WS 510 Sissy Pageant

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WS 510 Sissy Pageant

 

Kicking off August with a bang, Ms Harper explains everything you need to know about the Sissy Pageant! From frequently asked questions to what sorts of images and interview answers she’s looking for (and which one gets weighed more heavily for her when it’s time to vote for the Sissy Queen.) Joined by Ms Hadley, you’ll love to hear what these Sissy Mistresses are looking forward to in the Sissy Pageant!

 

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When you hear the stinger, the stinger, you know that the show is on. This is Horse School. I am Harper.

You are listening. And if you’re not listening, how? How are you not listening? You should be listening. What the heck? Come over here.

Join the Enchantrix Empire Discord server because that’s where all the fun stuff happens. We’re going to be discussing the sissy pageant tonight. I’ve got to get all my links and whatnot sent to everybody.

Lord, there are so many places for me to post. Yikes. Yikes.

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Horse School is your adult sex education podcast airing live in the Enchantrix Empire Discord server on Sunday evenings from 11 to midnight on the East Coast, 8 to 9 on the West Coast. Time zones, points in between. I’m sure you can figure it out.

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I’m Harper. You can find me online. I’m at the Fetish Phone Sex blog.

I also have horseschool.net for this podcast where you can find information about upcoming podcast episodes as well as transcripts of past episodes. Pretty neat. Let’s see.

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I am a professional phone sex femdom mistress badass. And every… so basically you can call me for money. It is a 10 minute minimum, $2.99 per minute, unless it is your very, very, very, very, very first call, in which case it’s $20.

A whole $20 for you to call and talk to one of us. And all month long, it’s August. In August, I am the mistress of the month.

That means for every single paid session, voice, discord, chat, text, you get five minutes added on for free. That’s right. That means you can get a 15 minute call for the same price as a 10 minute call.

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You may not stack discounts, unfortunately. So for tonight, joining me for the show, I’ve got Addy, Flounder, because he’s Ariel’s pet. Flounder.

Anyways, goddess’s little giggle slut. Kylie Gable. Hey, Kylie.

Mint Pooverin, who does look very nice when he’s perfectly glazed. The Sneeze. The Sneeze.

And Tina. The Sneeze. That’s kind of an awesome name.

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Look at me, I am so efficient. I got all the introduction stuff and know where to find me in like three minutes. Yeah, god, I’m good.

All right, we’re gonna discuss the sissy pageant. Hang on. Baby.

Oh. Elderly dog. Hmm.

She’s old, y’all. The chat room is discussing Flip 7. Apparently that’s a game. I have not played that.

Nobody wants to play games with me. You can always tell when I lie, because I laugh. Who just joined? Somebody did.

Kylie, the sweet girl. Is that you? Hi, Kylie. Sweet thing.

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Oh, it’s a push your luck game. I would be continually pushing my luck. On account of there’s no other way to be.

Oh, Addy said she’ll play games with me. Hell yeah. And of course, Poovie’s like, I’m gonna kinkify it.

Yeah. You do seem like the kind who would enjoy pushing his luck. I found out today that every time I giggle, someone has a problem with their chastity device.

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All right, so the sissy pageant. I have had sissy pageant on the brain since the last one ended. The sissy pageant is what I hope will continue to be a yearly event that takes place in the world.

The sissy pageant is for sissies, feminization fans, trans women, trans men, gender nonconforming folks in general, and submissives that are very good and obedient and willing to play along. It is a celebration of all things fem, all things girly. You, let’s see, the most common issues that people sometimes have in the sissy pageant.

(6:47 – 7:35)
Trying to see who joined or left, and I’m not sure. Hello and or goodbye. So some people are worried that they have to show their face in the sissy pageant.

So you don’t. You do not have to show your face in the sissy pageant. You can choose to either wear a mask, to put something in front of your face.

Oh, prisoner joined. See, I was like, I don’t see anybody who’s super new. I don’t see a name I don’t recognize.

Yeah, it’s because it’s prisoner. Sup, homie. Hi.

So you do not have to show your face. You can if you want to. You don’t gotta.

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Giggle Slit said, Can I still join if I don’t technically consider myself a sissy anymore? Of course. Gender nonconforming people, people who are a little bit gender bindery, and even people who are completely cishet. Hopefully not entirely vanilla.

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If you’re vanilla, and you’re over here. Oh, honey, are you lost? What are you doing over here? Did you get lost? Giggle Slit says, nonconforming is the best way to describe my personality right now. Hell yeah.

Why conform? You can just, you know, not. Nah. Yeah.

I’m trying to remember other questions people have had historically in the past. Giggle Slit laughing at something in the chat room. Because nobody sent me in any questions.

Oh, boogers. Poovie said, you did imply I was filled with vanilla cream last night. Don’t think I didn’t catch that.

You were filled. And then earlier today, you were coated. Giggle Slit laughing.

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Tina says, still need to do a paid session this year? Yes, you do. You have to do a 30 minute session with one of the 18 sissy mistresses. There are 18 ladies that you can choose from.

And by wonderful coincidence, I’m one of them. Here, I will share an image. The sissy pageant mistresses.

Erica, Andy, Rachel, Everly, Sasha, Kali, or Kat. I can read. Me, Krista, Hadley, Becky, Audrey, Stephanie, K Marie, Bianca, Skye, Charlotte, Olivia, and Nina.

And of these ladies, let me see. Erica and Olivia are the hosts of the weekly hotspot. Ms. K Marie has a podcast on Tuesdays.

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Krista has a podcast on Saturdays, kinks and drinks. And Krista, Hadley, Becky, and myself, and Miss Bianca all participate in Femdom Fridays on Fridays, which is another live podcast. Sometimes Kat drops by.

Sometimes Miss Stephanie has been there. Audrey has been there. I believe Skye has been there.

Yeah. A whole bunch of people. Good.

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Giggle slit said, what? Miss Harper? A tease? The person to whom pulling a Harper as an idiom was created to mean leaving someone on teasingly because of something she did? Who could have predicted this? So I got that pulling a Harper is a direct reference to last year’s sissy pageant, because I kept on saying things like, and now we’re going to be announcing who won grand prize. The sissy queen, the best possible person, our number one, who got the most number of votes in about five minutes. I had so much fun teasing people.

It was so fun. Poover and said, I didn’t catch the whole statement about the pictures. You did say we can wear a mask, but can we blur our faces? Yes.

You can put like an emoji over your face. You can blur your face. Don’t edit it so that it just looks like you’re a faceless oval.

Like those are creepy. And they, they weird me out. Technically you can do that, but they’re creepy and they weird me out.

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You do, um, you will need an account on EnchantrixEmpire.net. Don’t worry. It’s free to join. And there’s a specific reason for that.

There’s, there’s a couple of reasons for it. We’ll let you in on some of the behind the scenes stuff going on. So you need an account on the EnchantrixEmpire.net because that’s where you’re going to post the pictures.

Now, why aren’t you putting it on Discord? Oh, well that’s easy. Discord chats get really fast and really disorganized and it is a pain in the butt to find and link to previous posts unless we set up a forum and then of course had to teach everyone how to use a forum channel on Discord. It’s a pain in the ass and I ain’t going to do it.

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So we have the EnchantrixEmpire.net. There’s a specific group on EnchantrixEmpire.net. And I just realized I didn’t check today to see if there were any membership requests. So let me do that real quick. Um, it’s really easy.

You find the groups, you scroll through them and you find SissyPageant2026 and then you send a request to join and then I approve you if there were any requests. When it’s time for you to post your pictures, you’re going to put them in here and on your pictures, like you’re going to have a piece of paper that you hold up or you brace somehow in frame on your camera that has your EnchantrixEmpire account name on it. So we can prove that that’s you.

It’s how we link it to you. Oh, and Tina sent a link to the specific group over here in the chat. That’s so nice.

Thank you, Miss Tina. GigglesLips said, I guess that picture frame I bought last year is going to get another use. Yeah, if you have a picture frame or if you want to buy one or head to a thrift store and buy a cheap one, um, oftentimes picture frames on the back, they have that little fold out thingy so they stand up.

Makes taking your pictures a real breeze. Put your username on a piece of paper, put it in the picture frame. Boom.

There you go. You can also, um, you can get, like, if you book a session with one of us, most of us and by most of us, I mean, I’m pretty certain all of us know how to take screen grabs. So if you do it via Discord, you can do a voice call with us and turn your front facing camera on if you’d like.

And then we can take screenshots for you. So that we will direct you like, no, no. Okay.

Chin up a little bit. Look a little bit more to your left. Yes.

Okay. Give me sultry. Perfect.

Okay. I got a picture. Right.

And we’ll send that to you because they’re pictures that we hook for you or with you. If a mistress vouches for you and vouches for those pictures, you do not have to have a piece of paper in the frame, but she has to vouch for you and say, yes, yes. I was there when those pictures were taken.

Yes. Okay. Giggles says, I may need to ask what I need to write on that piece of paper.

Now it’s not as simple as my username anymore since I changed my display name. Tina says, Oh, that’s a new rule this year. Yes.

We had a few people who were a little challenged. Challenged is a good way to put it with the paper. They couldn’t get it to stand up.

They weren’t, they weren’t clever. Like Giggles said, they didn’t get a picture frame. Some of them couldn’t figure out what their account name was.

Some of them forgot. So we’ll just, okay. There’s a workaround.

If a mistress will vouch for you, like if, if a mistress can look at it, go, yeah, I know who that is. I’ve called, he’s called me every single week for the past decade. That’s definitely, yeah, that’s, I know who that is then.

Okay. Yeah. You’re good.

You’re, you’re fine. If a mistress can vouch for you. Prisoner says challenged equals stupid.

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He, um, no, they’re just a little challenged. Technology and maneuvering things for some people, it’s difficult. They, you know, they have a problem with it.

It’s, it’s okay. Just think of it this way. It gives you an opportunity to show off for a mistress.

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There you go. You have an awful lot of fun with it. You get your pictures done.

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There you go. You don’t want it to know where, um, Giggle Slut’s name came from the session. I know where it came from.

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Let’s see. Okay. So three pictures, your choice.

You want to do a different outfit in each one. Abulous. We love that.

Yes. You want to do a different poses. Yes, please.

Uh-huh. Good lighting. Love that.

Uh, best advice, uh, that we’ve gotten in years past. You need a light shining onto you from the front, maybe slightly off to one side. You need a light behind you.

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A fill light. And then you need, uh, like ambient lighting just to make sure everything is nice and bright. So you need good lighting.

Um, do your makeup. Make sure you look good. Put on a cute outfit and do not show us your genitals.

Keep it PG-13, please. And thank you. You can edge right up on NC-17, but really PG-13, please.

Remember you’re allowed one fuck. You may not, you may not show your dick, your balls, your clit, your vagina, or your butthole. Please try as best you can to keep the pubic hair to a minimum, please.

And thank you. I get it. If you’ve got a bush, sometimes it tries to escape your panties.

Trim it. Pickleslip says, oh shit, I’m gonna have to shave my legs again. Yes, but shaving your legs feels nice, so do it.

Yeah, and poover says, no butthole. I learned that one from Miss Harper. Yeah, no butthole.

Please don’t. Don’t show us that. No.

Oh, no winking brown eyes, please. Thank you. Uh, this is because, so here’s, here’s why it’s going on enchantrixemperor.net, the second reason.

Um, it’s easier for us to find. I already told you that. It’s all gonna be in one place.

Because it’s in a group, it does not automatically post to the main feed. It stays in the group unless you share it to your feed. In which case, then, yes, it goes on the main feed.

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Okay, so if you, like, it’s relatively private, people have to go and look for it to find it. Tina says, but buttocks are okay. Buttocks are okay.

We love a butt cheek. A little cheeky? Hell yeah. Show me a little butt cheek.

Just don’t spread the butt cheeks and line up your poop shoot with the camera. Don’t do that to us. I’ve seen some things.

I’ve been traumatized, okay? No butthole. Keep a butthole to yourself. Okay, so the enchantrixemperor.net is not indexed by Google.

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None of the images that you post there are going to wind up, like, linked to your social media accounts. We’ve got, that social network is set up so that it’s as private as we can make it. It’s not indexed by any web crawlers.

None of the content that’s on enchantrixemperor.net is ever scraped by AI either. It is, seriously, we’ve made it as private as we possibly can. It’s got all the special code stuff, stuff, I don’t know, that’s in it, like, in the meta code to eat AI scrapers.

So it’s safe that way. That’s another reason why we want you to put your stuff there. Your mistress cannot post the pictures for you.

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You have to post your own pictures so that it’s under your control. If you post those pictures and immediately have a panic attack and need it to come down, you can do that. You can immediately take them back down.

You can delete those pictures at any point. If your mistress posts the pictures for you, you have to wait for her to take them down for you as well, which means it’s not under your control whether or not or when the pictures get deleted. They have to be under your control so that you can take them back down if you want to, okay? So that’s the three reasons why it has to be on enchantrixempire.net. It’s easier for us to find, it’s relatively private, it’s as private as we could possibly make it, it’s definitely not getting out onto the greater internet, and it’s still under your absolute control so that if you decide later, oh no, I can’t believe I did that, you can take them back down again, okay? If you have a mistress who helps you get your pictures, she doesn’t keep copies of your pictures.

Those get deleted. It is very rare that any of us keep a file on any of y’all. My goodness, yes ma’am.

Hi. Yeah. Oh, okay.

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Dear god. The dog’s awake. Sorry, the cat came.

She has her opinion. So Kekulsalit said there’s still a question answering part of the pageant, right? And said yes, and the talent portion of the pageant was probably dropped because of the whole winking butthole problem. Ah, I see, you’ve dealt with sissies before.

Kekulsalit said, did I miss something? So one of the cats just came walking up to me purring and meowing very loudly. I don’t know what she’s meowing at, and it made the dog bark. Very exciting.

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So yes, there are questions. When you do your session to register for the sissy pageant, to really complete your registration, you must actively opt in. That means you have to send an email to support at enchantrixempire.com. Yeah, dot com.

I’ve been saying dot net all day. So the social network is dot net. Our email is enchantrixempire.com. Okay, so support at enchantrixempire.com. And what you’ll send to the support is, I would like to register for the sissy pageant.

I did a call on date at time with the name of the mistress. And as long as your call or session or text session or discord session was 30 minutes, or longer, you’re in, you’re registered. Boom.

Easy peasy. You’re in. You will get an email back that tells you congratulations, you have successfully registered for the sissy pageant.

And it has all the instructions like all the rules one more time about join the um the sissy pageant group on ee.net. Three pictures. Here’s the rules for the pictures. There’s one more rule for the pictures, by the way.

And I’ll also give you a link to answer the questions. That’s the only way to get the questions. Nobody else is going to give you that link.

And if they do, they cheating. The only way to get the link to the questions is to register by sending in the email, you will get a response. And it will have a link to answer the questions.

It’s a Google form. You do not need to put in any pictures into the Google form. It is essay questions.

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Hey, the chat Tina said there was a talent portion before. Hoover said it was a joke, but I’ve judged kinky pageants before that had talent portions. Shudder.

Yeah, we may have slightly made that mistake. Yeah. Um, I think I think there was a talent portion way back in the day.

(30:05 – 31:35)
Back in the wild wild west. We haven’t had a talent portion for a while. Mostly because there’s some legal issues around letting people do that.

And then show us pictures are very different from video. Yeah. And he said, essay questions.

Sounds like homework. They’re complex questions. But they’re really, really good questions.

I am super duper pleased and impressed with the questions we came up with. The questions are things about um, your sissy experiences on an internal level, your sissy experiences in an external level. So like, um, your daily sissy life, what triggers you to want to be a sissy or act in a sissy way, and your experiences as a sissy or as a person who enjoys feminization in interacting with us.

(31:37 – 32:32)
So it covers several aspects. We got a bunch of the ladies to submit questions, and then we workshopped them to come up with interesting complex questions to ask you guys. Prisoner said about the talent portion, it was discontinued as some choices of talent that were really horrifying.

I have seen some things, people. I have seen some things that I didn’t want to see. Poovoran said, I’ve done a few of the ladies.

(32:41 – 33:52)
Or been done by. And then he asked, isn’t there an LDW site to recommend a mistress for you? Yeah. Um, the mistress recommendation.

You can always get a mistress rec. You can also just, when you call in, um, um, ask the dispatcher. You can also do a session with me and get five minutes for free.

I’m just saying right here. Hi. It’d be fun.

I honestly wish it was math questions. Oh, no. Poovoran says he has a question for the hot seat.

What have you seen, Miss Harper? What have you seen? All right. I can answer that in one word. Prolapse.

Okay. There you go. I’m not explaining it.

You’re smart. You’ll figure it out. You’ll get there.

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Everybody’s typing. Sounded everybody going. Oh, should I not Google that if I happen to not know what that means? No, do not Google that.

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It’s horrifying. When I say I’ve seen some things, I mean, I’ve, I’ve seen things that shouldn’t have seen the light of day. So your pictures, the last rule, I’ve got to tell you guys, the last rule.

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You don’t have to show your face. Don’t show us your genitals. Please have something with your name on it in the image, please and thank you.

And do not use AI. To generate or manipulate your image. We want to see you, just you, not whatever drunken hallucination a machine comes up with.

Oh, Giggle Slut says, what if me isn’t sexy? You is sexy. The real you is perfectly sexy. Poovoran’s trying to egg people into looking up what collapse is.

Look, if it gives me the giggles, that’s your answer. In previous Sissy pageants, we have had participants who are the reason why we have the rules that we have. Putting your name on a piece of paper in the picture and not using image generators or machine learning systems to manipulate your images are both things that someone has done.

And in fact, we had someone who, multiple people at this point, who just straight up, they went online and they looked up beautiful trans women and they fucking stole their pictures and presented it as themselves. You don’t win if you do that. And you extra don’t win if you think we won’t catch you.

Like we’re unobservant. We’re not going to notice. Yeah.

Right. Giggle Slut said regulations are written in fluid for every written rule that exists. Someone tried to do that.

Yep. And oftentimes our rules are someone definitely did that. We won’t do anything to you very publicly.

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That form of public humiliation, that’s not fun. Nobody likes to see that. I mean, I kind of like to see it, but you know, I’m messy.

Somebody will probably approach you quietly behind the scenes and be like, Hey, that image, we know who that is. And it’s not you. Please take that down.

And we also have, of course, admins later Addy. We have admins who can go into the system and remove things if necessary, but we always want to give you the opportunity first to be like, Oh, whoops. I posted the wrong pictures.

(38:31 – 38:54)
Uh-huh. Sure. That’s fine.

Okay. We want to see you even if you’re over here going, I’m too fat. I’m too old.

I’m wrinkly. I don’t look pretty. I’ve got a beard.

I don’t give a shit. None of us give a shit. We do not care.

(38:56 – 39:34)
So, old, fat, wrinkly, hairy, who isn’t? Like, I still have to shave my legs and armpits. Like, there’s no such thing as the real you being too hideous to stomach. And honestly, I weigh the essay questions a little bit more heavily than I do the pictures.

(39:35 – 41:03)
You’ve got really, really good pictures, but one word answers on the essays. I don’t like that. You know, I want good answers on the essays more than I want the perfect picture.

Pretty pictures are important. Love that. But I want… Hoover’s and Addie’s doing discord in the shower.

Hot. Right? Don’t electrocute yourself. We have seen all sorts of bodies.

I don’t care if you’re like, Oh no, I have cellulose. So? Human bodies have that. It’s fine.

Hold on. What makes you feel sexy? Strike a fucking pose and go for it. What’s hot is bravery, confidence.

What’s really sexy is looking at the world and going, you know what? Fuck it. I’m going for it. And then go for it.

(41:07 – 41:33)
Do it. Do the thing. Go on.

It’ll be awesome. Hey, Miss Hadley, you make me put my ears on. I was just lecturing people about we don’t care if they look good or not in their pictures.

(41:34 – 42:22)
I tend to rate their… Why are you deafened? Weird. I tend to rate their essay answers on the sissy pageant a little bit higher than perfect pictures. Perfect pictures are nice and all, but you know, eh.

Good night, giggle slut. Hoover and said, as long as you’re comfortable with you, that’s the sexy thing and it will show up in your pictures. Miss Hadley left.

(42:22 – 43:01)
Someone else also left. I don’t know who. Oh, giggle slut left.

So yeah, the sissy pageant is a celebration of, well, people, of bodies, of people being cute and hot and sexy and cool. Neat. Awesome.

I see you up there, Miss Hadley. Oh, now I hear you. I was trying to get my shit together.

(43:02 – 43:20)
Trying to get my shit together before he popped in and it apparently didn’t work the first time, but here I am. Can you poop in a scoop? I just haven’t had enough of you today, darling. Oh, I’m addictive.

(43:23 – 44:01)
Can confirm. So, okay. Have you, I can’t remember.

Were you here for the old sissy pageant last year? I was. I was mostly in the comments. So I was, I was traveling.

I wasn’t sure I was going to be able to be around for the event, but I did hear you almost give Miss Becky a stroke holding back those results. It was one of the most incredible tease sessions I’ve ever witnessed. It was amazing.

(44:05 – 44:21)
I know. She was like screaming. Screaming to me.

Screaming to me. I like it when they beg. Yes.

(44:23 – 46:07)
I had an hour to film. You were spectacular. So for the, from the mistress side of things, when it comes time to vote for who we think should get to win, which do you personally focus on more? The pictures or the answers to the questions? Wow.

I mean, the pictures are a real opportunity to see how together you can get your shit, I suppose. And I think there’s value and fun in that. I mean, and themselves into creating their look.

And I love that we get to honor that. But there’s those responses. I got chills and brought nearly to tears by some of the responses that we got last year.

They were so thoughtful and so genuine and so truly heartfelt that picking one was a nightmare. Well, it’s topping ourselves, I suppose, our own self-imposed masochistic torture, trying to choose that. So that’s a really tough question.

(46:10 – 46:59)
I mean, there’s care and balance and self to be put into both sides of that. And I, I mean, yeepers. I know, right? I tend to, I tend to read the essay questions and I, I put more value on that than on the pictures, because some people are just shitty at pictures, you know? True.

And not, not everybody can keep a wardrobe either. And I don’t think that they should be out of, they’re running for that. So yeah, I guess at the end of the day, you get, you’ve got to work with what you’ve got to work with as far as setting and available props or lingerie or practice or opportunity to do so or a place to keep all this stuff, blah, blah, blah.

(46:59 – 47:23)
So yeah, at the end of the day, you get a chance to put your heart into the answers. And yeah, that really, that’s the better, better part of the exposition, I think. The pictures, if it looks like they just phoned it in, you know, from like, oh good, a headshot of an unsmiling, you’re like, oh, well, you were just.

(47:25 – 47:53)
Took that right off your driver’s license, did you? Right? Like, well, that’s a picture. Good job. You certainly captured a human in a photo.

Thank you. I’m not expecting studio grade lighting with an amazing wardrobe and a perfect pose and really good makeup. Like.

(47:55 – 48:06)
Agreed, though I do have a package to help you with that in the assignment shop. There is help available, but I agree. I agree.

(48:09 – 48:38)
So yeah. So the people who are all super worried about, you know, well, I don’t look good enough. Yeah.

So. Oh, give us a good reason to not do it. Right.

Give us really good answers in the essay. The four questions, there are four questions and three pictures. Come on.

(48:41 – 49:17)
Plus. I feel like you’ll you’ll identify with this. Who the hell are you to tell me whether or not you look good enough? I will be the decision.

I will be the decider of that. Yes, we’re the judges. Yeah.

So. We are not usually I mean, I suppose it’s not impossible, but it would be really unusual for us to see the same things that you do when we look at you making your best effort. I said, you know, that’s fair.

(49:19 – 49:33)
Kelly said, my picture will come from a dominant mistress’s vision. I’ll just look for the DMV sign. Tina said, I think I look good, but my answers are shitty.

(49:33 – 49:48)
We’re also not really expecting like really. This isn’t Pulitzer Prize, OK? Like it. Heartfelt.

Yeah. You don’t have to write it. We don’t need iambic pentameter or anything.

(49:49 – 49:59)
Be real. Show us who you are. Right.

Oh, that’d be amazing. Right. It doesn’t have to be stylized in the form of Beowulf.

(49:59 – 50:06)
Like you’re good. Just put your heart into it. It doesn’t even have to be spelled correctly or have good grammar.

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Although that’s nice. Poverin said poetry would be accepted. Poetry would probably result in a whole bunch of the ladies going like apeshit and screaming.

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Yes. Poetry is encouraged. Oh, yes.

Yes. And Poverin had asked, is the voting done during the live event or is it done previously? The voting takes about a week for us to do because getting a bunch of mistresses to do something takes about a week to get all of them busy. For one thing, there’s a lot of essays to read.

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There’s a lot of pictures to look at. And then you have to go, oh, shit. Who’s the best? Um, it’s set up so that we do ranked choice voting.

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You vote for your top three. And it is whoever gets the most votes is the winner. Second place, third place.

That’s it. So you vote for your top three. Boop, boop, boop.

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Done. But it’s still really, really hard and it takes a while to do. So the participant part is over on September 12th.

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And then we have a week for us to go through and vote on absolutely everything and decide, OK, who’s winning? And then on September 19th. For the award ceremony is when you find out who wins. Yes.

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Don’t you have the results delivered to you in like an armored security vehicle? It’s even better than that, because I’m the one who sets it up. The voting and everything. For sure.

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I get to watch the voting happen in real time. Oh, my goodness. It’s so fun.

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I said earlier, I’m messy because I am. I’m in there like every hour going refresh. Ooh, a new vote came in.

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You’re so Machiavellian. I love it. It’s fun.

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Yes. Dance monkeys. Dance.

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There’s a reason I was up Constance’s skirt in February about the sissy pageant. I was like, are we going to do a sissy pageant? Well, the debrief meeting, you were all like, well, next year when we do it Constance is like, can we just can I get a nap first, please? As soon as the stroke-a-thon was over, I was like, OK, great. Sissy pageant.

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And after that, vlog train. Yay. Yep.

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I like having things to look forward to and stuff, you know, to do. I do too. Also, it’s fun.

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I love all the events that we do here. We have so many fun ones and they’re so good. Yeah.

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The Halloween blog train is so fun. I really enjoy doing the Halloween blog train. So obviously that’s October.

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It’s basically an excuse for everybody to write weird porn. That we don’t have to SEO. Because some of it you’re like, how random is that one? How the how the fuck am I going to SEO this shit? Yeah, don’t even bother.

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Let me just write some weird porn. It’s fine. Yeah, I’m looking forward to it.

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Sissy pageant, sissy pageant. Yeah. Delightfully devious, dominant and deviant.

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That’s how Kelly’s girl describes you. Well, it’s true. Sometimes.

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Sometimes I’m a little bit slightly on the deviant end of the scale. Hardly any. I mean.

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Sometimes I lie too. Looks familiar from where I’m standing. I don’t know.

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I love it. So any more questions about the sissy pageant? Dear audience, gotta wait for the typing to commence. Apparently I covered it all.

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I’m just that good. Fingers tippy tapping out there. You are that good.

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We started teasing about the sissy pageant two weeks early. Like actually announcing that, yes, it is a sissy pageant and this is what we’re doing two weeks ahead of schedule because we were so on top of everything and got everything done. They made a graphic of a crystal ball and everything.

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It’s like, well, we’re we could launch like now we can go. Let’s go wait. I mean, it’s here.

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Sissy pageant is like now. Now you do a 30 minute session with any one of the 18 sissy pageant mistresses. Send in your email to support at enchantrixempire.com. Join us on enchantrixempire.net, a social network.

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Join the sissy pageant group, sissy pageant 2026 to be specific. Three pictures, four essay questions by September 12th. Easy.

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Super easy. You’ll have fun. We’ll have fun.

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I seriously cannot even begin to tell you how much fun we have on our side of it. We’re not doing the scary part, like we’re not having to take pictures and put them online. Yikes.

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You guys get to do that. But we get to look at them and we get to enjoy you. Oh, don’t forget the prizes.

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The first runner up or second runner up. I don’t know. I always get them backwards.

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You get the second runner up gets 20 minutes with their choice of a participating mistress. The first runner up gets 30 minutes with a participating mistress. And those are free, by the way, that’s free minutes.

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The queen gets an hour with her choice of participating sissy mistress. And we also sponsor the Miss Congeniality Award. And that one, the participants get to vote on.

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You’ll go through and pick the one person who was most kind and supportive and awesome in the sissy pageant group. And they get 10 minutes for free with a sissy mistress. So it’s a big event with a lot of prizes and a lot of time that’s being given away.

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So join us. You invest 30 minutes of your time, you might win an hour. Love it.

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Prisoners that I would never win the Congeniality Prize. It’s not helpful. Oh, you never know.

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Self-awareness is important too. Agreed. All right, Miss Hadley, tell these reprobates where they can find you and your sissy voice.

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Well, I am usually here lurking in the discord hallway. LDW Hadley. You can email me at Hadley at EnchantrixEmpire.com. And I’ve got a little toe in the water over at Twitter where I’m Empress Hadley.

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And a shadow self over a blue sky. But if you’re trying to get my attention there, you might be sad. Come to discord, look me up.

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Oh, and if you want to see what else I do with my words, I’m at IWillDominateYou.com. Thank you for joining me tonight. Thank you, audience. Sorry, I’ve got a new blog post up today over at HumiliationBootCamp.com. Oh, that’s a good blog.

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Oh, that’s fun to write. If you’re in the Enchantrix Empire server, if you scroll up just a little bit from where we’re currently at, and you look at the new blog content channel, that pulls directly from my Feedly account. You’re welcome.

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So you can get notified about new blog posts as they come up. I’m just saying. There’s more than one reason to join Enchantrix Empire discord.

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Because we’re awesome. All right, Horse School is adult sex education that airs live every Sunday from 11 to midnight on the East Coast. It’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast.

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Time zones, you figure your shit out. I’m Harper. You can find me at FetishPhoneSexBlog.com. I am the August Mistress of the Month for the Enchantrix Empire.

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That means all paid sessions get five minutes added on for free with me all month long. Oh, so excited about that. Thank you all for listening.

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Wash your ass. Make sure your vaccinations are up to date. Join the sissy pageant.

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And I will see you all again next week. Thank you. Bye-bye.

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Good night.

 

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