WS 509 How To Pick A Sex Toy

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WS 509 How To Pick A Sex Toy

 

Ms Harper brought the sex toy expertise to the July 26, 2026 episode of Whore School, and taught a resounding lesson in sex toy safety, how to select a toy for a beginner, and what to look for when shopping for sex toys. Read the transcript here, and listen to the episode at the same time! Then, go get yourself a new toy and have some fun!

 

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Why it’s decided that it’s not gonna make the sounds the first time I click the button that’s just terrible. Ah That’s better welcome to whore school Where I’m gonna teach you how to be dirty We’re gonna be discussing sex toys tonight you if you are Just now seeing all this cross your various social media feeds I’m sorry Sucks to be you you should join us whore school is adult sex education emphasis on the adult and the sex and the education Cuz hell yeah, I was playing with one of the buttons in the whore school server that It’s one of the bloopers I Measly amused So far joining me tonight. I’ve got poover in Mayor Mott God is this a little giggle slut and miss Addie are all over here because they want to learn about sex toys It’s gonna be pretty awesome actually Because sex toys are very interesting and I’m gonna prove it to you.

You’re ready for this So if you have listened to previous Episodes of whore school you already know sex toys are not regulated No, they’re not regulated There’s no Federal like there’s no United States federal or state Regulatory agency that has oversight over sex toys for safety There’s nothing There’s no such thing. Oh, look at that What a lovely peach has joined us in the chat. Miss Chrissy.

Hey, hi girl. Hi Let’s listen something something fuck the Puritans something something John Calvin is a cunt Yeah Fuck John Calvin. Hey Fuck Puritans really at this point those little shits We don’t like them They’re not fun.

I Forgot I had to start Event whore school there started boom. Okay, so the Chrissy’s as I love whatever I just walked into me cussing at Puritans Cuz they suck Okay, I thought giggle slut Okay, giggle slut said as if my name wasn’t obvious I’m not giggling way too hard at my remark I I thought you started giggling when you got turned on but you know, whatever blow blows your skirt up and floats your bobbin It’s all good She said hey, so, uh, there’s no regulatory agency for sex toys Because there’s several reasons for this Okay, so batteries in general are regulated In general with an asterisk after that Google slit protests a whole lot You know what they say about people who protest too much Shakespeare has a saying about that Okay, so batteries are mostly regulated because you know a battery that explodes is a bad idea Oh, that would suck leaking batteries. We don’t like those especially rechargeable batteries Some of the component parts that go into a sex toy, especially if it has a moving part some of those component parts may be regulated or at least overseen Like UL if you’ve ever seen the UL on a piece of electronics, right that means it’s The name of it just went out of my head underwriters limited I think it means it’s been examined by somebody at this company and they went yep functioning So things that are listed with underwriters limited Work better.

It’s a better thing than something that hasn’t been listed with UL Chrissy says underwriters laboratory. It’s a little bit laboratory Laboratory The burberry tree or limited You know what? We’ll look it up We’ll look it up Under it is laboratories, okay Global safety science organization that sets industry standards tests products and provides safety Certifications you will not see that on an actual sex toy but it might be on one of the components that went into a sex toy like the batteries or if there’s like a I Don’t know a piston or something Giggles let’s says and no regulation in Canada either. Yeah, there’s no regulation Anywhere as far as I know We insert that caveat The sex toys are not regulated at all Which is really fucking stupid So in the very early 2000s the early 2000s and 2010s Arose a warrior for us basically On the dangerous lily.com website don’t go looking forward it no longer exists It was a blogger Lily Delvaux who worked on adult sex toys safety advocacy and Industry regulation, we love a queen.

Okay, Lily DeVoe who Giggles let says I guess that explains we’re like all but one of the toys I tried to buy were terrible. Yeah They’re not they’re not well regulated And he said it’s really weird. We love to regulate stuff in Brazil.

Well, let’s see. Does Brazil have Sex toy regulations, let’s find out Brazil is sex toy Regulations, they have okay and Visa a and VISA regulations and import rules in Brazil Sorry, it’s really good funny All Five and six toys for adults that are sold in Brazil must be registered with a envies VISA, it’s the National Health Surveillance Agency Guarantees, the product is made medically and established health and safety when operating I’m assuming that this website is translated and they left a few words out the key requirements include safety They must be manufactured from body safe materials, which are non-toxic and skin safe and non porous The design they should have no sharp edges He’s safe for intimate play and they must be labeled in Portuguese There is a material test. They must be tested to make sure that they are phthalate three Phthalate free and that it is pure Electrical safety testing and compliance with environmental issues So the honestly Brazil is doing more regulation of sex toys than any place else even if their regulation for sex toys is it’s not allowed to be sharp and It has to be body safe The bar is low bar is super low.

Okay He said don’t make fun of my agencies I like your agencies We don’t even have that agency Hoover and said no sharp edges. I’m out Right. Well, yeah, no sharp edges not allowed.

I Have seen some sex toys for sale to American consumers Not clear that bar Buyer beware folks buyer beware Right Kikos, let’s says you can laugh it can’t be sharp as a regulation, but regulations exist for a reason. Hell, yeah Every single regulation exists for a reason and the reason is somebody did that I’ve seen them Usually it’s in the form of mold marks. So like if you have a Dildo or something and you want to mold it out of something Usually the mold is in two halves and if when you’re putting it together the two halves Don’t entirely line up you get a mold mark, which can be like maybe it didn’t close all the way.

So now you’ve got kind of sharp edge Along the length of your dildo bins I’ve seen them. I’ve seen dicks at the adult novelty store where you look at it you go That’s not a vein It’s way too straight And depending on the material it was made out of it very well, maybe sharp. So let’s talk about material safety and The reason why I brought up dangerous lily Because I adore her she’s got into the testing and reviewing sex toy biz and if you go on the Internet archive Archive the Wayback Machine love that You can get in there and you can look at the archived version of her website And I’m gonna put that in the resources on whore school.

And also I just dropped it Straight into the chat for the live event. Boom That’s off the internet archive including her blacklist Things you should never ever purchase On account of their shit Yeah, giggle so it says I love the internet archive right there awesome Love them. They’re so good she started Reviewing sex toys and sex toy companies would be like hey you you’re famous and you know Your blog is is well-traveled and a lot of people are turning to you for advice about you know, sex toys and stuff Here have a toy review it and they would send her sex toys for free and then she would give an honest review about it Because sometimes she’d be like wow your toy is shit.

And other times you’re like, hey made me orgasm like that. That’s good Fabulous we love sex toy reviews but then The way it got started she had a drawer and she would put her dildos in it And one day she realized when she opened up the drawer that some of her dildos were melting I Did not mispronounce that word melting the dildos were melting Because they were touching It’s entirely possible that this is or at least somewhat contributed to the myth Frankly that if you put different types of silicone toys together They’ll interreact and melt which is false That’s not true Silicone does not Interact and we can prove that silicone doesn’t interact Because you can go to literally at any Home goods store and look in the kitchen department and how many spatulas spoons? kitchen goods Incorporate silicone and they’re all touching. They’re all different types of silicone Look in your own fucking kitchen drawer They do not melt silicone does not interact but polyvinyl chloride PVC and Other fun with chemistry things like TPR does melt the best thing that I found from dangerous Lily I’m gonna copy this link and give it to you.

This is from 2017 It’s at the very top of her humbler where it includes pictures of her jar Because she wanted to find out Okay, why? You know, why why are these things Melting in My bedside drawer. This is ridiculous so she took the Sloppy dildos and she took a bunch of other ones and she cut them up into pieces and she put Samples of various different types of dildos into a glass jar and then she left them that way in a climate-controlled Place didn’t do anything to it didn’t add anything else to it They were perfectly clean when they went in and they Chemically reacted and Melted and he said but doesn’t it get messy when it’s a silicone toy with a silicone based lube Okay, so I’m gonna I’m gonna find a study for you La la la la la la What okay Drop that the reason why when you have a silicone toy You don’t use a silicone lube with it. The silicone lube is not 100% silicone it is some silicone suspended in Other stuff and The only reason why your bottle of silicone lube doesn’t Solidify so that you could peel that bottle off and have a very ugly looking dildo Because silicone cures and goes solid eventually The only reason silicone lube doesn’t go solid is because of the other stuff that’s in it with the silicone It’s in there So when you put that on your silicone toy, it’ll try to Prevent the surface of your silicone toy Being solid which is where they’re like, oh, it’ll make it melt.

Yeah, it really will Whoops so that that’s what’s going on with that Cured silicone touching cured silicone is perfectly safe silicone lube touching silicone It’s not the silicone in the lube. That’s gonna cause a problem It’s all the other ingredients in the silicone lube that are preventing the silicone lube from solidifying That’s your problem, which makes sense. Once you start to think about it because you’re like, oh, okay There is a I googled it There is a reddit comment that says the lubricant is acting as a plasticizer which is making it not solid It’s being absorbed into the item causing it to swell further exposure may result in the item being very tacky or sticky to the touch Yep It’s gross.

It doesn’t Yeah, it’s gross This comment says plasticizers work by interfering with the weak bonding between polymer chains Factors affecting the effect will be length of exposure and how good a solvent the plasticizer is for the polymer You don’t like plasticizers those are gross they’re bad for your bits So, how do you pick a sex toy now that you know? Not all sex toys are made equal and some of them Uh Might melt so the fun thing was sometimes PVC or other Plastic based Dildos, they don’t have to be in contact With anything other than air To start to degrade and break down silicone doesn’t the silicone sex toys do not break down They they don’t They don’t chemically react to oxygen. Basically. It’s an oxygen oxygen is the root of all evil Oxygen it rusts metal right it degrades metal over time It gets in like the reason why they’re like, oh you should eat more antioxidants oxidants antioxidants, it’s because Oxygen has a tendency to interact with a whole bunch of stuff Chemically speaking.

It’s like it’s got a little hook on it comes along goes. Hello. I’m looking for a proton.

Oh, you’ve got one which Hucks everything up including some plastics. Yeah Silicone doesn’t silicone does not react with oxygen Ever she’s great. It does not break down over time Some plastics if you leave them say in bright sunlight They break down faster because heat and UV the ultraviolet radiation from the Sun Speeds the whole thing up Yes, you can melt a dildo one of these days.

I’m gonna get a really shitty cheap one Gonna scandalize my neighbors by leaving it in a window Until it melts like in a glass bowl until it melts in the Sun Like ice cream Anyway So, how do you pick a toy Obviously silicone is better I’m just picky that way Silicone is frequently more expensive than The less stable options This is not necessarily because silicone costs all that much more it really doesn’t not by modern manufacturing metrics anyway, but people are used to the idea that silicone toys cost more than PVC toys and so I I mean Here’s this very lightly regulated or unregulated Entire fucking industry, of course, they’re gonna charge as much as they possibly can Hey mint You joined me Pooh for instance wait since Walmart ice cream sandwiches don’t melt in direct sunlight. Does that mean they would be good sex toys? Technically they do melt They’re no longer frozen they just also don’t liquefy So two different processes already mint milk buns Okay So you want a sex toy step number one is to determine for yourself, what do you want to do with your sex toy? Because it is entirely possible that all you need to Eddie is now freaking out over unmelting ice cream Technically, it’s not a dairy product. So it doesn’t count Okay, you figure out what you want to do.

What do you want your toy to do? Because if all you want is something to stick inside of your body and Stimulate you through friction. You do not Need something with a motor It doesn’t have to vibrate or rotate. It doesn’t need extra little Ears that poke off of it to tickle Your clit you like you don’t need all of that Unless you do in which case you should get all of that Now the chat is discussing food regulation and specifically dairy It is technically It’s got dairy in it.

It just also has other stuff Watch me trying to defend really really bad ice cream If all you really need is a dildo Fuck go get one of the $20 ones off the wall of cocks at the local adult novelty store if you are reactive to the materials that’s made out of I am The Doc Johnson line of sex toys pretty sure they still exist. I haven’t bought a Doc Johnson toy in Ages Like in ages, let me see Doc. Oh God Doc Johnson Yep, they still exist.

Look at that immediately pops right on up. Oh Some cheap shit man Giggle slit. I think that said I think that’s where I got mine the wall of toys the wall of penis Provers as I have I have a lot of their vaculock.

Yep. Those things make my mucosal membranes itch and I think it it’s overexposure Which can happen if you’re exposed to a possible allergen Often enough and long enough eventually you will start to react react to it. It makes my bits itch So does latex Which is a very very common contact allergy for a lot of people so the key if you decide you want to use one of those and you don’t want to itch and or Potentially wind up with a chemical burn on your genitalia If yep, there it is Hoover and says, oh I use condoms on sex toys absolutely, which is your semi-regular reminder to go look at your condoms and check the expiration dates Condoms have expiration dates Do not use an expired condom for partnered sex instead Use expired condoms on your sex toys It makes cleanup so much easier and also Protects you from whatever shitty material your sex toys are made out of The more, you know Yep Giggle slit says no, it’s worse.

My toys came from Spencer’s. It was the only place I knew they existed in a store I could walk into confidently and I couldn’t do online. Yeah, Spencer’s has a bunch of dildos If they’re shitty dildos, it really does not particularly matter a whole hell of a lot unless you have some sort of an ethical Objection to them in which case yeah, okay.

Hey Kylie, you’re late son you can always just put a dildo on it and that Fixes damn near all of the objections, of course also expect that if you sit it in your windowsill wind up just kind of vaguely sticky all over and in fact if you have a sex toy or Anything really that has silicone or PVC or plastic or any of that shit on it and it’s gone sticky something got on it and Plasticized it and or it’s degrading. I have a paintbrush that had Past tense a really nice like soft touch Coating on the handle like oh, it feels nice. It’s nice Got paint on it and then I washed the paint with soap and something chemically reacted and now I have a sticky paintbrush It’s great.

It’s wonderful. Just yeah It’s a sensory delight. I’m so gonna put a condom on the handle though Fuck it.

Let’s see here. Addie said I don’t have a big vibrator I have a bullet one a traditional small one and that’s it. My dildos are just dildos.

I should get a wand Maybe not everybody works. Well with a wand if what you have works and gets you off great If you’re curious about exploring and trying a new toy fabulous Just be aware Most places you can go to buy a sex toy. You cannot return it After you’ve tried it for health and safety reasons and also because they’re cheap bastards Because it is absolutely possible for some of those sex toys to be sterilized they could they could sterilize that thing Dunking anything in boiling water and then gently wiping the surface of it with a 10% bleach solution Sterilizes the shit out of it.

I’m just saying How do you says I don’t like the vibrator. The vibration is too intense. It feels kind of numbing that often happens because Not all sex toys are made for all people different people’s bodies.

Enjoy different types of sensation If something like the bullet vibe works, really really well for you. You may like something with a smaller head and less Intense vibration I’m like that I Really love the hyphy From lovance because it has a tiny little head It’s capable of extremely intense very targeted Vibration, but I don’t usually turn it up that high because you can also Set how high you want it to go? And how intense you want it to be and so you can tell it on the little app, you know Oscillate from very very low to medium low and back again Super easy without ever going up into the oh Like I’m about to jump out on my skin level Toys like that are more expensive Than the $5 bullet vibe you can get it the Spencer’s gifts. So just remember that it is Silicone it has a very powerful motor in it.

It has Bluetooth connectivity It has a battery that charge that lasts Multiple hours even under intense use it has a quick charge Lithium-ion battery that charges in 90 minutes From I killed it to it’s fully charged that then will last for three or four hours of use It’s not cheap I got mine for like $99 It was on sale So you can find them when they’re on sale. They also have various things that you can do to get like extra discounts So keep that in mind Kickle slip says I stand by that when I tried to get a lovance vibrator It would only work if I held my phone directly next to my ass That okay Lovin’s put out it was the hush I believe It was a butt plug for men and there’s a reason that they’re up to the hush to now Maybe even the hush three They keep tweaking the design they got Feedback from people just like you who went are you fucking kidding me? because The edge the edge is the one the the hush It’s a butt plug. It just goes in the edge is the one that has the dual motor prostate Will go after up you from both directions And he said your ass doesn’t have good reception They At the edge two is bigger than the edge one Because they had to move the antenna Because of exactly the problem that you brought up and you’re not the only one who brought that up That the damn thing would only work if you stuck a phone between your legs Because they They fucked up They also when they first started making Their stuff their app was shit I’m sure if you listen to some older episodes in which I’m discussing the fact that you know This is a great idea and I can’t wait for them to fix their shit Because their app was crap at first It’s much better now Like much much better actually connective Works really great.

You can chat with people you can you can make friends with people Control their toys. It’s wonderful. The app doesn’t crash Yeah, I have low expectations for a sex toy app You may not steal my identity you may not hack my phone And you have to actually function who reads that I have a remote butt plug like that as well It only worked if the phone was in my back Some of their some of the lovins toys I like better than others What you can do is go look online for reviews of the toy Obviously their website is going to have reviews and it’s all going to be people just glowing about how much they love it So don’t look at the cut the reviews that they publish look at other Reviews up to and including there’s a subreddit called sex toys Go search in there and see if somebody posted about the toy Especially if it is a large purchase you can type that in and be like tell me about this toy And then you will get so many details is about people sex toys Mint says I bought the edge, but it doesn’t seem to stimulate me in the right way the you can Change the angle between the inner and the outer motors like you can pinch that thing you can So that they’re tighter and closer together.

There’s a little hinge kind of in the neck You you can adjust it Same with like the Dolce. I have the Dolce. I love it works great Works really great.

Um please And it’s also entirely possible that despite the fact that I’m like the lovins company is a good company I’m very happy with the ones of them that I have It’s super possible that your experience with that particular toy is this doesn’t work It does not do what I want it to do I have definitely passed along toys Because I’m in my local kinky community and I have people who trust me So if I say I used this toy once it did not work well for me And I was not super enthused by it the motors too strong for me and they’re like, oh, but I love that I know it’s why I’m offering it to you Um, you can find groups of people who will trade toys and who will sell toys Pay Attention to like the the wear on it if it looks like it’s been used rough maybe pass sex toys that have cracks And I wouldn’t do that Rough spots on the surface of the toy Because that’s a sign of micro abrasions it means that unless that thing really has been actually sterilized It can harbor stuff in the cracks That’s breeding in there Dude, you want a yeast infection because that’s how you get a yeast infection There are medical wipes that you can get a hold of that will wipe you wipe a surface and it will sterilize the surface They’re extremely strong wear gloves when you use them unless you enjoy having your cuticles split They’re very drying. Um If it’s got a motor inside, please don’t boil that you’re gonna fuck up the motor if it has a motor, please do not run that through an autoclave you’re gonna fuck up the motor and Also possibly make the toy explode Dear God, you’re gonna melt parts of it. That should not have been melted Like, oh, I don’t know the computer chip that controls it So the surface wipes are Lifesavers Proven says for April Fool’s this year flashlight did it recycled program bank? Yeah, most of the big companies will not actually recycle their toys Some of them it is possible to recycle that He’s not quite in the way that you think most of the time a silicone toy The stuff you have to do to cured silicone to get it to return to a malleable state is really hard to undo Once you’ve introduced the plasticizers to it getting it to resolidify It’s really bad for the environment You’re doing terrible things.

Oh, good night Google slut And he says me I microwave it It doesn’t get hot enough and also it will blow up Okay, how to pick your sex toy what’s your fantasy what is the idea that Is currently working for you because I guarantee you there’s a toy for that there is a toy that will meet whatever it is that your fantasy is if you dream of Being Who I don’t know snatched by aliens and taken to their spaceship and Having eggs implanted in your body There’s a toy for that You’re gonna be looking for over positioner or over posit her dildos those definitely exist Yep Absolutely, you’ll make the egg yourself most likely I Or you can probably buy them pre-made They are made out of a body safe Gelatin product That is solid at room temperature and melts at body temperature So it’s solid until it is inserted and then it slowly melts And that’s how it does not get stuck inside of you. Please do not make your eggs out of other materials that might not Melt and come back out And he says you can make the eggs I only saw ones that come with the thingy Oh, yeah, oftentimes you can find the like there’s a mold So you can make extra eggs Yeah, proven says a lot of them have a mold and it’s a simple gelatin recipe. Yeah, like don’t Get plain Gelatin with no sugar added because sugar plus your mucosal membranes are like a pussy isn’t bad Do you want a yeast infection? That’s how you get a yeast infection.

Ouch So itchy. Oh God Marin said yes, no cherry jello Long color go for lemon if you must Please don’t You you know how if you’re making like Jell-o, and you don’t put in enough water and it comes out extra stiff like that Charlie says can you have fruit in the jello? Are they coming back out again? You want them to come back? Oh We’re perverts Don’t worry. I also want an ovipositor dildo because I think that would be fun in multiple ways So, what do you you’re just looking for a nice standard Vibrator Okay, most people there’s two different ways.

You can use a vibrator Internal vibration external vibration people who have a prostate Should experiment to determine What you like because if you like both hey The edge to from Lovin’s provides both internal and external Vibration applied to a prostate. That’s what it does And it’s fun. It’s so much fun So much fun to let somebody else control it because hi.

Hello. I would love to control that. That’d be fun my best advice would be to get a reasonable sort of a maybe a personal massager Conair makes a massage Thing it’s a Conair personal massager.

Like that. That’s the name of it. Let me find it Conair Personal massager Fucking love this thing.

Okay, but the Conair Touch and tone massager has been My go-to Like this thing was my go-to for It is wired you plug it into the wall Okay, I’m gonna show it to you I you can find it at like Any major drugstore Will have one of these things Probably for really quite cheap. I think the last time I bought one it was 12 whole dollars 12 whole dollars Okay It does the job it does exactly what you want it to do Okay, it’s thirty eight dollars and forty cents at Walmart right now It comes with attachments what the fuck ever use the knob It has two settings low and high You plug it into the wall. So you never have to fuck around with batteries It says on the box not to use it underneath your blankets.

It does get a little warm. It is The standard it was very reliable if you like a Deep throbbing wall. I go.

I’m gonna vibrate your pelvis type vibration turn it on high If you like a lighter touch leave it on low There you go That’s the basics right there the world’s most basic Simple Don’t even have to like it’s great. Love that thing Loved it. My cat chewed on the power cord That’s what killed the first one that I had the cat ate it The fucking gremlin I had to get a new one.

They’re right there Okay, so if you don’t know what kind of thing you want You can get something super duper bare-bones basic like that and it can serve you very well for years It’s a good basic Does its job vibrator you can also get something like the Hitachi magic wand now the magic wand is no longer made by the Hitachi company So it’s just the magic wand a lot of people find that its vibration is too intense. The motor is too strong So if that’s you You’re not alone they do make a wireless version of the Hitachi the magic wand Hoover and says I had a Hitachi wand for over a decade. They are the workhorse of Vibrators this not for penetration you have to buy like an extra thing that fits over the head because the head is about the size of a baseball a little bit smaller than a baseball So it’s got this big head it’s not for penetration no matter what you’ve seen on porn But it provides Very intense vibration.

It was originally designed for massage it goes on muscles and Pummels them into relaxation. So for some people trying to pummel your clit into relaxation does not work Likewise Lovence makes a wand. It’s called the Dami the Dami or the Dami to Very powerful motor, but again, you can remote control it make it less Intense by a whole lot because that motor is strong as shit.

I have discovered that the Dami Can make me go numb less than ideal but If you lay it on the bed and then clamp your legs around it you get Referred vibration it kind of travels through your body and everything winds up vibrating I liked putting it right up against my ass instead of my clit and letting it just kind of Get everything So good Like It works really really well for people who do not have a clit it would probably work even better Especially the ass thing because that’s where your prostate is So it feels really really good If you’ve ever watched porn that featured a vibrator, you probably saw a magic wand It’s it’s the workhorse Especially the ones you plug into the wall. Those things will just go and go and go and go and go There’s no battery. It never runs out.

It just keeps like hours Or is a reliable entertainment For a dildo start small dumbass Unless you have been taking dildos and you have stretched regularly and you are Accustomed to taking large things and this goes for men women intersex folks trans folks Unless you have been taking something big start small aim for something in the six inch range Because the average size for a penis is about five and a half Five and a half inches is average. You can also find them smaller They make very small dildos Pretty much every sex toy company out there makes very small dildos So if you are intimidated by the Named after a porn star 12-inch. Holy crap.

You want that to go where that’s a fucking No start somewhere in the range of average You do not have to immediately start with the biggest thing that you can purchase Because it’s not going to go inside of you Not unless you stretch first and when it comes to putting things up your butt Start small go slow use lots of lube When you’re at the sex toy store Then you have chosen what you would like to stuff somewhere What’s it made of? The material it’s made of will tell you what kind of lube to get remember silicone toys don’t get silicone lube The standard go-to that will probably not fuck anything up is a water based lube Water based lube glycerin free Glycerin is something that’s often added to lube to make it sweet for people who might be going down on you after you have done something with lube on your genitals and honestly Get a fucking wet wipe and wipe it off if you’re worried your lube doesn’t taste nice The glycerin is sugar Sugar on your genitals is bad You’re going to get a yeast infection Lord’s sake You know poover and says my issue is the diameter rather than length. I can only take so much. Okay, so Most human beings length you can take about eight inches Before you hit the sigmoid your innards There is a sphincter at your asshole Right, that’s door number one that you have to stretch and open before you can shove something into it.

Usually you can get something Okay, next time you go to the bathroom look in the bowl That’s about the size that you can easily take without too much work If you want bigger than that, you have to actually work to take it Not that that’s a problem. It’s usually two to three fingers your fingers I Have small hands You can take four of mine Depending on the individual person’s anatomy. You’ve got about eight inches before you hit the sigmoid.

That’s where your insides Abruptly turn About 90 degrees to the left There’s another Sphincter there. There’s a second sphincter at the sigmoid So if you want to take more than eight inches, you have to work at it because now you’ve got to try to stretch the second sphincter and also Navigate a sharp 90-degree turn. Don’t worry.

Your guts will move around in there Eventually over time the kinds of people that you see in porn who can take like three feet of dick All at one time and it’s super big. Oh, they have trained for that. That’s a professional That’s not a one-time person going yeah sure, I guess I can try this no, no That’s a professional and they have worked hard for the skill to be able to do that they’ve also probably ruined their butthole and Have to wear adult diapers Yeah, mint says they make these really long ones that are really soft and flexible.

Yep. They’re safer They’re far far safer especially once you’re into the Deep gut So Go slow take your time stretch often use lots of lube Start small Start start small. You’ll like it better and It will feel big Because you don’t have eyeballs in your butt.

It’ll feel nice To start with something in the one and a half to two inch diameter range, honestly two inches All right, I’d see how you do King. You can even try the one inch diameter for your butt Especially if you’re brand new to this and you don’t know what the hell you’re doing get one of those starter dicks And if anybody gives you shit about it be like everybody’s gonna start somewhere. No shame There is no shame in our game.

Okay start small Kylie’s had performed by professional assholes on a closed set do not attempt Hoover says I’m just under two inches depends on the playability That’s the diameter diameter people not radius diameter They make dildos and insertables that go much Bigger if you’re shopping online Hold a ruler in your hands and look at the dimensions of the toy measure it before you click buy Because otherwise you’ll be surprised when something shows up at your house and you go. Oh, oh, oh, that’s Surprisingly large or Disappointingly small Ah All right, that’s how to pick a sex toy folks in an hour Good luck Where school is adult sex education where the focus occasionally on? sex toys Thank you guys for listening Stay tuned all week long coming up on I believe Friday Probably Friday might be Thursday. There’s a big announcement You’re gonna want to know all about but don’t worry.

I’ll tell you as soon as it drops because I’m super excited Okay. Thank you guys for listening Whore School, adult sex education it airs every Sunday evening from 11 to midnight on the East Coast That’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast. You can join the live show by heading to discord dot GG slash Enchantrix Empire come hang out with us.

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