WS 483 Advanced Feminization

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WS 483 Advanced Feminization

 

In the midst of a historic ice storm blanketing swathes of the nation, Mistress Harper wrapped a blanket over her lap and cranked the space heater up to 11 and brought Advanced Feminization to the adoring masses. Listen to learn about the relative meaning of ‘advanced’, and how some things you may think of as super far along might just be Tuesday for others! There is also a discussion of how bad some sissies and feminized folks are down for anal. Advanced anal and really big cocks are discussed. Listen to the recorded show, and read the transcript below!

 

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It’s Whore School! I’m live! It is, uh, pardon my language, but fucking cold. Fuck this shit. Holy crap balls.

Do you know how cold it is? Oh, I am unhappy. I have my little weather app on my phone up and it says it is currently 22 whole degrees Fahrenheit with a feels like of 10. 10.

Y’all, 10. That’s not a thing that should happen in Central Texas. I am grumpy about this.

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For obvious reasons. Because it’s fucking cold. It froze.

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Callie says, at least you aren’t getting a foot of snow. That’s true. We did get a half an inch of ice on everything.

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To put this into perspective, uh, the henbane was blooming. The little, little purple, cute little flowers, um, Lemonaria species, henbane. It’s, it usually starts blooming the first week of February.

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I think of it as the Imbolc flower. It was blooming early because it’s been so hot. Remember how, uh, for Christmas it was 80? Here, 80, 8, 0 degrees Fahrenheit.

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It was 80 degrees Fahrenheit. It’s 22 now. I’m allowed to be grumpy about that dichotomy.

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It’s terrible. If you’re listening to the live show, head to communitykink.com because Callie, Patti, Sissy Addie, and Tina are all in here. Yeah.

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Callie says, or, uh, Minnesota from, I saw this weekend getting to like negative 40. There’s a reason I live in Texas. And I was thinking, right, because the summers are going to be hellish.

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If it’s 80 in December, the summer is going to really suck. So I was like, maybe I should move north, right? I should move a little bit north. Thank you, Tina.

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Tina did the math for me. She said 22 equals negative 6 for the civilized world. Yeah.

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Yeah, this is, uh, this is, uh, this is unfortunate. I am, uh, displeased. Do not like.

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I don’t know how to change the settings on this. So it shows it to me in Fahrenheit. The low overnight should be 18.

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Tomorrow’s low is supposed to be 14. Fuck this shit. Patty wants to know if there’s competitive feminization.

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There is. It’s very dirty. We’re going to talk about advanced feminization tonight.

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But before we get started on that, I, um, look, if you’ve been paying any attention whatsoever to the news, you know, you know, you, you saw that. You saw that video. I’ve seen it from six different perspectives.

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I saw that. Patty says, um, I kind of don’t. Yeah.

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Enjoy your Canadian. Not having to worry about this. So, uh, to be abundantly clear for those of you who are curious, I oppose that if you’re having trouble dealing with the news coming out of Minnesota, Minneapolis, if that’s caused you some upset and, and you feel dysregulated, that’s perfectly normal.

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I took a two hour cortisol nap today because that’s one of the ways that our nervous systems regulate. When you’ve been super duper stressed, sometimes you’re like, yep, I’m just going to go take a nap in order to not be stressed anymore. Cause it’s not a good thing.

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Just going to go rest. Just going to go nap, do what you have to do in order to take care of yourself. But then get on the phone to your elected dumb asses and tell them to not approve this funding bill that would provide DHS and ICE with yet more money.

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They cannot train themselves out of doing what they’re doing. Especially when we know that the person who committed the second unaliving of the year was a 10 year plus veteran who teaches firearm safety for ICE. So yes, if you’re feeling feelings about this, that’s yeah, it’s a mess.

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Patty said, I can’t look up bad news from USA because that’s not narrow enough. Okay. So look up Renee Good.

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That’s the first one. Actually, technically the second one, because there was somebody before them on New Year’s and then look up Alex Peretti. There you go.

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So let’s talk about feminization because that’s way more fun. Although there’s also a trend that’s going around on TikTok. I do believe in which people are like, you know what? I don’t generally talk about politics, but it’s important to mention that I can’t continue to talk about whatever the fun thing is that we like to talk about so much.

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If I was shot by an ICE agent. So when we’re talking about feminization, sometimes people are like, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to learn about feminization. And they’ll often ask for advanced feminization, but advanced, that’s like big or small, medium.

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It’s all relative. And I always have to ask advanced compared to what? What are we comparing this to? What is not advanced feminization? See, Kali says even the basics are advanced to me. Ooh, Addy’s going to go jump in the shower, but she’s still listening.

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Ooh la la. Scrub that sexy body. Kali says steamy.

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So if you call me up and you say, I would love to play around with some advanced feminization, I’m going to ask you, where are you now? And how far do you want to go? Because that’s going to tell me where your level for advanced might be. Because some people’s advanced might be another person’s, you know, Tuesday night. For somebody who’s never played with feminization in any way whatsoever, panties, just putting on a pair of your girlfriend’s panties can feel very, very advanced.

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It’s not necessarily, but it can feel that way. So when I start talking about advanced feminization, I’m not even really talking about transition for trans people. That’s a different thing.

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Patty said advanced is in the frame of reference, right? Yeah, pretty much. It’s relative, it’s subjective. It’s advanced to you, not necessarily advanced to what I think is advanced.

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Some people advanced feminization means the full nine yards, getting all the way dressed up. There are a few things though that actually are advanced that I would not recommend for somebody who has never ever done that before. Patty said, I think at my stage advanced would be anything that’s like noticeable to anyone outside of private stuff.

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So last Friday, the 23rd for Femdom Fridays, they let me be in charge. That was their first mistake. So I did a Femdom Feminization Fridays, and I asked all of the ladies to bring their very, very best feminization tips for both stealth feminization or feminization where you don’t want anybody to know.

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You know, maybe your mistress knows and no one else can tell. And also to bring their very best tips for, I want everybody to know. So if you’re interested in that, look up Femdom Fridays.

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It’s on all of the podcast sites. You’ll find it. We also have the Femdom Fridays blog.

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You can go and look on there. Oh, wow. My internet has been weird lately.

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Yep. There it is. Femdomfridays.com. And under the listen to the podcast, there is the full transcript and also an embedded player.

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So you could just click play, not right this second. And you can listen to that live show. The mistresses who were present were Becky, Demi, Hadley, Miss Krista, and Miss Michelle.

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So the central cast, everybody was there, and it was so fun. So if you’re interested in that, go over there. I also didn’t ask the ladies, what would you do to feminize a man if you could do anything? Sky’s the limit.

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Go crazy. Oh, Kinky Katie has joined us in the chat. I didn’t see you.

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And PrisonerDeKayMarie as well. And Kylie. Oh my god, I’m falling behind on saying hi to people.

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Kylie said, that was the really fun part of the show. Well, you got to see how creative and inventive we all could be if, you know, we could bend reality. Patty said, it almost turned into actual porn.

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Hey, we were very careful. We kept it extremely PG-13. It’s just, it’s amazing how suggestive you can be when discussing things that are technically PG-13.

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Technically. We know where the line is. I didn’t have to mute anything when I edited out that episode.

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Okay, so advanced, beginner, intermediate. All of that is in the eye of the person who is being feminized. If it’s advanced for you, then okay, it’s advanced.

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Yes, just because I might think to myself privately in the silence of my head, wow, what a newbie, I would never think that. But just because I might be thinking that, or you think that I might be thinking that, doesn’t mean it’s true. If you think that this level of feminization is a challenge, then it is a challenge.

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It’s a challenge for you. Some people start off very, very stealth and extremely on the down low. And then eventually they decide that, you know what, this feels too damn good.

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I want to get a little bit adventurous. And there’s two different reasons why people might want to be more adventurous with their feminization. One, they have a public humiliation kink.

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Or two, that there’s an egg. They’re probably, or might be, kind of, sort of, likely trans. Prisoner said, Harper knows that we know that she knows what we are thinking.

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And we know what Harper knows. Patty says, looks around, what are all these eggs doing here? They’re cracking, slowly, crack that egg right on open. Come on, come out, come out, wherever you are.

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So it might be a public humiliation kink. It might be, this is indicative of something about your lifestyle and or personal identity. That’s for you to decide.

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Right? Kiki Katie says, trans girl wants to get fully feminized? Shocking. I know. That’s fine.

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You, you might be a little bit surprised how many trans women call me because they’re like, look, before I was an egg, I was a sissy. And I just want to go back to that just for a minute and be feminized so that I can get off. And it’s because if you have been using that as your masturbation fantasy, and it works really, really effectively to get you to where you need to go.

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That doesn’t stop just because you’ve changed your gender markers. Like, that’s still a thing that turns you on. It’s okay.

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Katie said, yep, pretty much never goes away. Yeah. And that’s okay.

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That’s fine. It happens. Penny said also at that moment when you meet someone who you’re 99% sure will come out as trans in the next few years, but you can’t necessarily tell them that because that defeats the purpose of it being on their terms.

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Yeah. Oh, Dina says, it seems very current and makes me a little afraid to be a trans. And Katie says, still here with me strongly.

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Three years after I started HRT, it happens. The stuff that you get off to doesn’t change necessarily, just because all of a sudden you have a new understanding of who you are. So I get a bunch of trans women who are like, please help me.

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I’m horny. I also, did you know, you can, if you do a session with me, you can then leave a comment, like a, like a review of how well I did. And so I shared it in the Whore School discord, right? Yep.

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I did. It’s right there. This is a woman who called me because she’s recently finished her transition, has a brand new body and was like, I don’t know how to use this to masturbate.

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What do I do? So that was a fun session. I really, really enjoyed walking her through how to masturbate as a woman. It was so good.

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That’s one of my faves. Love that. Let’s see.

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And Katie said, that’s why I identify, uh, both identify as a trans girl and a sissy and the humiliation aspect of it always gets me so excited. Hell yes. So that’s why I kind of laugh a little bit when I say that there’s two possible reasons why somebody might want to start pushing the limits, a humiliation fetish or an identity issue.

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And sometimes both at the same time, because erotic humiliation goes with everything. It’s fun. Especially if it comes from somebody that you can trust to not really mean it, right? If I call you a dirty fucking slut, I promise I don’t actually mean it in a mean way, but I can pretend really, really well for a pre-negotiated length of time.

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While you are, you know, being a dirty slut. Something in my throat, not a cock. So now that we’re all on the same page, that advanced is relative and difficult to measure.

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Let’s talk about some advanced feminization. Oh yeah. Patty says, I’m sure there’s at least one guy out there that just like, just prefers wearing the femme clothes for no other reason than it feels nice.

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Yes. I’ve known. So I’ve, I’ve been in alternative kink and queer communities for a long time.

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I’ve known some guys who were like, what? I like wearing skirts. Not because I’m trans. Not because there’s anything about my gender.

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I’m still a dude. They’re comfy. That’s the full reason.

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They’re comfy. Next. Like, yes.

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Tina said kilt, right? Some people wear a kilt. This dude though was wearing like a circle skirt and he looked damn good too. Like he was fine.

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I love cross-dressing. Katie said slut is an endearing term and it’s powerful, but in fantasy is super humiliating and degrading for me. And I love it.

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Everybody’s got different power words, different words that affect them differently and hit, you know, that happy muscle part. Yeah. For some people it’s slut.

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I’ve introduced numerous people to the fun and joy of being called a cunt. It’s one of my favorite words. Patty said if we’re going to restrict clothes by gender, which is dumb to begin with, but whatever.

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Anatomically, it makes more sense for women to wear pants and men to wear skirts, but we aren’t ready for that conversation societally. Katie says I’m in Australia. We call everyone cunts.

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It’s less common over here because it’s more filthy. It’s like really dirty, extremely dirty. Patty says, oh boy, I was embarrassed to admit cunt really gets me.

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Cunt is good. Yeah. I called somebody a sloppy cunt one time.

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And then he immediately came. So I guess that was strong. I think I’ve got a dog hair in my throat.

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Gross. Tina says I prefer good curl. That’s also strong.

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Prisoner cannot spell Australia to save his life tonight. He just misspelled it twice in a row. Differently each time.

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Nice. For some people, advanced feminization can mean a full outfit, the full, like head to toe, everything, skin outward, all of it. Right? Oh, prisoner spelled it correctly.

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Good job, buddy. It took three tries. And sometimes it’s a fantasy of feminization.

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And sometimes it’s a no, no, they’re really going to spend several hours. Getting all dolled up. So this can include things like depilatory services.

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That’s hair removal. It’s a fancy word. Katie said you have to edge every time you spell Australua wrong.

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Oops, gotta edge now. So hair removal can include shaving, waxing. Those little machines that have the spinny rotor and you pluck all the hair out as it I hate those things.

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It can include using the products like magic shaving powder, which read all the instructions on the canister and follow them. Seriously, unless you enjoy chemical burns, in which case don’t. It can be having a professional do it.

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Going to a spa and saying, hello, wax my taint. Or do a DIY at home. It can be, prisoner says I go for sugaring once a month.

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Sugaring is another version of hair removal. And Kali says, epilator? Yeah, that’s the thing. The evil machine with the rotor and it spins and it plucks all your hair out.

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Oh, I just shave. And Kali says a lot of us get more feminized than genetic women, especially when it comes to makeup and accessories. Yes, it’s because the performance of gender is for many people who are gender bendery, trans or otherwise have what they think of as a more masculine body.

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They they feel like they have to perform a feminine performance to a higher level, which sucks because I, I am firmly in. If you don’t want to shave, you ain’t gotta. Hey, Addy’s back.

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Hey, Addy. Girls can be hairy. Like, you don’t have to do that.

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It’s, anyways, just like girls can have a beard. Use beard oil, though, so it’s soft. Advanced feminization can mean that you’re deliberately trying to perform femininity to that higher standard.

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And that can include complete body hair removal. Everything below the eyebrows gone. It can mean surgery to give you titties, a Brazilian butt lift, give you an ass.

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Removing a rib so you have more of a waist. I don’t recommend doing that. You need those.

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Those are bones. You should probably keep those. I’m just saying.

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But you know what? It’s your body. And if you want to modify it like that, go crazy. Penny says, I’ll repeat my favorite quote, slightly modified.

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Everything is gender neutral if you stop being a little bitch about it. Yeah. Katie says, I feel like my dysphoria won’t fully fuck off unless I’m the most perfect cis passing stereotypical looking woman.

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Yeah. Society is a bitch for putting that on a whole bunch of trans women. It sucks.

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Kylie said, I think that’s definitely a part of it. But I also think part of it is you want to go feminine. You really want to go feminine.

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It’s like, why, if I want a hot fudge sundae, I don’t want frozen yogurt. And Patty said, me wanting to keep my beard was definitely holding me back from seeing myself as at all feminine for a while. Yeah.

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Girls could have beards. Fuck that shit. I’m, I’m for it.

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I’m pro facial hair. I remember seeing my grandmother all while I was growing up. She carried a pair of tweezers around with her pretty much everywhere she went.

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Like, I remember her in the car flipping down the visor thing, right. And opening the window on it. And then sitting there plucking hairs out of her chin.

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She’s like, really? Is this? Huh. It’s a thing. So weird.

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And also kind of gross. What are you doing with those hairs? Me. Patty said, I have a question though.

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If advanced is subjective, how competitive feminization works? And how I become the best student in AP feminization. AP classes. That’s a term from high school in the United States.

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It means advanced placement. It’s usually classes that are a little bit harder than the standard. See, prisoner said, circuses used to display bearded ladies all the time.

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And that’s why an awful lot of trans women think that they cannot have, or even genderqueer people think that having facial hair equals being a circus freak. And therefore, you don’t want to do that. Patty says, tell me what I need to do to get a passing grade.

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So, I can understand that pointing out that they used to display bearded women in the circus. On the one hand, it’s kind of nice. Thank you.

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Very supportive. On the other hand, that’s why a lot of people who have facial hair don’t think that they’re performing femininity quite correctly. When really, so genetic women, what a terrible sentence, ew.

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Women who were born with ovaries and, or a uterus. They’re slightly better. Sometimes if they have endometriosis or PCOS, they wind up hair suit, which means hairy.

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They have extra body hair. And it’s because your hormones get a little bit fucked up. You higher levels of testosterone compared to progesterone equals body hair.

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It also equals higher sex drive and better muscle building, like building muscle and retaining muscle. So PCOS is a hormonal disorder that affects mostly people who are women. And it can result in a woman with a fucking beard.

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She’s still a beard. Or she’s still a woman. She just has facial hair.

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Patty says, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them just dressed up bearded men in drag for their bearded women. No, a bunch of them were hair suit women who were like, I, why do I have to shave every day and have a five o’clock fucking shadow? Or I can let my beard grow, stand around and let people throw money at me. So Kylie said, sissies are graded on curves.

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Just don’t be a curve wrecker. So some people for their advanced type of feminization, they want the full outfit and the full outfit. It varies depending on person to person, exactly what, when they close their eyes and they think of what I want to look like.

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Ooh, because we’ve got, you can go on the sissy store and you can get a full latex dress. Not kidding. It’s made of latex.

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You can get it form fitting. You can get it voluminous so that it moves around your legs. You can get satin, you can get silk, you can get all sorts of materials, every color under the rainbow.

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You can customize and specialize. You can get all sorts of fancy outfits. You can get special outfits.

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You can put bells on them. How many ruffles would you like? Because they have it. So you can perform a version of femininity that passes.

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Or you can perform a version of femininity that absolutely does not pass at all. Everyone who looks at you is going to go, that is a dude in a latex baby doll style dress. In hot pink with bells and ribbons and bows.

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So you can go as far away from traditional femininity as you want and play with the themes of femininity. Go wild, go ham, have fun with it. Dream big, darlings.

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Just remember Edna Mode, no capes. Kylie says, I’m definitely a full outfit, sissy. Though I’m not practicing.

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I think that’s about to change. What, the practicing? Go for it. Yeah, Tina says, in the 19th century, there were also animal face ladies in circus traveling shows in Europe and America that were often bears.

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Shaven bears. They shaved a bear and dressed it in women’s clothing. Yikes, I’d be rooting for the bear to go and eat the ringmaster.

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Patty said, for me, feminization is mostly about how I feel. So like having y’all call me Miss Patty, maybe just Patty, really does that for me. I’ve been being called a good girl a lot recently, which feels nice.

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That’s about the extent of it for me so far. But it’s all I’ve needed to feel nice. See, that’s so good.

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And Kylie has a mistress she’ll be playing with. Ooh la la. She said she’s very wicked, but she’s Canadian.

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So she’s really polite about it. Nice. So let’s talk about some of the things that sissies enjoy doing that might be a little bit more advanced.

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Talking about butt stuff. The elderly dog is asleep, but she’s behind me on the couch. And she’s twitching in her dreams.

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So cute. Aww. Tina says, hearing Harper call me good girl with her sexy voice always melts my heart.

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Are you also jealous? Hi. So butt stuff. Let’s talk about butt stuff.

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When you decide that it is time for you to explore penetration. Tina says, butt stuff is advanced? Oh, it can be. All right, so just real quick.

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You need lube. You need plenty of lube. You need sex toys designed for going in the butt.

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Which means they carry a flange. So you will have the toy. It will be tapered for insertion.

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Tapering is good. We love tapering. The widest part of your toy will then narrow down into a neck.

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And then flare back out into flange. The flange should be ideally larger than the thickest part of the insertable portion of your toy. For your butt.

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It’s the general description of a butt plug. If you want to use a dildo, use one of the ones that has balls on it. The balls will act as a flange.

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And prevent you from shoving that toy entirely up your ass and getting it stuck. Yes, it is possible for newbies to get a toy stuck up their butt. Just because you only do this every six weeks doesn’t mean that you are exempt from the rules of anatomy and physics.

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Prisoner said the flange should be larger than your butthole. The flange should be larger than the toy. Because the nature of your butthole, it will expand.

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You can stretch your asshole. You can stretch your asshole pretty significantly. And this is the advanced part of the game.

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Tina says my collection of dildos is slowly growing. I bought an enormous dildo that I didn’t realize was so big. A realistic dildo.

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Yeah. And he said Harper’s burned that piece of advice into my brain by this point. I’ve had to stop using my plug.

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If the bottom of it is narrower than the thickest part of it, it can get sucked up into you and it will get stuck in there. Yeah, prisoner said do not get anything stuck in your butt. The emergency room personnel know it did not get in there by accidentally falling on it.

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Yeah, nobody accidentally falls and lands on something and it goes up your ass. No, they know you stuck that in there. Just don’t.

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Please do not use improvised things in your ass. You can buy a fucking butt plug from Amazon. Okay.

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God. Kelly says I’ve been having issues keeping plugs in and I’m not very experienced with plugs. Good.

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Wear panties that can help hold it in. Also stretch more or go up a size. It depends on the size of the plug.

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It depends on what kind of dildo you’re using. It depends on what you’re doing, how long it’s in there. Like if you put a plug in and then you walk around or you’re active, it’s going to move one direction or the other.

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If it’s got a nice flange on it and you’re walking along, the odds are very good it’s going to pop right out. If it doesn’t have a flange and you try to clinch to keep it in, it goes the other direction. And then you get to go to the ER and tell them what happened and they give you extra strength laxatives in the desperate hope that they don’t have to do surgery.

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You don’t want them to do surgery on your butt. Nobody wants to do surgery on you to retrieve what you lost. So advanced anal play for sissies who are extremely adventurous.

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Yes. Tina says that her large realistic dildo is 12 inches and two and a half inches across. That’s pretty good.

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Two and a half, that’s not too bad. 12 inches, that’s a little long. Patty says, oh, we’re on a side quest, kinda.

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It’s because an awful lot of sissies really love shoving things up their ass. They want to get fucked, right? They want to get filled up. In civilized measures, that would be 36 centimeters and seven to eight centimeters wide.

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Yeah, it’s big, but that’s large. You can learn to take that. As a beginner, no, no.

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As a beginner, you’re gonna want something that’s more in the six to eight inch range at most. That would be 12 centimeters to, I can do math in my head. No, I can’t.

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I have to bust out the fucking calculator. 20 centimeters. Because look up your anatomy online, okay? You look up the anatomy and you look at it and you go, uh-huh.

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Your butthole goes straight in, six to eight inches. And then it takes a sharp turn from the inside of you. It takes a turn to the right and then it starts looping around a whole bunch.

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You can take very, very large things up your ass, but you have to go extremely slowly because it requires that you kind of rearrange your guts. Sorry. You can straighten out part of your intestines by inserting a toy and taking your time with it, going nice and slow and going deeper and deeper.

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And every time you’re a little bit bigger and a little bit deeper in until you have successfully reshaped your guts and now you can take all of that toy. Also, if the toy itself is made of flexible enough material, it can curve and make the turn. The other problem is there are two sphincters in your ass.

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The one that everybody knows, your rim. The first one right there, the one you wipe when you go to the potty, that sphincter. There is a second sphincter that is at the bend, at the tip.

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The bend right there. There’s another sphincter in there. So if you want to take something that’s extremely large, sissies, go very, very slow.

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Take your fucking time. You have to work on stretching both sphincters and rearranging your guts. So that it will fit.

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It can be done. Professional porn stars do it. People who are extremely kinky and very dedicated to taking extremely large and long cocks.

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They also do it. My recommendation is take breaks and allow your anatomy to return to normal every now and then. Because doing that kind of thing for an extended period of time can cause irreversible damage.

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The chat room is talking about really, really big cocks. The vast majority of men who have truly enormous dicks don’t really get to have very much sex. Because most of the people who look at a cock like that, they think to themselves, no way in hell.

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Vanilla people generally look at 12 inches of dick and think, wow, hope he likes a handjob. That’s not gonna fit. I know how deep I am.

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I like it thick. Thick, yes. 12 inches? He’s gonna be hitting my belly button.

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There you go. You okay, girl? I’m making the elderly dog wear a sweater because it’s freezing outside. She has decided that this means she can’t walk.

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You’re okay, baby. There you go. He’s okay.

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Katie says, starts measuring her belly button to butthole. Yeah, it’s about a foot. Like, you can learn to take something that big.

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If a prisoner said your dog is being overly dramatic. Yeah, well, she’s 18. She’s allowed to be.

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You can learn to take something that is that big. Like you can, not immediately. At least not without hurting yourself.

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If you tried to take something that large without the requisite several months worth of prep, you would hurt yourself. You would, like, you would be hurt very badly. Patty said, I love how the chat is kind of trying to bait Miss Harper into talking about her taking something in herself.

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I like girth. Length doesn’t impress me all that much. Like anything beyond eight inches.

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I’m like, that’s, huh, that’s nice. So if you were interested in advanced feminization and anal training. Well, then that poor world record holder who couldn’t find anybody to fuck.

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Well, you’re here, aren’t you? I think you could take 14 and a half inches. Pretty handily, especially if I train you to take it. Because goodness knows I’m not in for that.

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It’s going to be up against my fucking diaphragm. It’s going to give me the hiccups. I’ve known some men who had very large cocks.

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At least one of my friends has a very, very big dick and a heart condition. Which means he doesn’t fuck. He can’t get his blood pressure high enough to get his cock fully erect.

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Because if he does, he faints. His dick’s so big. To get it all the way erect, he loses so much blood volume that he winds up fainting.

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Which is a terrible thing. And I’m only laughing because I’m a sadist. I think it’s funny.

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I’ve also known friends who had long dicks, who were like, yeah, either the girls they try to date take one look at their cock and go, no. Or they can’t get all of it all the way in. Because women’s anatomy, our pussies, there’s a depth.

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There’s a set depth. And anything that can’t fit, you can try, but it hurts us. If you try to shove something too big in there, we’re like, you’re hitting, there’s no more room.

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Tina says, is it bad to not take it fully? It’s less pleasurable for him. He’s never had his dick all the way into somebody. I recommended that he get himself a fleshlight.

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Because that’s long enough. Tina said, the sensitive part is only at the head. I think it’s a psychological thing.

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And he said, the thinking with the bottom head is a joke, people. The up head needs blood more. Yes.

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Prisoners and some guys are showers, others are growers. Very few can be both and remain conscious, it seems. Patty said, no, there’s more nerve endings and some are not in the head.

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But most are in the head. The sensitive bits are right at the tip. But the entire shaft has nerve endings.

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And he’s never had somebody who could take all of his dick. Despite the fact that he desperately wants to. But still, no.

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Unless anal. And even then, they have to work at it and practice first. Because like I said, you got six to eight inches before you hit the bend in the sigmoid colon.

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And if she’s not prepared for that, that also fucking hurts. Katie said, when the dick is that long, that’s when you introduce chastity. Shrinkage.

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You know, I don’t think they would be into that. Sex toys. Sex toys are the solution.

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There are some women who can take things like that. I’ve also known some very dirty slutty women in my time, including a friend of mine who… Don’t try this at home, please. You know a standard wine bottle? Like a wine bottle? She could take that.

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But the neck was poking out of her. The rest of the wine bottle was not. So there are some women out there who can do that.

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She had… She was a milf. And her second offspring was big. And so it had permanently stretched a few things.

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Which meant that she could take things like a wine bottle. Addie said, that scares me. Glass breaks.

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Yes, glass can break. It’s impressive as shit though. Like it was like, wow, huh, cool.

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Disturbing, but cool. Patty says, it might get stuck with no flange. No, she took it in her pussy.

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Not her ass. She took it in her pussy. Do not try to shove a wine bottle up your ass.

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Because Patty’s right. There’s no flange. Patty said, pussy’s different.

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Yeah, you can’t get something stuck in a pussy. The main problem, like the reason why things get stuck in your ass. Is because reverse peristalsis.

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It’ll pull it up and up and up and up and up. Deeper and deeper and deeper. And basically that’s six to eight inches.

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And then deeper. Yeah, it can just… It goes pretty deep. The main problem is when it goes so deep.

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You can’t reach your fingers in and get a grip on it. To pull it back out again. So anything that goes in more than three inches.

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You can no longer reach. You can’t get your fingers on it. The vast majority of women’s vaginas.

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If you stick your fingers in. You can touch pretty much all of it inside. It’s stretchy.

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So bigger cocks can fit in there. It kind of stretches. It moves around a bit.

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If you slam in there and you back into the cervix. That can be painful. There’s nerve endings in that.

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But most of the time. The penis when it enters the vagina. It should be coming in kind of behind the cervix.

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There’s a little pocket up in there. Sort of. I have no idea exactly where my friend with the wine bottle.

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Was sticking the wine bottle. Specifically with regards to her anatomy. But I’m assuming she was just very stretchy.

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Patty said jokes aside. I feel kind of dumb for not knowing this. No it’s pretty common.

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Like sex education doesn’t talk about this kind of stuff. Because they’re not going to be like. Okay so when you’re having sex.

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This is what happens. Like they’re just like. No here’s a picture.

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And that’s the furthest that they go with it. You don’t learn all of this stuff. Until you start talking to me.

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And then I’ll tell you everything. Yeah Addie says pregnancy. The cervix can open too.

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Yeah all of those fantasies and fetishes. And stories that you’ve read about online. Where they’re like.

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He fucked into my cervix. No he fucking did not. That’s impossible.

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One. The cervix only opens up during labor. Two.

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If he did. He just gave her a massive infection. The inside of the cervix is sterile.

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And it should remain sterile. Unless it’s doing something. It relaxes slightly.

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When a woman is menstruating. To allow the lining of the uterus to escape. Otherwise that cervix is shut.

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You cannot get in there. That is not free real estate. Addie said there’s more potential room.

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Nope. There’s no room at this end. No.

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Fun fantasy. Great fantasy. Like ooh.

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Hot. Sexy. Yes.

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But it’s a fantasy. You can’t actually. No.

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You can’t get in there. Don’t try. It hurts.

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Now. Your ureter on the other hand. I’m just gonna leave it at that.

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Okay. To sum up. Advanced versus beginner is in the eye of the sissy.

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If you want to get all the way dressed up. Specialty shops exist. And you can get pretty much anything you want.

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Check out Etsy. Check out the Sissy store. Go wild.

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Enjoy yourself. Life is short. Get dressed up girls.

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If you want to shove something up your ass. Make sure it has a flange. If you want to take something truly large.

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You’re gonna have to work at that for a couple of months. And then yes. You can take that very big dildo.

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Absolutely. So Whore School is adult sex education. And I will absolutely stop everything to discuss anatomy with you.

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At the drop of a hat. Fuck yeah. Check out whoreschool.net. That’s the website.

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I also have my blog. Phone sex. What the fuck is my blog URL? Fetishphonesexblog.

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I know where I blog. And what you should do is you should hit fetishphonesex blog. Because I posted about feminization tips to get you noticed.

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Because you know I’m a giver. Thank you guys and gals. Gentlemen.

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Ladies. Ladies. Folks.

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For showing up. And I hope you all stay nice and cozy. Safe and warm.

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It is cold as shit. Fuck this. Thank you all for listening.

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And I will see you all again. Next week. Good night.

 

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