WS 482 Phone Sex Virgin

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WS 482 Phone Sex Virgin

 

In a first for 2026, Ms Harper managed to stay mostly on topic! Let’s go team, excellent effort. If you’re a virgin to phone sex, or just a virgin in general, you may feel a little nervous about calling for a session. Listen to Whore School as Ms Harper explains what to expect on your first call with her, or your first call with the company! Don’t be afraid, you’ve picked an excellent group to start your exploration with, and we’ll make sure you have a good time with us.

 

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It’s 11pm. Do you know where your mistress is? Look, I think I’m funny. Just kidding.

I know I’m funny. So, astute listeners who’ve been paying attention will know that I kinda forgot about writing a teaser blog for whoreschool.net. Whoops. In my defense, I have undiagnosed and unregulated ADHD and sometimes shit happens.

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I didn’t say it was a good defense. It’s just a defense. If you are listening to the live show, please head to communitykink.com because the chat room’s open.

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I did that part. Look at me. I’m like a functioning adult person who knows what I’m doing.

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Oh, God. Guys. Whoreschool is adult sex education and life skills.

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Last week was supposed to be an episode about taking good care of yourself and indulging. Yeah. I got a little bit sidetracked and that’s fine.

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That’s fine. It’s great. It’s wonderful.

Yeah, sure. This week, we’re going to talk about phone sex for virgins. By phone sex for virgins, in the chat room, so if you’re listening, go to communitykink.com. The chat room is here.

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We have Kali, Patti, and Tina have all joined us. Hi, guys. Patti is like, do you mean virgins as in people who’ve never done phone sex? Virgins as in those who’ve never had sex? Both.

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Either. Oh, no. Kali said, if I disappear, my power may have gone out again.

(2:38 – 2:46)
That sucks. She said, stupid snow. Yeah, no, I don’t like that.

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Patti says that she got her African net sponge and new body wash. I bet your skin feels better, doesn’t it? Feels all like cozy. Cozy and nice and not all dry and gross.

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Yeah, good. Tina’s like, African net sponge? It’s basically, it’s tied. It’s got knots in it, and it’s like a net.

(3:21 – 3:49)
Like a fishing net, except it’s smaller and less scratchy, and you wash your body with it. It’s like a loofah, only better. Right? Also, last week, Patti informed us that when she washed previously, she washed with a bar of ivory soap and her hands.

(3:51 – 4:06)
So this is a significant upgrade. Significant upgrade, right there. Goddammit, I’m being called out twice in a row.

(4:06 – 4:23)
So, to be fair, a bar of ivory soap and your hands. Yes, please, Kali. Separate shampoo and conditioner, not two in one.

(4:26 – 4:43)
Please and thank you. It’s because I love you guys. I love my listeners, okay? I want all of you to treat your bodies really, really well.

(4:43 – 5:01)
The point of last week’s episode was supposed to be body worship, as in, worship your body. Worship the body of the people that you are with as well. And that means treating yourself and others really, really well.

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Eat good food, drink plenty of water, take care of yourself, go for walks, take care of your flesh. That was last week. This week is phone sex for virgins.

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Also, if you cut your hair every six weeks or so, just trim it. If you’re trying to grow your hair out, you should trim your hair every six weeks or so, so that it will grow a little longer. I trimmed my hair today.

(5:40 – 6:04)
I cut off an inch and a half. And currently, I’m pulling it down out of, I usually twist it up into a bun. I’m pulling it out of the bun and letting it down my back, and it is, let’s see, like three inches below the bra strap, the band on the bra.

(6:04 – 6:14)
So, long hair. You want long hair, you get long hair by cutting it. Not kidding.

(6:14 – 6:25)
You got to cut off the dead ends and the split ends. Yay. Tina says that she has bought face lotion because of me.

(6:26 – 6:40)
Good. You deserve to moisturize yourself. In the chat, Sissy Addy has joined us, and Six Pack, who says, hair grows half an inch a month.

(6:42 – 6:49)
It depends on the person. It depends on what you’re doing to your hair and to your scalp. You can get it to grow faster.

(6:50 – 7:05)
There’s both medications and various techniques that you can use to make your hair grow faster. Kelly says, I need to try and address a certain pattern issue somehow. Drugs, there are meds for that.

(7:08 – 7:25)
One of the types of pattern baldness it will work on, and the other one it’s less effective, but you can also just get hair plugs. Like, fuck it. Tina’s like, that should be another episode about hair growth.

(7:26 – 7:50)
There’s so much about taking care of your flesh. I tried to break it into pieces, and then got derailed by Mott sitting in his shower and using shower spray to clean it while he was showering. So that was the other horrific thing that happened last week.

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Please don’t do that, by the way. Don’t clean the shower while you’re naked in it. You’ve just steamed all of your skin, and now all your pores are open, and then you’re going to spray chemicals on yourself.

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Don’t do that. Worship the body. Worship yourself.

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Love yourself. Please. You fucking weirdos.

(8:24 – 8:35)
Betty’s trying to get me back on track. She’s like, we’re talking about virgins. So yes, virgins.

(8:38 – 9:02)
If you’ve never called phone sex before, when you call, here’s what I want you to expect, okay? Especially when you call us, my company, Enchantrix Empire, LDW Group, you’re going to call us, right? What shows up on your bill is LDW Group. It’s not dirty, nasty phone sex R us. That’s not what happened.

(9:05 – 9:21)
Six Pack wants me to invade somebody else’s privacy, record their phone call, and then post it. That’s not going to happen, because that would be gross invasion of somebody else’s privacy. And also, no.

(9:22 – 9:27)
Sissy Katie has joined us and says, hey, hey. Hi, Sissy Katie. Here, have a link to the show.

(9:30 – 9:38)
Katie said, I’m pretty sure virgins only get butt sucks. That’s the opposite of a virgin. If you’ve had sex.

(9:41 – 9:56)
Yeah, no, I’m not going to add. He’s like, isn’t that a crime? It’s gray area. Texas is a single consent state, so technically I could record a call, but it would be so unethical to do that.

(9:57 – 10:09)
So when you call, right, you’re going to talk to one of our lovely dispatchers. Our dispatchers are fabulous, and I adore them. Right now, if you called in, you would speak to either Nova or Tia.

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Now, Nova is newer. Six Pack said if you had their permission, it would be okay, right? No, it would still be unethical. And also, we don’t post X-rated porn on the Internet.

(10:23 – 10:41)
If you want to know what a phone sex call is like, you need to actually call. Yeah, and he’s like, how does the law work if the other party is in another state, right? I’m just not going to do it. No, if you want to know what a phone sex call is like, you can call.

(10:42 – 10:53)
I promise it’s not scary. And the simple fact that we’re not going to record it ever. None of us will ever record your call.

(10:54 – 11:09)
The closest I’ve ever gotten was somebody who wanted me to record him on the call, which is such a pain in the ass to do. God. And then play it back so he could hear himself beg.

(11:10 – 11:19)
And then as soon as the call was over, I deleted those recordings, because it’s useless. I can’t use that for anything. I’m not going to post it anywhere.

(11:19 – 11:29)
The best I could do was email it to him. Nah. So that’s the closest I’ve ever, ever gotten to recording a phone call, and it was a pain in the ass.

(11:30 – 11:46)
I don’t want to do that again. Because when I’m on the phone, I’m using a headset. Do you know how hard it is to get the volume turned up loud enough on a headset to record it on my computer? It’s a real pain in the ass, y’all.

(11:46 – 11:51)
Don’t ask me to do that. I don’t want to. Because he wanted me to play it back.

(11:52 – 12:01)
No. Uh-uh. Okay, so when you call in, you’re going to speak to one of our dispatchers, and they’re going to be like, hi, thank you for calling.

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Do you know who you want to talk to? Do you have an account with us? Like, they’re going to ask you these things. They’re going to want to know. Hey, what up? Is my PC messing with my volume? It is.

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Fucker. My fucking computer. I swear to God.

(12:23 – 12:30)
I’m going to set it on fire. I said fire. The volume visibly dropped to 25%.

(12:30 – 12:36)
You shit. My fucking computer. I’m so mad.

(12:42 – 12:52)
Is it preferred to ask for what type of session you’re looking after in email? I once agreed and communicated making the call then. You can do that. Or you can just call.

(12:53 – 13:00)
You’re good. It does not matter. It is whatever is better for you.

(13:00 – 13:27)
That’s the thing. That’s where we want to be at. Whatever we’re doing is good for you, and you’re comfortable with it.

If you’re not comfortable calling in without communicating beforehand, absolutely email. Go for it. You can reach me harper at enchantrixempire.com or harper at ldwgroup.com Both of those go to the same inbox.

(13:27 – 14:01)
It literally doesn’t matter which one you use. If you’re a brand new caller to our service, you are put on a limited plan. I’m sorry.

I know it sucks. I know a whole lot of people are like, but what if I wanted to call for 15 hours? You can’t. Sorry.

(14:02 – 14:20)
For the first month, you’re only and it refreshes on a weekly basis, but for the first month you can only do I think 150 minutes per week. Then you get another 150. That’s over an hour and a half of time.

(14:20 – 15:01)
That’s plenty of time. If you need more than that, okay. The reason why we put you on a fracking limit is because we’ve had way too many people who get very very excited and super into it and they call for like 17 hours and then they get the credit card bill and then they get that cold dash of reality as they realize oh shit, I just spent how much money? And then they dispute the bill and then we’re on the hook for it.

(15:02 – 15:08)
So, no. Kylie said, sub frenzy, you called it. Yeah.

(15:10 – 15:22)
You’re put on a limit. You have a spending limit for the first month to slow your roll, buddy. Calm down.

(15:25 – 15:44)
It goes faster than you think it will and we have so much stuff that you could be doing that doesn’t involve spending money with us. And I know, it probably, you’re like, a phone sex company that won’t let me spend my money. It’s called ethics.

(15:45 – 15:57)
Ta-da. We have some. First up, it’s ethical because we don’t want to take advantage of people who are sub frenzy.

(15:58 – 16:09)
Who are a little bit altered. Who are like, I have finally found the most perfect person in the whole world who understands my kink and my sexuality and I have to talk to them every single day. Okay.

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It’s unethical to take advantage of you when you’re in that state. Number one. And number two, we’ve been burned.

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Because like I said, nothing stops sub frenzy like getting your credit card bill for many, many thousands of dollars. And then you go, oh shit. That knocks you out of sub frenzy real fast.

(16:37 – 16:50)
We’re not playing that game. Yup. Patty says, you can call or email the dispatchers and ask them to block you for X amount of time.

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She said, that made me feel really good about this. TBH. Hell yeah.

(16:56 – 17:12)
You can call in and say, hey, I need you to help me put the brakes on this because I am on a budget. I need you to help me not. So just don’t let me call back in for the next week.

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Or two weeks or however long. And if you want to get back off of that, you can call back in and be like, hey, I do actually need to call again. And the dispatchers will be like, do you though? Told us to block you for two weeks.

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I think we’re gonna hold with that. And it doesn’t matter if now you’re desperate and begging. Sucks to be you.

(17:40 – 18:46)
Okay. There were some questions in the chat. Katie said, talking about it on the phone for the first time doesn’t count as the session time.

Oh, it does. It’s just whatever you feel more comfortable with. If you really want to set up a specific fantasy for your very first call and you want to make sure all the details are right, then absolutely email ahead of time.

I will warn you, if you send me wallow text, which I have gotten, wallow text with no paragraph breaks, no punctuation, and no capitalization, I will skim that. I will look at it. I will not give it a close read because wallow text, if it’s over 300 words, don’t do that to me.

(18:48 – 18:52)
Don’t do that to me. Be kind. Put in page breaks.

(18:53 – 19:05)
Put in paragraphs, okay? Use good grammar. I know you’re very turned on by your fantasy. Please be nice to me, you bastards.

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Katie says, yeah, those aren’t fun to read. No, I’ve gotten some really, really long, long fucking emails. I got one one time.

I copy-pasted it into a doc to find out what the word count on it was. It was 3,000 words of detailed fantasy, and when he called in, he said a 10-minute time limit. I read 100 words a minute when I’m speaking, so if I was to record that as an audio, that’s 30 minutes.

(19:42 – 20:15)
That is a 30-minute session, sir. That was 30 minutes, and you want me to try to shove all of that into 10. All that detail, and he wanted me to get in-depth with it and elaborate in 10 minutes.

You gotta adjust your expectations a little bit. You gotta please be kind. Katie’s like, LMAO.

(20:16 – 20:28)
Yeah. There’s some messes, okay? There’s some people out there who get really into their fantasies, and I get it. You’re very horny, and you’re super into it.

(20:28 – 20:43)
I love that for you. 100 words a minute. Okay? He’s like, that would need those legal disclaimer speaking speeds, right? My God.

(20:45 – 21:44)
In a session, I talk slower. I slow down, because we’re on the phone, and I want to make sure that you can hear and understand every word I’m saying, so I slow it down. It creates a feeling of more intimacy.

It makes us, like, both of us feel more relaxed and calm, so I’m not gonna try auction announcer voice, you know? So, if you want to set up your email, like, email correspondence ahead of time, absolutely do that. Please try to be succinct. Most of the time, if you give me just three things, three bullet points, I will build the most amazing fantasy you’ve ever experienced out of that.

(21:45 – 21:57)
Most of us can do that. All of the ladies of the empire, we’re really freaking good, okay? You give me three hints, and I’m off to the races. Like, we’re good.

(21:57 – 22:00)
Let’s go. Let’s do this. It’s gonna be fabulous.

(22:01 – 22:22)
I don’t need 3,000 words of in-depth story from you, unless that’s really what you would like, and most of the time, if that’s what you really, really want, hire me to record you a custom audio. You can replay it. You can listen to it again and again.

(22:23 – 22:41)
If you write the script, most of the time, if you write the script and send it to me, I can get that done in under 24 hours. Like, my turnaround is really fucking fast. I don’t want to say that I can guarantee it like that, because sometimes things happen, and sometimes the cat chews on the fucking microphone cord.

(22:41 – 23:24)
You know. So, I tell people, three days. Three days.

It’s usually a whole hell of a lot faster. If you write the script and you send it to me, we’re in like Flynn. I’m gonna give you a really great version of whatever it is that you wrote.

So, sometimes it doesn’t need to be a phone call. Sometimes what they’re really wanting is something that would work better for you as a custom audio. You would own it.

It would never be sold to anybody else ever again. I do keep copies of all of the audios that I’ve ever done. Because I have four terabytes of storage.

(23:25 – 23:45)
And I have not filled. So it is trivial for me to keep a copy. But it will never be sold to anyone else.

It will never be shared with anyone else. I’ll probably never listen to it ever again. That if you lose your copy, you can always email me and say, Miss Harper, I lost my audio.

(23:46 – 23:52)
Can I have it again? I’ll be like, hang on. Let me find it. Because it’s in the files.

(23:53 – 24:14)
What year was it? Okay. And I can find it and I will resend it to you. So, if you are a phone sex virgin, when you call, you must have a credit card.

I’m sorry. You must have some means to pay. Patty says she’s jealous of that amount of storage.

(24:14 – 24:27)
It’s just an external drive. I have a two terabyte external drive and I have a two terabyte internal drive on my computer. Because I needed space.

(24:28 – 24:32)
I still haven’t filled it up. It’s great. Anyways.

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The dispatchers are going to ask you, when you’re new, they’re going to ask you about billing questions. Now, if you have a problem ever with your billing, the mistresses can’t do shit for you. We’re not in that system.

(24:50 – 25:19)
I have no access to any of your billing information. I don’t even get to know your full name. Right? Like, I don’t have any of that.

If you have a problem with billing, email support at enchantrixempire.com That email address is always monitored. It’s monitored by the dispatchers. It’s monitored by the company management too.

(25:26 – 25:46)
You will get a response from the people who can get into the system and do whatever it is they need to do to fix whatever the issue or problem might happen to be. So, that’s half of the company that I don’t mess around with. So, let’s see.

(25:46 – 26:10)
Addie said, my full name is Long. Well, hello Addie Long. It was too good.

I couldn’t resist. So, you have to provide some kind of payment information. So, whatever it is necessary in order for us to run your credit card.

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Boom. Katie said, I’m sure you pay the dispatchers well too since they have to deal with all sorts of horny fuckers. Uh-huh.

(26:25 – 26:49)
Yes. So, please also, if you call in, don’t try to get horny with the dispatchers. They are not here to be the mistress.

Some of them have worked on my side of the business. For example, Tia has. Nova has not.

(26:51 – 27:06)
So, Tia’s response to guys trying to be horny is like to laugh at you and be like, yeah, whatever, anyway. Nova’s response to you trying to be horny, it upsets her. So, please don’t do that.

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Tina said, Tia preferred to be a dispatcher. People switch jobs for various reasons. I don’t know why she switched.

(27:15 – 27:42)
She does still occasionally take calls. So, when she’s taking calls, yay, horny! When she’s dispatching, dude, she just wants to know where she’s billing this. That’s all.

Who is she connecting you to? Addie said, on the topic of names, what does LDW stand for? Ladies dominating the world. That’s what it means. It’s ladies dominating the world.

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Katie says, even if they have, they are not consenting to that at that time. Consent. It’s important.

Please do not try to be openly horny with the dispatchers. Some of them are more comfortable with it than others. Some of them will just be like, yeah, whatever, buddy.

And others will get uncomfortable with it. Don’t. Patty suggested, let’s do weird.

(28:25 – 28:43)
Let’s do weird stuff, if you consider that one word. Katie says, make the femdom cult happen. That’s a reference to Femdom Fridays and Miss Becky, who desperately wants to have a femdom cult.

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So, if you call in and you tell them, I’ve never called this company before, and they’ll be like, great! Have you ever called any phone sex company before? Not that it really, really matters, but it’s to set expectations. They want to know. Obviously, if you’re new to the company, fabulous, we’re going to pull out all the stops in order to make sure that you have a really good time.

(29:18 – 29:44)
If you’ve never called phone sex before, then they’re going to be like, oh, yeah, and are you over 18? Just because we have occasionally had people who wanted to really break the law and get us in trouble, who have tried to call us using their uncles or other family members’ credit cards. We’re like, uh, uh, uh, uh, don’t do that. Naughty, naughty.

(29:46 – 29:54)
Please don’t make us block you for life. Because we will. Do not commit a crime.

(29:55 – 30:27)
And, yeah, it is illegal for people under 18 to call us. Fuck off until you turn 18. Addie says, how do you know, though? We ask for your credit card.

We assume that if you have a credit card, you are over 18. Because that’s the legal standard in the United States for this kind of business. If we find out that you are not over 18, you will get banned.

(30:30 – 30:53)
You’re not allowed to talk to us. And we get real pissed off about that shit. Hey, Tiffy.

I see you joining us. What up, girly girl? So, yeah. We, uh, our dispatchers are really good at figuring out who’s of age and who isn’t of age.

(30:53 – 31:34)
If you have all of the information on a credit card that matches, like it asks for the CV number on the back and the billing zip code, we assume, right, okay, you’re probably who you say you are. I have had one person in the entire time I’ve been doing calls who, on a call with me, said or hinted in some way that he was not of age. That’s how you get immediately hung up on, and I’m immediately talking to dispatch to let them know.

(31:35 – 31:41)
And that’s an instant block. Like, you are, you’re out of here. Good, no, we’re not.

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I don’t even play. Nuh-uh. And he said, why are people so dumb? They’re horny and stupid.

(31:51 – 32:08)
Sometimes people are horny and it makes them stupid. And he said, the U.S. is kind of weird for me. Minors can’t really commit crimes when they’re the perceived victims.

(32:08 – 32:27)
Like, it’s illegal to sell alcohol to minors, but minors won’t be punished for buying it. Right? That’s so stupid. And Katie asks, would I still do something that I can’t say out loud on the internet radio on the phone? Like, that won’t get you in trouble.

(32:30 – 33:06)
So I can’t say that out loud because of Podbean their content rules. But we can do that on the phone. Yes.

I can’t blog about it, and I cannot advertise that I do that. We can discuss that on the phone. On the phone.

(33:09 – 33:39)
Please don’t ask me what those letters stand for. I will also mention, just real quick, that some of the more overt nurturing aspects of that fetish I am less than good at. On account of, I have never had a real, the second letter of that.

(33:42 – 33:46)
Yeah. No. I don’t do those.

(33:51 – 34:21)
So if you ask me for something that’s, like, really specific and detailed and detail-oriented, I’m not, like, no. Oh yeah, I googled. It’s way outside my comfort zone.

(34:22 – 35:03)
For people who are into it, it’s an awful lot of fun. It is between two adults who are consenting. So, for some people, it’s great.

For other people, I don’t… I’m gonna type… I can spell that. There you go. I typed a message into the chat for them to explain why I’m not good at this particular fetish.

(35:05 – 35:40)
Kali said, shudder. Right? Like, dude, you’re… you… I’ll let you marinate in that for a while. Oh, see, Patty said, when you need to immediately preface something with, don’t worry, it’s between two consenting adults, things are already kind of dicey.

Hey, BDSM is between two adults. Spanking fetish, it’s between two adults. Bondage, that’s between two consenting adults.

(35:41 – 36:11)
Like, almost all of what we do is between two consenting adults who know what they’re getting into, who know everything that I’m talking about, and who is into it. Like, just because one particular thing isn’t a thing that you are interested in doesn’t mean that somebody else doesn’t go, oh, hell yeah, I wanna sit on a cheesecake, that sounds fun. Hey, you do that.

(36:12 – 36:40)
Ciciere said, almost all? Well, some of the… Okay, no, everything is between two consenting adults. Period. Some things I don’t really have to put that preface in front of, because every now and then I get somebody who’s like, oh, I just wanna masturbate.

Okay, great. Like, that’s relatively vanilla. Like, my line for what I personally consider really vanilla is elevated.

(36:42 – 37:21)
Katie’s like, I’ve made this a whole puzzle for listeners to figure out. I know. I’m gonna be getting emails about this from people going, Harper, what was the thing? It was driving me crazy.

What was the thing you couldn’t talk about? And I’ll be like, goddammit, I still can’t talk about it. Katie’s like, there’s a reason it’s called adult. It’s in the name, yeah.

(37:26 – 37:39)
The thingy thing. Patty says, now I wanna ask what Ms. Harper’s threshold for vanilla is. I’d probably feel like a Puritan after hearing it.

(37:41 – 37:58)
At this point, like, vanilla sex? Like, traditionally vanilla sex? Penis in vagina, missionary position, vanilla? God. I’d rather not talk about it. Seems boring.

(38:02 – 38:13)
So vanilla for me would be the sort of stuff that I do every single day. So your basic cock control guided masturbation jerk-off instructions. Like, oh yeah, yeah, sure.

(38:13 – 38:20)
Like, yeah. I can do that without even thinking about it. Just easy peasy.

(38:20 – 38:29)
It’s my bread and butter. I do that all the time. It’s practically vanilla.

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Okay, so if you’re like, the basic stuff doesn’t engage my mind. Yeah. Eh.

(38:42 – 39:20)
A lot of people are like that. You start off with the fairly vanilla, and then you get into slightly kinky, and then a little bit more kinky, and then every time it stops working for you, you have to up the ante. You have to increase the rush in order to get off.

It’s called the escalator of kink, where you start off on one thing, and eventually it stops being quite as edgy and cool as it used to be. And so then you have to push the edge a little bit more. You have to add something else to it.

(39:20 – 39:48)
Which is why a lot of people they just keep escalating until several years down the line. They look back and go wow, I used to think that being told how to touch my dick was really shocking, and now here I am, wearing a gimp suit with a vibrating plug up my ass, begging to lick it up. You know? You started off relatively vanilla-y, and now you’re doing some kinky shit.

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And he said, isn’t that how addiction works? No, that’s just how humans work. If you wanted to eat spicy food, you’d start off by eating relatively mild spice. And eventually, you would get accustomed to it.

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You’d get used to it. You’d be like, this isn’t making me sweat anymore. I don’t feel like a whore in church.

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I’m not sweaty. My lips aren’t even tingly. This is bullshit.

I gotta get to the medium now. Fuck. Right? That’s all it is.

You just, any sensation, any thing that you do on a routine basis, eventually, you get used to it. And then, if you want the reaction, you have to escalate just a little bit. And Tina points out that our brains also crave novelty.

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Yes. Absolutely. It’s just a thing that happens.

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It just happens. It doesn’t mean anything about you. Look.

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You cannot growl from under the blanket, you little jerk. Get over here. Patty says, I’m fine with my stuff.

You people are all deviants. Patty said, Does this mean that because I do kinky stuff with y’all, I’ve become desensitized to vanilla sex before I’ve even had sex? No. For physical sex, for people who are out like virgin virgins, I would suggest having regular sex first, and then going kinky just so that, you know, just start on the entry level.

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Don’t jump directly into the deep end. Although I’ve also known a fair number of kinky motherfuckers who skipped vanilla entirely and went straight to the weird kinky shit. So, it’s your life.

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Follow your bliss. Do what makes you happy. Yeah, and Callie says you can do kink without sex, right? You can do an awful lot of kinky stuff without actually if you define sex as people’s genitals involved in whatever it is that you’re doing.

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Patty said, What about losing your virginity at an orgy? Is that too much? I mean, no. Unless it was too much for you, in which case yes. It’s a very personal thing.

If what you want is to lose your virginity at an orgy while blindfolded and tied to the floor, you’re okay. You do you, buddy. As long as you are over 18 and capable of consent and everyone else at the party is likewise, have fun.

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I would advise you to have somebody present to make sure that everybody is following the rules, but you know, it’s your life. Patty says, What is sex? has a much broader answer, right? Yeah. Because sex isn’t just penis and vagina.

Sometimes the people who are fucking may or may not have one of each. Gay sex happens. Fuck it.

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Patty says, Now I want to lose my virginity like that. You can. Katie says, Be safe and careful.

See? Risk aware. In BDSM worlds, there’s SSC, which is safe, sane, and consensual, right? Was I careful? Safe, sane, and consensual. Which a lot of people are like, you’re all sex or all kink interactions must be SSC.

Yes. Kelly says, Rack and prick. Katie says, You’re also innocent.

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So rack is risk aware, consensual kink. And it’s the one that I like better. Risk aware, consensual kink.

Because it’s pointing out to you that everything carries risk. Vanilla sex has risk. Everything has risk.

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You just have to be aware of what the risk is and manage it for your own comfort. To the level at which you are comfortable managing the risk of whatever it is that you’re doing. Of the various types of sexual activity, phone sex is relatively low risk.

If you call a company, like mine, where we are fucking ethical. I mean, we put you on a money limit for your first entire month with us. You also have a weekly permanent limit for how much you can give as a tip or virtual bouquet.

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You cannot give us more than $500 a week. Period. You can’t.

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We don’t let you. You cannot call me up and be like, I’m going to give you $5,000. That’s a fun fantasy, but it’s not going to happen.

I don’t care what your limit on your credit card is. Like, we don’t care. You can’t do that.

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It’s not allowed. Penny says, I feel like the only risk is randomly being doxxed. Eh.

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It is highly unlikely. Some other foreign actor would have to hack us and do that. So Tina has asked, and I made a note to come back and ask that, but I’m glad you asked again.

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What do I recommend for foreign callers? Discord is pretty good. What you would do, we have two different ways, two different sites that you can use to pay online. You never even have to talk to a dispatcher if you really want to.

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If you’re overseas, or if you are worried about your phone connection isn’t safe, what you do is you go to sexytexting.com or textwithme123.com either of those. Sometimes for a while there, sexy texting was a little bit wonky. Something was wrong with the SSL and I don’t fucking know what the hell was going on.

They fixed it. It’s working great. But you go and you can pay online.

Talk to the mistress of your choice before you pay just to make sure that she is available. That the person you want to speak with is available to talk to you. Because sometimes I’ve had people who are like, hey, I paid for a session.

I’d love to talk to you. And I’m like, I am actively on the phone with somebody else. You can’t talk to me.

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I’m busy. I’m on the phone. I’m in a session.

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So when that happens, if the session isn’t used in like 48 hours, I think, it’s voided. The system just stops and is like, nope. And you’re not charged for it.

It never completes the charge. It puts a hold. I do not understand how this works.

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I don’t work on the dispatch side of it. So, something, something, it’s fine. You were never charged.

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He’s like, witchcraft. So when you buy online, when you buy on Sexy Texting or Text With Me 123, only buy the time that you are going to use. Because it’s a completely different billing system than the phone calls are.

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And you cannot get a refund. So what you buy, you must use. Okay? You do not get a refund back.

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So if you buy 30 minutes and only use 10, you still paid for 30. So, to be clear. And then, so you have talked to the person you want to speak with.

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You made sure that they are available. You got the all clear for how much you’re going to do. You bought your session.

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You will tell the mistress what email address you put in for your receipt. Because that’s how we’re going to talk to our dispatchers and say, hey, look at the system under this email address and tell me if that payment went through or not. And then the dispatchers will go, yes, it did.

I see it right here. I’m earmarking it for you. And we go, great.

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Thank you so much. And then we get back with you and tell you, okay, I see that you have okay, dispatch tells me that you have paid for 30 minutes. We’re good to go.

Is this going to be text or voice? And I ask that because I have to get my microphone and make sure my fucking levels are correct and get my headset out so that there’s no feedback and it’s a whole thing and it’s all fine. That’s why I ask is because I have to get the microphone and put it in front of me instead of it sitting to one side. It’s the whole thing.

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And then we connect and you do the thing and we have tons of fun. I keep track of the time. At the end, I let you know, okay, that was great.

I really loved it. I hope we get to talk again. That was so fabulous.

Go get yourself some water. Clean up your mess. You were awesome.

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Bye. And then we’re done. Easy.

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Easy peasy lemon squeezy. So for international callers, Discord is great. If you need to use Gmeet, we can also use that.

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Somehow. I generally use Discord. I like Discord better.

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Really great audio. And I… Google has gone way too AI so it’s on them. So that was that.

I’m checking the chat to see. Katie said, make sure the cats aren’t eating the cords. God, little bitch of a cat.

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They’re such little buttholes. Okay. So, if you were a virgin to calling phone sex in general, like I said, we’re going to put you on a restriction.

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You’re going to have to present your payment information. You will be connected to whomever it is that you would like to speak to. Sup, homie? I do this professionally.

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When you’re talking to me on the phone, the only information I get when you’re connected to me is how long you’re on for and if you are a first-time caller. I’m also told the first name so that we can communicate about you with dispatch. So I can be like, hey, I’m on with so-and-so and this has happened.

Right? It’s just so we can all keep track of who I’m talking about because what I will ask you is, what should I call you? Your name that I’m calling you doesn’t have to be your billing name. I don’t give a shit what your billing name is. If you want me to call you Princess Flufferpants striptease goddess to the football team, okay, Princess Flufferpants.

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Sure. Let’s do that. I don’t give a shit.

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What name you tell me. The number of people who call in are like, my name is Chrissy. Great.

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Do you know how many Chrissys I speak to? Bunches. So, John. So many men named John.

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Oh, God. John, Chris. Chris is a common name.

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Oh. Oh. So many names.

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And he’s a striptease goddess to the football team. Say the whole thing. Right? So, I will ask you.

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I will be like, hi, this is Harper. What’s your name? Because if you want to pick a different name for every single time you call me, okay. Sure.

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You want to try out a feminine name to see if you like it when I say it? Okay. Like, I’m pretty certain that the only reason Patty is walking around with Patty most of the time is because I was like, yeah, sure. You can ask us to use whatever name and if it makes you go, ooh, okay.

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Maybe that tells you something about yourself. You can use any name you want. You want to be Bambi the cockslut? Okay, Bambi the cockslut.

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We’ve got Peewee. He’s on Enchantrix Empire.net. You can find Peewee over there. He really does go by Peewee.

I’m not kidding. Like, we’re not kidding. Peewee exists.

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Dickless? Dickless exists. Okay. Whatever name you want.

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And then I’ll ask you, what are you up to today? Anything fun or dirty? Nasty? What you doing? Got a fantasy in mind? Come on. Hit me with it. Because I want to know.

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Tell me. Why are you here? What are we doing? Are we just chatting? Are we hanging out? Come on. Sky’s the limit.

Tell me. So, unfortunately, if you’re a phone sex virgin, you have to actually tell me what you’re into. You have to use the words.

You have to say it out loud. Don’t worry. I’ve heard literally everything.

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If you ask me for something that we cannot talk about, I will tell you. No judgment. Okay? The only time that I get, like, short or upset is if you say, hey, I want to do huffing balloon farts.

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And I go, oh, I’m so sorry. That’s against our terms of service. We can’t talk about that.

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And you go, but I want to. Oh, well, in that case, no. Like, I will only escalate and get mean about it if you push.

But if you ask for something that I can’t talk about, then I’ll tell you. Nope. We can’t talk about that.

Or occasionally, look, we can talk about that. That is a thing that we can do. I’m not very good at it.

So if you want, I can try. Or I can tell you who I know is really good at that. And I will send you back to dispatch.

You will not be charged for speaking with me. I will forgive this call and send you back to dispatch so you can connect with somebody else who’s going to do what it is that you want to do better than I can do it. Trust me.

No harm, no foul. If you ask for something and I’m like, I can’t do that, that’s not my specialty. Very, very rarely happens.

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But you saw me run into that process tonight. Technically, I can do that. I’m not very good at it.

But I can do that. Sure. Let’s do it.

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Woo! Fuck it, we ball. If you really decide at any point that you’re like, nah, this isn’t working for me. Alright, I will send you back to dispatch.

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No worries. Absolutely none. And of course, our company does have our 100% guarantee.

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If you’re like, this call really sucked and I don’t want to pay for it. You can tell dispatch, that call really sucked. I don’t want to pay for it.

And they will make sure that you don’t pay for it. Now, fair warning, if you do that, you will never, ever be allowed to talk to the person that you complained about ever again. Like, there’s no do-overs.

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There’s no, oh, well, I talked to her and I didn’t like it so I didn’t pay for it. But now I’m going to call her again. Nah.

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Nah. You don’t get to do that. No.

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See, Katie’s like, haha, I support this rule. Right? We’ve had people try it. Like, no, we see what you’re doing.

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You cannot just have infinite free phone sex by taking advantage of our 100% money back guarantee. Bite me. There’s a couple of people who have managed to 100% money back guarantee themselves out of being allowed to call us.

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Don’t do that. But if you call and you’re like, she was washing dishes while on the phone with me. Okay, you’re right.

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That sucks. You don’t have to pay for that. We get you.

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We feel you. So if you are a virgin and you want to call phone sex, it’s really it’s not scary. I swear to God.

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You have to have a credit card. You have to be able to say what you’re interested in. If you want to email before your call, you absolutely can.

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If you want to hit me up on Discord, do that. Like, yes, please. There might be a little bit of a lag because I’m not always looking at the computer.

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Sometimes I’m in a session. Sometimes I’m crocheting. I’m looking at a different tab.

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So whoreschool is adult sex education. And look, we stayed mostly on topic this time. Go us.

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Olivia told us in a podcast that she fell asleep on one of her calls. Oh, that’s funny as shit. Oh my God.

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Well, we stayed mostly on topic, which is practically, you know, sticking to the syllabus for us. Go us. Also, you should join Enchantrix Perks.

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Go to the enchantrixperks.com website and sign up. Every dollar that you spend on calls, text sessions, erotic audios, phone sex assignments, and custom erotic audios, you get a point. You earn points and then you can redeem them for things like free calls.

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So, if you do calls with us, sign up for Enchantrix Perks. Please. Thank you.

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Alright. So, whoreschool. Adult sex education that airs every Sunday evening from 11 to midnight on the East Coast.

It’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast. Can you imagine if I did an entire session talking this fast? You better jerk off quick. Feel free to email me.

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Harper at Enchantrix Empire dot com or find me on Discord. L D W Harper. There you go.

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Patty said, I need to check my points. Do they go through automatically? Email support at Enchantrix Empire dot com. They can, the dispatchers have access to that email.

They always monitor it and they will get back to you really, really quick. Alright. Goodnight, y’all.

Wash your butts and I’ll talk to you all next week. Hopefully, I’ll remember to update whoreschool dot net. Maybe.

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Goodnight.

 

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