WS 508 Pop Quiz Time

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WS 508 Pop Quiz Time

 

In every student’s life, there comes a time to test your knowledge and understanding of the subject under study. Whore School is all about adult sex education, so, surprise! It’s Pop Quiz Time! Can you answer all the questions correctly? Let’s find out! Pencils out, eyes on your own paper, and begin!

 

(0:03 – 1:26)
Surprise, bitches! It’s Whore School time. So I’m sure long-term fans of Whore School have probably noticed that there wasn’t a post on Whoreschool.net. Or did you notice? I’m only asking because seriously, nobody leaves me comments. Ugh, rude.

So there wasn’t a post because I forgot. But we’re gonna pretend like I did that on purpose. Okay.

So that we can have, you know, a pop quiz. Surprise! Whoreschool is adult sex education. So part of education is occasionally testing your education.

Testing your understanding to make sure that you know what you’re supposed to know. I know! The chat room, by the way, is going Oh, wonderful. Addy says, oh no, I didn’t study.

(1:35 – 2:02)
Giggle Slut said, is there a test today I didn’t study for? Fuck. Welcome. Addy, come eating man.

Gigi, goddess’s little giggle slut. Callie, the sweet girl. And Puvarin, king of the nerds, along with Tina have all joined me so far.

(2:04 – 2:13)
Hopefully I sound okay. My internet is shit. Like, shockingly shit.

(2:15 – 3:08)
This is what happens when you try to, like, economize and you’re like, you know what? I can find a company that’s cheaper. Yep. Yep.

It’s definitely cheaper. Sometimes you get what you pay for. Ah, Giggle Slut says that I sound great.

Good, because I still have all of my tabs closed. I had to close everything. Everything is closed.

Because otherwise it sits there and, like, uses my internet without my permission, which is bullshit. Puvarin says, ouch, that must have hurt. It did.

It did hurt. I will not tell you how many tabs I closed, but many. I closed a lot of tabs.

(3:10 – 3:23)
More than 10. More than 20. More than 30.

I closed a lot of tabs, y’all. And some of them, I don’t remember what they were. I was gonna read those.

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Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn’t have ever opened them. Anyway.

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Clean slate protocol. Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Uh. Uh. No.

Giggle Slut’s like, if you don’t remember what they were, why did you keep them? They were important. They were WordPress dashboards for all the blogs that I have credentials on. There’s a bunch.

Various spreadsheets that I use to keep track of things. So I’m not keeping track of shit. My to-do lists.

My careful timetables of when I’m supposed to do what. Yet there is no coincidence behind why there’s no Horse School post this week. And I had to close all of my tracking tabs.

One plus one is two. Yeah. Um.

Research for various shows. Buh-bye! Those are all gone. Oof.

Oof. Into the ether. So that’s why you guys are gonna get uh-huh.

A test. Hang on. I did remember to post on.

Yes. I posted on. I’m gonna close that tab.

(5:02 – 5:41)
Fuck you. Uh. Blue sky.

Alright. So if you are in Whore School, then you’re here for the sex education. Right? To learn things.

So I’m gonna ask you some questions. I found a whole bunch of quizzes online. Uh.

This one’s from Teen Vogue. Their first question right off the bat. It says condoms are unreliable, uncomfortable, and kill the mood.

True or false? Y’all. Come on. If you get that one wrong, I will be so disappointed in you.

(5:42 – 5:57)
Gigi says trrr. Oh. Gigi is our goddess.

Um. The giggle slut. Too many Gs in your name.

(5:58 – 7:38)
Why am I super nervous? I don’t test well. Poover and says Chastity cages are better. Uh.

So. The question was condoms are unreliable, uncomfortable, and kill the mood. True or false? Okay.

So if your condom is uncomfortable, do you have a latex allergy? And are you using a latex condom? I knew somebody who always found condoms extremely painful to use. And so he just hated using them. And it turns out he had a latex allergy.

And he was using latex condoms. As soon as he swapped over to the Skin brand, which are nitrile condoms. And Trojan also makes nitrile condoms.

There’s various different companies that make nitrile instead of latex condoms. All of a sudden, condoms weren’t uncomfortable anymore. It could also be a problem of size.

If you get the wrong fucking size, they’re not comfy. Fucking duh. If you think a condom kills the mood though, well that’s a personal problem and I can’t help you.

You’re just gross. They do not kill the mood. Only if you’re a loser.

There are only male condoms. True or false? I really hope you guys know the answer to this. I know that I have actually at least said it out loud on one or two episodes of Whore School.

(7:40 – 8:15)
GG said false. Addie says false. Poovoran says false.

Correct. Yes, there are female condoms. They are basically kind of the same.

Addie says, come on teacher, get to the good stuff. Oh dear. They’re kind of the same as a male condom in that it is a sack and it is a physical barrier that prevents icky juices from touching your precious lotus flowers.

(8:16 – 9:19)
How’s that for the euphemism of the day? But it has a wider opening that is stiffer than on a male condom. You insert it into a woman’s vagina and then you have sex. Pretty easy.

Giggle Slut says a condom can kill the mood, but it’s not the condom itself. I saw someone who was an engineer who made something that would launch a condom onto the bed when a button was pushed. That’s hilarious.

Female condoms work kind of the same way that a diaphragm works. Usually a diaphragm, however, is not made to be disposable. It’s supposed to be reusable.

(9:30 – 10:22)
Barrier condoms. That includes male condoms, female condoms, diaphragms. It’s a physical barrier.

When you use them correctly, male condoms are effective about 98% of the time and female condoms are about 95% effective. Birth control pills are safe and effective at preventing unintended pregnancy, but don’t protect against STIs and HIV. True or false? Comedian man says we put a little mayo in some condoms and threw them into a neighbor’s yard.

See, I live in such a classy place. Hey, Kylie, welcome in. I live in such a classy place, I’ve found used condoms in the parking lot.

(10:23 – 13:33)
Those people moved out. Thank god. Probably because I took pictures of their used condoms and emailed them to the manager, the landlord manager person, to be like, hi, what the fuck? It was them.

So gross. Ew. Okay, so a bunch of people are saying true to the question.

Good. Yes. Thank you.

Birth control pills are safe. They are effective at preventing unwanted pregnancy. They do not protect you against STIs, HIV, or anything else.

Gonorrhea, herpes, chlamydia, syphilis. You gotta use a barrier and or carefully examine your partner’s genitalia. Here’s a fun one for you.

And this is one that don’t be ashamed if you mess up because I’ve only done one episode on the topic of abortion. And it was a while ago. Which one’s safer? Okay, which is safer? Chi1dbirth is safer than abortion, true or false? Which one’s more safe? Which one’s less likely to kill you? Chi1dbirth is safer than abortion, true or false? Let’s see.

Gigi says true. Provence is false. Collie says false.

Addie says false. Giggleslut says false. Tina says abortion is more safe.

Yeah. Chi1dbirth, carrying… Hey, listen, does this include the offspring growing up to kill you? No, actually the process of giving birth is more likely to kill you than an abortion. An abortion, the odds that an abortion is going to kill you practically non-existent.

Like it’s very, very fucking low. The odds that anything going wrong during chi1dbirth. Stupid high.

I live in the grand state of Texas. Guess where we rank for maternal mortality? Here, I’ll look it up. Texas maternal mortality rate by year.

(13:37 – 16:31)
Between 2019 to 2022, historical data indicates a significant increase, rising by 56%. Yay. We’re not the best.

That’s mortality rate by year. Great. Ranking.

Where do we rank? Oh, we’re 34th. Hi, Stacy. You entered on a really great topic.

We’re taking a sex ed quiz. Addie said top five. No, I’m 34th.

34th. So great. Let’s see.

The March of Dimes. Texas ranks 40th out of 52, including all the states, DC and Puerto Rico, for preterm birth with a rate of 11.1%. Texas is among the top 20 states. Where are you? Where are you? I scrolled.

Top 20 states with the lowest rates of severe maternal morbidity. Hi. Okay.

Yeah. According to the March of Dimes, we got a D. Not that great. It’s not good.

All right. Only straight people need to worry about unintended pregnancy. True or false? Come on, guys.

This one, I expect all of you to get correct. Callie says false. Addie says false.

Gigi says false. Poovorin says false. Giggleslut says false.

Yeah, sweep it, bitches. Yeah, false. Shockingly enough, gay, queer, trans, non-binary, all sorts of people are still capable of creative sex in all sorts of combinations.

Lucifer wants my attention. What? Good. Good.

I think there was a lizard. Masturbation is a healthy way to learn about your body and pleasure. True or false? Giggleslut says, looks over at my trans boyfriend.

(16:31 – 20:06)
Yeah, we might be gay, but pregnancy might still happen. Yep. Lisa, when you sleep with somebody, you sleep with everybody they slept with, and any one of them could get you pregnant.

Slutty. That’s fucking funny. Yes, of course, masturbation is a fun way to discover your body and your health.

Keep in mind, this is from the popular fashion magazine, Teen Vogue. It’s okay for boys to pressure their partners to have sex because they physically need it. False.

Giggleslut said, what? I know. Oh God. Giggleslut said that is the same energy as a pregnancy is made of the DNA of everyone you’ve ever slept with.

Here’s a fun one. The fact that, um, okay. Dumbasses on the internet saw a very surface level and facile explanation of what epigenetics are, and they went, oh, and ran with it.

That a woman who has sex with a man and gets his sperm inside of her and then carries a chi1d, her DNA is then changed so that now part of the man’s DNA is always in her forever. Look, it’s only true if you don’t understand genetics. It’s one of those things that’s true on the surface, but then you look at the way that they mean it and no, we’re not fucking chimeras.

That’s not how that fucking works. Comedian says, what about swallowing then? Honestly, the stomach acid destroys everything, so you’re fine. I don’t have time to get into that one, but I saw that and I was like, that’s stupid.

That is the most bad faith read of that. Ugh. Contraceptives are easy to get.

True or false? Gigi says true. Hooverin says true. Addie says depends.

Comedy Man says easy. Giggle Slut says, well, depends on where you live. You ready for this? The real answer? False.

(20:07 – 21:13)
Some things are easy to get. Condoms, birth controls, IUDs, I would actually say those are not that easy to get ahold of. You need health insurance.

For others, there are barriers. Cost, lack of ability to travel, inability to get a prescription, the stigma of using them, and a whole lot of other things. There’s some versions of family planning that you can’t get ahold of because it’s not in your area, because it’s expensive, because there are barriers to getting ahold of it.

So false. Incorrect. Only women menstruate, so only they need to learn about it.

True or false? I hope that we have pounded enough queer theory into everybody’s heads that you know the answer to that. You know the answer, right? Oh, good. False.

(21:13 – 21:52)
Giggle People are still caught up on the easy to get ahold of. Hoover’s like, but the condom machine in the gas station bathroom. Okay.

The IUD. The hormonal birth control in the correct prescription that doesn’t make your PCOS worse. Where would you go right the second to go buy a female condom? Good luck.

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Right? Stacey says, expired three years ago. Uh-huh. Giggle says, who the fuck is writing these? The CIS police? No, it’s because most people would assume that they know the answer, but this, uh, no, they’re like, false.

Not only women menstruate. Trans people and non-binary people do too. But regardless of your gender or ability to menstruate, it’s crucial that everyone be well informed about what menstruation really is.

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Across the world, stigma and discrimination around periods lead to missed classes, forced isolation, exclusion from jobs and public spaces, and in some cases, death. Some places it’s considered so unclean that a woman who is menstruating, if they find out that she is menstruating in a public place, menstruation is when the uterus sheds the thick lining it built up to support a potential pregnancy. If a pregnancy doesn’t occur, the lining breaks down and exits the body through the vagina.

True or false? Come on. Giggle says it’s an egg-related thing, I think, and you start b1eeding internally or something. Oh no, I have to do that again? Okay.

Go back through the old episodes of Whore School because I went over menstruation in detail. Every hormonal change, the luteal phases, what’s happening with the eggs and the fallopian tubes, like I did all of it in exhaustive depth. Giggle says, I’m just an idiot, don’t be mad.

Oh, it’s not your fault. We can look at your entire educational system and everything leading up this moment and recognize that they failed you. It’s not, she doesn’t start b1eeding, like it’s not b1eeding as from a wound.

It is literally the lining of the uterus, a part of an organ breaks down and comes out and it happens to be red and bl**dy because it’s part of an organ is the lining of an entire fucking organ coming out. It’s not b1eeding as in a wound, it’s just tissue sloughing off and being discharged. That’s all.

Addie said that’s why it has little pieces of it. Sometimes it has great big pieces of it. PCOS is a bitch.

(25:09 – 25:35)
Yeah, it’s called menstrual bl**d because there’s bl**d in it. It’s the lining of an organ. The specific tissue that’s being broken down into small pieces and shed is full of bl**d because it is, it’s filled up with bl**d and it’s kind of like swollen with it.

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It’s like a cushion and nutrition source all in one for any potential pregnancy that might happen. That’s what it’s for. There is bl**d.

It’s just bl**d that’s through the walls of the uterus into the lining of the uterus and then it’s just in there until it is sloughed off. It’s not b1eeding as from a wound. It’s different.

It’s different. No, you do not sound like a complete jerk. You sound like you, um, just nobody ever knew.

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Tina says, do you mention PCOS? PCOS is not called PMOS. I know they changed the name of it, but I haven’t gotten into the habit of referring to it by its new name yet. So it’s still, oh, it’s, it’s PCOS.

Polycystic ovarian syndrome, but now it’s, uh, I know what it is. Hang on. PCOS to P P M O S. Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome.

(27:07 – 29:14)
It means stuff. Clearly I’m going to have to do a, like a whole thing about this. And he said, don’t traumatize them, Harper.

Ease them into it. Hattie says, I feel sorry for the level of education in the U S. Oh no, it’s even funnier. Girl sluts in Canada.

Don’t worry. It’s not just Canadians schooling that is less than awesome. American schooling is worse.

So much worse. Gigi says, I thought we were going to talk about what makes us attracted to things. That was, uh, when was that? Not recent.

That was a while ago. Oh, watch this. I clicked a link.

Let’s see if it messes up my voice. Yeah. Attraction and arousal was, oh, last week.

A while ago. Time is meaningless. This week is a pop quiz.

Administration is dirty, gross, and should be kept private. True or false? Okay. I see a bunch of falses.

Good. Thank you. It’s not dirty.

(29:15 – 30:19)
It’s a natural process. It’s annoying. It’s obnoxious.

Oh, this is fun. There’s a myth that menstrual bl*d is cleaning or flushing toxins from the reproductive system. So you may run across somewhere out there, an influencer online who talks about how, um, they don’t have a menstrual cycle because they’ve managed to get rid of all of their toxins.

And it’s usually something that happens to somebody who’s extremely thin. And it’s not that they’ve gotten rid of all their toxins. You have a liver and kidneys.

They’re, they’ve got it. They’re handling it. But extreme stress can cause a menstrual cycle to stop.

Starvation can cause a menstrual cycle to stop. If you get thin enough with not enough body fat, your cycle will stop. Pregnancy will cause your cycle to stop.

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There’s a lot of reasons why your cycle might stop, ranging from perfectly normal to uh-oh. And saying that it’s because you’ve gotten rid of all the toxins and now you’re so clean because you did a detox. Um, no.

No. Right? Kugleslut said, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If someone says the term toxins while selling a health product, run.

Everything, everything is toxic. In the right dose. Yeah.

There are new methods of HIV prevention in addition to using condoms. True or false? Y’all better know the answer to this one too. Come on y’all.

There we go. We’ve got people telling me the name of it. There’s PrEP and PEP.

They’re two different medications that you can take. They even have a version of PrEP that is a once every six months injection. What? That’s so fucking cool.

There’s a daily pill, there’s a monthly pill, and there’s a every six month injection version that you can get. A long-term injection that will prevent you from getting HIV. That is fucking awesome.

And for those of you who are worried that if you’re like in a heterosexual looking marriage, but you want to go out and suck a dick and you don’t want anybody to know, thanks to things like the Hippocratic Oath and HIPAA, you can tell your doctor, I’m going to go engage in risky gay sex. I would like to have PrEP. Your doctor will go, whoa, that’s stupid, but I’m glad that you asked me about this.

Here, have a prescription and your doctor is not allowed to tell your wife. Please, if you want to go suck cock, go get on PrEP. Honestly, would you like to know how many gay men I know who are on every single cruising app and I know which ones are positive and which ones aren’t? Get on PrEP.

(33:12 – 33:40)
Tina says, the six month shot is not approved in my country. Oh, soon. But there’s still, there’s a daily pill.

Take it with your multivitamin. It’s your, it’s your dick, it’s your dick sucking vitamins. Here’s one from Planned Parenthood.

(33:40 – 34:18)
Sperm is made up of semen. True or false? Is sperm made of semen? Semen is made of sperm and other fluids. Okay, in the reproductive system of a person with a vulva, the vagina has the most nerve endings.

(34:25 – 35:44)
True or false? The vagina, the vulva has the most nerve endings. Oh good, look at y’all, woman power. False, false, false, false, false.

And Giggle Slut says, no, that’s the clitoris, isn’t it? Here’s what’s even more fun. They finally mapped all of the nerves in the clitoris, which hadn’t been done before. They mapped all the nerves in the clitoris and I think 2023, so only three years ago, they finally mapped out all the nerves in the clitoris.

We’ve known where all of the nerves in the penis was for many decades. It took them longer to bother to map all the nerves in the clitoris. And why is this important? Well, it turns out during chi1dbirth, a very common procedure is called an episiotomy, where a doctor takes a knife and cuts the opening to the vagina, right at the vulva, between the opening of the vagina and the asshole.

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Cuts right through there. There are nerves there. There are clitoral nerves there.

(35:53 – 36:46)
And because doctors who perform an episiotomy on women who are undergoing chi1dbirth and cut them to make it open faster and wider, have sometimes caused permanent and lasting nerve damage to those women. And now, fucking finally, we can prove it. The uterus is the size of an almond and the ovaries are the size of fists.

True or false? That’s another scratch it, reverse it. No, the ovaries are about the size of an almond. The uterus is about the size of a fist, but it can expand.

(36:48 – 37:20)
A person with a vulva is born with all the eggs, the ova, that they will ever have. Gigi says false. Callie says true.

Stacey’s not sure. Giggle Slut says true. Pooverin doesn’t know.

(37:20 – 39:24)
Third base. It’s true. Okay, so try this brain puzzler for you.

If a person with a vulva is born with all the eggs that they will ever have, that means the egg that formed you was once inside your grandmother. Addie says grandmas and granddaughters, right? Yep. It’s a brain tweezer.

Isn’t that fun? This is also, there’s a reason, so epigenetics is so fascinating. If your grandmother goes through extreme stress, right, like starvation or war, something like extreme stress, it turns on and off certain genetics in her that are then passed on to her offspring and any daughter she has to her daughter’s offspring as well. Isn’t that wacky? That’s so cool.

So generational trauma is real and measurable and we can prove that it exists. Okay, it takes two weeks after fertilization for the results to appear on a pregnancy test. Addie said, though, I wouldn’t call trauma cool.

Gigi said true. Giggle Slut says yes, question mark. Callie doesn’t know.

(39:24 – 39:32)
Addie says two weeks seem excessive. It’s true. It does take.

(39:35 – 40:49)
Okay, so the most, the fastest, most accurate pregnancy test that you can get on the market right now, today, takes eight days. Eight days to show up. The vast majority of people don’t realize that they’re pregnant until after they’ve missed a period.

Because remember, pregnancy can stop the menstrual cycle. So if you miss a cycle, then you go, uh-oh. And you go and you get a test and you look at it and you go, well, crap.

So in some places that have, say, a six-week ban on abortion. If you are after six weeks, real quick, do the math on that one. Pregnant women, because we don’t know exactly when conception occurred, pregnant women, they count the pregnancy from the end of the previous menstrual cycle, which is usually 28 days.

(40:50 – 41:33)
Usually. Sometimes it’s longer, sometimes it’s shorter. How the fuck do we know? What’s your cycle like? Some women’s cycle is 43 days.

How many weeks is that? Plus time to go to the store and buy the test and take the test and then make an appointment. A person with a penis emits about 300 million to 600 million sperm with each ejaculation. True or false? Every sperm is sacred.

(41:34 – 41:40)
Just remember that. Every sperm is sacred. Every one of those is a potential life.

(41:42 – 43:45)
Because it’s true. 300 million or 600 million. Guys, the birth rate has dropped so low and it’s because all of y’all keep masturbating.

God, this is Giggle’s lesson. I mean, they’re cells, right? Yeah. Please tell me that’s a joke.

Yeah, it’s a joke. It’s a mean joke because fucking hell. The egg is the largest cell in the body of a person with a vulva.

Please tell me you know. Yes, by a large, large margin. Egg cells are big.

Yeah. Penis is the ovule? Yes, the ovum. And he said it’s the only one visible to the eye.

It is. Yes, most of the time, if you see one single cell to the naked eye without using a microscope, you can’t see that. You’re like, there’s nothing there.

What am I looking at? Dust? But if you look at a slide that has an ovum on it, an egg, a human egg, yeah, you can see it. It’s right there. Giggle’s lesson.

I feel like I walked into my discrete math class final exam again. I knew like less than half of the material, but still got an okay grade. This feels like that.

(43:46 – 46:41)
Yes. Hashtag life goals. All right, listen, this is a multiple choice one.

What happens during menstruation? The body discards the weekly buildup of the uterine lining. The body discards the monthly buildup of the uterine lining. The body discards the yearly buildup of the uterine lining or none of the above.

Come on. That one’s an easy one, right? See, look at that. Even comedic man got it right.

B. In theory, at least. This one’s off of BuzzFeed, so we’re going to expect a few inconsistencies. Giggle’s lesson depends on the person, but if I had to guess, monthly.

Yes, roughly monthly, depending on the person. Some people cycle are faster. Some people cycle are slower.

Monthly. Monthly buildup. God, I wish it was yearly.

Can you imagine like a one and done? Oh, what part of the person with a vagina’s body during ovulation? What part releases an egg to be fertilized by a sperm? The uterus, the fallopian tubes, the ovary, or the cervix. Come on. Right? That one’s, come on.

Giggle’s lesson. Wasn’t that a SNL skit with Tina Fey where she had a once a year period and when it hit, she started destroying a building. I mean, just stay home.

Stay home and refuse to leave the house for a while. Be like, no, it’s my yearly. Stay in the fuck home, screw you.

The penis is made up of two parts. Okay. The shaft and the glands.

The shaft and the head. The glands and the head. The shaft and the base.

Giggle’s lesson. Isn’t there more than two? It depends on how picky and specific you’re being. For instance, shaft and glands, AKA my two best friends.

(46:46 – 48:46)
Giggle’s lesson. I don’t feel that’s very anatomically accurate. The answer they want was shaft and glands.

The glands is part of the head. Epididymis and the testicles hang inside a structure called the prostate, penis, vas deferens. They misspelled that word and scrotum.

Sorry, that was really fucking funny. They misspelled vas deferens. And he said, what was the third? Vas deferens.

Where, where is the epididymis? Vas, vas deferens. They left out the third E. All right. I’m going to give you guys a picture.

You’re ready for this? Name the anatomy part. What is D pointing to? What is the letter D pointing to? It is a picture of, Giggle’s lesson. Oh no.

Oh, Tina’s very bold and says cervix. No. What is D pointing to? Cervix, vagina, fallopian tube, or uterus? Here you go.

Comedy man said badge. There you go. Tina’s vagina.

Yep. That would be the vagina. The vagine.

(48:48 – 49:10)
All right. What is E pointing to? E cervix, ovary, fallopian tube, or uterus? E the letter E. What’s the E pointing to in that one? I don’t know. I’m going to make y’all scroll up.

Cervix. Yes. Cervix.

(49:11 – 50:15)
Correct. What is the G pointing to? Is that the urethra, the clitoris, the fallopian tube, or the uterus? Yep. Gigi said the G spot.

Jesus Christ, woman. No. The uterus.

Bonus points. Is it possible to stick your penis inside the uterus? I read an awful lot of porn that seems to think that you should be able to. However, the answer is no, and also do not.

Don’t do that. Oh, no. And he said not unless you want to hurt people.

(50:16 – 52:06)
Giggles that said theoretically yes, but a lot more has to go wrong before that. Yeah, that would, ow, owie. Kylie in the chat said it’s really hard to listen to one podcast and record another simultaneously.

Oh, don’t worry, folks. It’s not all internal reproductive structures. Here you go.

Have another terrifying image. What is F? What’s F pointing to? Is that penis, testicle, prostate, or vas deferens? Let’s see if you can get it. Giggles that said damn it.

Testes, testicle. Yep. That there is the squishy bits.

I mean, the testicles. How about the letter A? What is the letter A pointing to? Penis, urethra, prostate, vas deferens. Giggles that don’t describe it like that.

It misspelled three words in that sentence. Is that upsetting? Giggles. Correct.

It is the vas deferens. Hey, they spelled it correct in the quiz this time. What, what is E pointing to? E. Urethra, seminal vesicle, epididymis, prostate.

(52:16 – 53:09)
Comedy fan says seminal. Stacey says seminal vesicle. Giggles that said I’m on a new keyboard.

I’m still learning. I have no fucking clue. Giggles.

Cool slut is being bullied. Giggles. Y’all, no.

The seminal vesicles are inside the testicle. The thingy that’s on the outside of the testicle kind of cradling it like that. That’s the epididymis.

I knew what it was. Mic drop, except I’m not dropping my very expensive microphone, so it’s, you know, metaphorically. A metaphoric mic drop.

(53:10 – 54:20)
That’s your epididymis. All right. Giggles.

Fun with anatomy. What cures herpes? Antibiotic pills? Antibiotic topicals? Both of the above? Or there is no cure for herpes. Giggles.

None of the chat can spell epididymis. Giggles. Epididymis.

Epididymis. Epididymis. Not hippopotamus.

(54:21 – 54:47)
Epididymis. And correct. Nothing cures herpes.

It’s a virus. You don’t cure those. Which of the following is not an example of hormonal birth control? Pills? Vaginal ring? Diaphragm? Or patch? I hope you were paying attention because I was talking about it earlier.

(54:47 – 54:56)
Giggles. Addie said the very famous Greek screenplay writer, Epididymis. Giggles.

(54:57 – 56:28)
Kylie said, Epididymis Van Deferens will be my new fake name. Okay, so Addie thinks the vaginal ring, Tina says diaphragm, is a mechanical barrier. Yeah, it’s the diaphragm.

It’s a mechanical barrier, not hormonal. True or false? Typical sperm count ranges from 1 million to 10 million per milliliter of semen. I think they’re just being silly right now because they say false.

A typical sperm count may range from 15 million to more than 200 million per milliliter of semen. Remember the numbers from the previous quiz? 300 million to 600 million per load? Per ejaculation? How much do you think comes out of you? How many weeks is a typical human pregnancy? How many weeks for a typical human pregnancy? 36 weeks? 38 weeks? 40 weeks? Or 42 weeks? Come on, y’all. Addie said I contain multitudes.

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Gigi says 36. Kylie says 36. Giggles said 40.

Addie says, fuck that noise. That’s math. Stacey says 36 and uses 9 times 4 as proof.

Kylie says it depends on which 9 months. I’ll go for 38. Tina says 38.

Giggle Slut says my brain is fried. Tina said, oh no, 36. None of you except for Giggle Slut are right.

It’s 40 weeks. Everybody knows, right? All 9 months because there’s 3 trimesters. The typical human pregnancy lasts for 10 months.

(57:18 – 57:42)
The reason why a lot of people think it’s only 9 is because we don’t know when conception happens. And given the variability in length of menstrual cycle, we really can’t fucking figure that shit out. It’s also possible to get pregnant on your period.

(57:43 – 58:10)
Just because she’s on her cycle doesn’t mean she can’t get pregnant. And also, the vagina is a magical thing that can hold on to sperm and keep it viable for 5 to 7 days before conception even happens. We don’t know when conception happens.

(58:11 – 1:01:16)
And we have not a really good chance of figuring that shit out. So most of the time, we guess about when you’re due. Probably this date.

And we’re good at guessing. But we don’t know exactly how long that thing’s been in there cooking because sometimes it’s longer and sometimes it’s shorter. For reasons.

So, 40. When sperm fertilizes an egg, it creates an embryo, zygote, fetus, or game eat. Which one? When sperm fertilizes an egg, it creates an embryo, a zygote, a fetus, or a game eat.

Which one? It’s a game eat. Tina votes embryo. Addie says zygote.

Google Slut said zygote. Comedic Man, zygote. Yeah, it’s a zygote.

Addie says, I feel embryos are bigger. Yeah, it’s a zygote. It’s a literal single cell is the zygote.

As soon as it starts to divide, it’s an embryo. Boom. And a game eat is what it was before it was fertilized.

Both the egg and the sperm are game eats. Your body produces game eats. My body produces game eats.

When my game eats and your game eats get together, I start taking pills. This is Whore School. You survived the pop quiz.

How many of the questions did you get right? Thank you all for joining me tonight. Please remember, the Sissy Pageant is back. I’ve put links all over the place.

They’re all over the Discord server and my social medias. Please go and vote for when you would like to have the Sissy Pageant big final event, specifically the time of day so that we know when. Google Slut says where do we sign up? You can’t sign up yet.

Haha. That news is coming at the beginning of August. All the details will be on the Daily Cock.

Thank you all for listening. This is Whore School, adult sex education from 11 to midnight on the East Coast, 8 to 9 on the West Coast, time zones in between, with occasional random pop quizzes because they’re fun for me. Thank you guys for listening and I will see you all again next week.

Good night.

 

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