally. Optionally. Oh yeah.

Most mammals, when it’s time for them to have the sex, they cannot do it just because they want to. They cannot make the conscious decision of, oh, I’m going to masturbate or let’s have sex. They can’t just decide it’s time.

It is based on, so most mammals go into heat. The females go into heat or estrus. Their body chemistry has changed.

Their hormones have shifted. And now they’re like, and now I’m ready to fuck. It is time.

Males will sometimes go into a state called must, or they’re just super duper horny. Their hormones have spiked. And now they’re like, I’m ready to breed all the time.

Time to go. Let’s do it. They don’t get to just, it’s time to fuck now.

If a female in heat or estrus is ready and a male smells them, the scent of the hormones that she’s giving off, trigger him to be able to be sexually active. Otherwise he’s not. But humans and our very close relatives, the chimps and bonobos, can pick and choose when and if we decide to be sexually active.

We’re not tied to an estrus cycle. We can fuck all day, every day, baby. Who said it’s great? It’s an evolutionary quirk that turned me into a kink monster.

Thanks, nature. Hattie says, I thought they could be aroused. It depends on the animal, but for the most part, no.

Like if they’re trying to, so this is disgusting and I’m so sorry, but it’s because I took a whole lot of animal behavior courses. If you’re trying to say collect from a male so that you can bank his sperm and use it in controlled, intentional breeding later, okay, you can tease him. You put him into a squeeze chute so that you don’t get kicked and you provide him with, it’s this bundle of cloth basically that’s been soaked in female hormones and you put that up near his head so he can smell it real good and then he will go, ah, it is time to breed.

Not consciously, of course, that’s just his body’s reaction to it and he will become aroused and then you can use a fake vagina. Basically, it’s a fleshlight for whatever piece of livestock you’re doing this to and then you can collect from him what he’s going to be making for you. It is not sexy at all.

I know it’s a little disturbing actually. So, Giggle said, I hate the visual I have now. You’re welcome.

I took way too many animal behavior classes. I’ve seen things. There’s a reason why we can do, basically it’s IVF for animals, especially for conservation efforts or for trying to get a wider degree of genetic diversity in them.

Back in the 80s and 90s, they were working on doing IVF on pandas because they were on the brink of extinction and a bunch of the zoos were like, okay, the ones that we have are all related and if we let them breed, we’re inbreeding and we’re going to start concentrating traits we don’t want into these animals and that’s bad. We need fresh genetics. And so, sometimes they would literally trade males and be like, okay, I will give you my male if you give me your male so we can have fresh genetics.

But once they figured out, and I’m using pandas for this example because it turns out collecting on a panda is really fucking hard to do. Once they figured out how to do that successfully and then how to, because if you sedate the female too much when you’re trying to get her to hatch, she will spontaneously not catch because you’ve stressed her too much. It’s a whole thing.

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Oh my God, it’s so complex. But it’s also a practice that’s often done for livestock. It’s cheaper and easier instead of having to keep a male of the species around for you to breed to.

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You can just go and buy some sperm. There you go. It’s pretty great.

So anyways, all of that. Human beings are not tied to an estrous cycle and we’re not tied to a heat cycle. We can have sex anytime that we fucking want, please.

This means the part of our brain that controls when we become aroused is not tied to any biological triggers. Like smelling something, it doesn’t normally just automatically cause you to become ready to have sex now. Right? Smelling the hair of somebody that you think is attractive does not instantaneously and now you’re going to fuck.

It doesn’t work that way. For most people who are, you know, capable of self-control, please be capable of self-control. However, we’re still mammals and sometimes it does happen that way and there is dick that we can do about it up to and including sometimes it’s all the same part of your brain.

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It’s all in the amygdala. The amygdala got hijacked at that evolutionary branch to be like, ah, and now also this is in charge of sexual arousal. And so it is the freeze.

Are you going to are you going to duck and freeze and not move? The flight. You’re going to run away. You’re going to fight.

Are we about to square up because you start a little shit out of me? Or the fuck response. It’s all the same set of physiological responses. Your blood pressure goes up.

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Your heart rate increases. Blood flow to the extremities increases, including to your genitalia. And keep in mind that part of your brain is not the smartest part of your brain.

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And sometimes you will respond with the fight or flight or freeze or fawn or fuck response to things that did not need that response. So you smell a pretty girl’s hair and now you’ve got a boner. It’s better than if you smelled her hair and all of a sudden punched her in the face.

Like I’m just saying, at least a boner is, you know, awkward, but way better. You’re more likely, though, to become anxious around her, to to feel self-conscious about yourself, to those are freezing and fawning responses are far more likely. You’re more likely to just freeze and not say anything at all and just be like, oh, right, because you’ve been put into that sort of a situation.

Think of it like an escalator of response. And running away and fighting or becoming argumentative are fairly advanced responses. Sometimes people, it’s not a literal, I’m going to throw a punch type of a fight.

It could become a verbal fight. It could become a confrontation. Oh, why? Why does that smell like that? You’re stinky.

OK, Mr. Awkward, just because you got a boner, just because you got a boner doesn’t mean you got to be mean about people. So that’s where humiliation comes from. Our brains cannot tell the difference between a metaphorical tiger and a real tiger.

And sometimes the response to a tiger is why am I hard? Because your brain is stupid. Literally, it’s a random roll of the dice. Might help.

Who knows? And he says, wait, more responses could happen simultaneously. I thought the body chose one and went with it. No, it is a random roulette.

And sometimes your brain goes, you know what, let’s try a little bit of column A and a mix them together and see what we get. Freeze and fawn often work together really well. Freeze, fawn, and fuck sometimes work together.

And that’s how you wind up with some of the submissive humiliation kink responses. Look like freeze, fawn, and fuck mixed together. Kewls says, I want to see someone who rolls freeze and fight at the same time.

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Um, that one’s gonna be somebody who holds really, really still. And then if you get too close to them, they lash out all of a sudden. Wee! Brains.

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Poofy said, thank goodness for that. Because I thought I was gonna have to fuck that tiger. All right.

Good night, giggle sluts. Go to bed. Sleep well.

Okay. So onto the come eating part. This one, we got to start with the role of a taboo and the humiliation fetish.

Things that are socially disadvantageous for us tend to result in people becoming either very attracted to it or very repulsed by it. There’s no real way to predict which direction people are going to go on the repulse attraction scale. And I deliberately said socially disadvantaged because logically, cold, solid fucking logic.

You eating your cum. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. It is sterile to you.

It came out of you. It’s sterile. You can eat that.

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It’s relatively benign. It’s just seminal fluid and some sperm. Oh, prisoner said, doesn’t past reactions tend to predict future reactions? Yes.

Absolutely. But sometimes your brain experiments and goes, you know what? Fuck it. And it’s not as if there’s a part of your brain that’s actually saying this sort of stuff and thinking rationally about this.

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It’s pure fucking random ass chance. Sometimes the brain just makes some shit up. Who the hell knows? So the only reason why cum eating is considered so, ew, icky, gross, taboo.

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It’s a learned reaction. It is a social reaction to it. It’s not because it is objectively bad for you.

There are some things that people like to get into sexually speaking, that one could easily say, that’s actually bad for you. Please don’t do that. I’m not going to tell you what they are.

Our payment processors would shit a brick. Addie is fighting for her life in the chat, by the way. Apparently she was watching trimming hooves and re-shoeing videos and the algorithm was like, you know what else you’ll enjoy? Let me show you something cool that had to do with a horse, a male horse who had a relatively common medical problem that sometimes male horses can have in its male parts.

Sometimes the algorithm’s like, yeah, this is related. You like this too, right? My eyes! Don’t question the algorithm. The algorithm gives and the algorithm takes away.

It gives you things to watch. It takes away your sanity. This is fine.

Yeah, it’s completely normal. Honest. So oftentimes things are considered deeply taboo and forbidden and we don’t talk about that.

We don’t discuss that and you’re not going to do anything about that. You’re definitely not going to admit that you got turned on by that. Not because there’s anything wrong with it.

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Objectively speaking, you’re not hurting yourself. You’re not hurting anyone else. There’s like, there’s no logical, rational reason for a thing to be considered so it’s a social thing.

It’s a societal thing. It’s our culture has decided. And frankly, we’re going to go back to one of my old favorite canards and honestly, fuck John Calvin, that shithead, and fuck the Puritans.

Because first up, they decided that anything that was pleasurable was a sin because it was taking you away from, I don’t fucking know, contemplating how miserable you are. Anything that is pleasurable that you create or chase after is taking you away from time to contemplate God and also from marinating in the sheer misery of your life so that you will welcome death with open arms. Apparently.

Fuck that shit. Masturbate. Although honestly, if you look at that picture of him, yeah, if anybody ever needed to crank one out, it was him.

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So come eating becomes a thing that is considered by most people, really humiliating because it’s icky. It’s gross. And I can’t believe you would want to do that.

When you were growing up, the people who were responsible for raising you in whatever format those people might happen to have taken spent an awful lot of time stopping you from putting things in your mouth. There are a lot of nerve endings in your lips and in your tongue. And there’s a specific developmental stage that all human beings go through where things go in your mouth.

You pick it up, like the grasp reflex is a like, that’s a first thing that happens real super early. The ability to grip it. And as soon as you can grip and hold on to a thing, it’s going in your mouth.

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It’s going in there. And if it’s in your mouth, your brain’s gonna go, can I swallow it? If yes, okay, swallow it. If no, okay, drool on it.

Explore it with tongue and lips. Touch it. What’s it taste like? What’s it feel like? Is it neat? Is it interesting? Probably is.

The people who are responsible for you spent a fairly large amount of time going, no, no. Uh-uh. Achy.

Gross. No. Ew.

And responding with varying levels of disgust to whatever it is you just stuck in your mouth. And it depends on what you managed to get into. If it’s a coin, don’t eat coins.

Those don’t digest, and eventually your stomach’s gonna fill up, and then you have a very expensive surgery. Don’t do that. If it’s unedible things, same thing.

If it’s something that is actually poisonous, yikes, don’t eat that. If it’s something that they themselves have learned is icky, gross, or taboo, they’ll pass it on along to you. No, that doesn’t go in your mouth.

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And so some young human beings at a certain stage of development have a strong habit of if it comes out of themselves, it’s going right back into themselves. Yeah. There’s a reason I’m child-free, on account of, that’s gross.

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So, yikes. Kelly says, CFFTW. Hell yeah, girl.

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Yeah. Okay. So then you start going through puberty.

Your brain. Your brain is basically in flux throughout all of the massive changes that are happening as you are growing and maturing and going through all the hormonal changes of puberty. As you transition from not ready for sex to proto-ready for sex, and then into actually ready for sex.

Your brain, when presented with a stimulus that provokes an arousal response, your brain is doing so much. So earlier, Prisner said, doesn’t your brain tend to repeat things? Like if you have one response, one time you’re going to have that response again. Yes, absolutely.

It’s because your brain is lazy and it’s going to go, ah, okay. In this situation, this response. Done.

Problem solved. Routine accepted. Next.

Because it’s got a whole lot that’s going on. And so this can be something as simple as sitting in a classroom and the teacher bends over and you see right down her shirt and boobs and you are like, boner. Right? And now you’ve got a thing for peeping down shirts and looking at boobies because boobies and now boobs and peeking in shirts and women who bend over and now you’ve got look down their shirt.

Whoa. There’s so many things that are going on there that have now become sexual triggers for you. It can be, um, some people going through puberty just become horny.

I don’t know. The wind blew wrong that day and now you’re horny. And then you hear the click, click, click of heels coming closer and closer and closer and stepping towards you and you feel like rising dread and rising horniness because you know, that’s that sexy lady in the sexy shoes and her legs are so hot and she always wears pantyhose and they’re gorgeous.

And now you’ve got a boner and now your brain goes great. Routine accepted. Next time you hear high heeled shoes, guess what you’re going to get turned on.

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And sometimes when you are horny and you make a mess and you look at your mess and the thought arises, I should eat that because honestly, we never really grow all the way out of the urge to stick things in our mouths. Look at all the things that are sitting on your desk, laying around yourself right now, or next on your bedside table or in your room in general. How many of those things have you had in your mouth? Can you close your eyes and imagine what does that feel like if I put it in my mouth? The odds are extremely good that you can, even if you’ve never put that in your mouth before your brain goes, ah, yep.

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I have an entire library of sensations that I’ve built up over an entire lifetime so that I can extrapolate. I bet I know exactly what that feels like. So like Poovy’s little vinyl bondage bear.

I bet I know what that feels like if I put it in my mouth. I know what Kylie’s hair ribbon would feel like if I pressed it against my lips. It looks like it’s satin.

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I love satin. Mmm, so sleek. Right? And so eventually you’re going to look at your mess and think, I wonder what that feels like? And the odds are extremely good that that’s going to, on one level, turn you on and on another completely different level, gross you out.

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Because cum eating is considered, ew, gross. But then again, you also watch porn, don’t you? In which women put a penis in their mouths and make him cum. And then they eat it.

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They lick it up and they swallow it. And on, again, the same set of responses. Wow, it’s fucking hot.

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Ew. Right? It’s that dichotomy that makes it hot. It makes it fun.

It makes it alluring and attractive. It makes you want it. But you’re also like, ew, grossed out.

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Repulsed by it. Put off by it. Because oh, no, no.

Ew. Gross. No.

Poovy said, I can take or leave eating my cum. Leaning towards not. However, the joy and delight I see in her eyes and hearing her laugh at my humiliation is fucking hot.

See? And everybody’s motivation for cum eating is slightly different. The cum eating humiliation, specifically though, it’s the humiliation part of it that is attractive. And the cum eating.

But mostly the fact that you’re playing with the erotic humiliation. The embarrassment of it. The fact that this is so forbidden.

It’s forbidden. It’s bad. It’s naughty.

It’s gross. I can’t. Oh, no.

And yet you really want to. You really need it. Right? So if you are fascinated by the idea of cum eating, but you haven’t quite been able to bring yourself to do it, don’t worry.

You’re not alone. First up, most men chicken out right at the end for a combination of reasons. Part of it is that you’re not supposed to put things that come out of your own body back into your body.

That your people who raised you to so much work to drill that into you to stop you from putting things in your fucking mouth. Desperately trying to keep your dumb ass alive long enough to grow up. Right? That’s number one.

Number two, in the vast majority of porn, you don’t see men create a mess, catch it in their hand, and immediately lick it up. Instead, the cum usually winds up on a woman or in a woman. It’s her problem to deal with and not yours.

There is an element, I’m going to say it, there’s an element of sexism to men’s hesitation to eat cum. It is seen as an inherently femme act. Miss Sasha says, yes! Very excited.

Right? It’s seen as an inherently female act to take cum and put it in your mouth or to have it put into your mouth by a man. Prisoners of sexism in porn? Really? I know, it’s shocking, right? But because it’s in porn, and pretty much everybody watches porn, and everybody winds up consuming this sort of idea, even if it is a passive, pervasive underlayer to the concept, right? Nobody has to say that out loud. It’s just a thing that’s in the porn that pretty much everybody picks up from it.

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Just sort of a la la la la la. Oh yeah, by the way, the only people I ever, ever see in porn with cum on their face are either women or effeminate men. And that’s it.

That’s it. When’s the last time you saw a big, hairy, bear-looking of a dude with cum in his beard? Tell the truth. Talk about some niche content right there.

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Luffy said, I’d be curious on how many men who turn their noses up at eating their own cum eat their boogers or chew their nails. See, I was trying to go all night long without talking about eating boogers. That’s one of the things that your parental units, the people raising you, definitely tried really hard to get you not to fucking do.

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There you go. Addie said, I don’t know if it’s because I’m bi or if it’s because I’m cool, but I think the straights are really dramatic about homosexual stuff. Like, dude, kiss the girl who just sucked you.

Stop being a little bitch. It’s the fact that they think kissing a woman, a man kissing a woman who happened to have just had his dick in her mouth is gay. You know what? You don’t even deserve, you don’t deserve one to have your dick sucked.

You don’t deserve the girl. You definitely don’t deserve to kiss her and I hope you die alone. Anyway, people, okay.

If you want to try a little cum eating, cum eating humiliation, or you want to find out how you can successfully get that load in your mouth, even if it’s just a tiny little taste, because I firmly believe that everybody should know what they taste like. I know what I taste like. Come on, stick a finger in, lick it.

Not that hard. Give me a call. I do this professionally.

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Also, I’m the mistress of the month for the month of August, which means you can add five minutes to every paid session with me all month long. Remember, it’s a 10 minute minimum. That means you’re going to get 15 minutes for the price of 10.

It’s $2.99 a minute, 10 minute minimum. Yes, it’s about $30 to talk to me. Very reasonable.

I spent more than that on Chinese food earlier today. It was delicious. Crab Rangoons.

Anyway, this is Whore School. Whore School is adult sex education. I hope I educated you at least a little bit.

I definitely educated you about my dog. Thank you all for listening and Whore School will be back again next week. Thank you all and a good night.

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